There are people here who have never seen a real medieval castle

>there are people here who have never seen a real medieval castle

...

yeah i've seen one
now what?

>Newcastle
>the castle's like a thousand years old
why is everything in Europe so old? can't you afford new stuff?
lmao

>there are people here who have never seen a night sky that lacks large amounts of light pollution
>you will never see the stars like early man did
>you will never see those magical twinkling lights every night burning brighter than anywhere they could be seen today

Literally every town has its own castle where I live.

>there are people who have not seen the northern lights

>americans believe that knights and castles are fantasy stuff

>knights and castles are real

>there are people here who don't have the northern lights localized entirely within their kitchens

don't bully

castles are overrated anyway

As if I go outside anyway.

Give me those steamed burgers

Maybe you shouldn't have replaced them with commieblocks

When I was little my parents took the family on a tour of some big castle and it was very cold and my big sister scared saying ghosts lived there and all the old painting gave me nightmares.

Fuck castles.

We never had them to begin with.

>there are people here who have never had to swerve at the last minute to narrowly avoid hitting a wombat in the middle of the night that would have completely fucked up the front of your car

Try moose and bears... You literally die driving into those.

It's overrated.

t. Seen the night sky from the Pacific ocean

Cute

>there are people here who eat spaghetti everyday

my dad crashed his vw golf 4 on a massive deer few years ago and the windscreen was shattered to pieces but did not broke inside

Not even a full grown moose.

That's because mooses can weigh up to 700kg. When you crash into that in 100km/h speed, you can just add one to one.

Yah thats real bad user. Its not like a full grown male moose doesnt carry 500kg of meat and bones more than a full grown deer...

Or you can just drive away from major cities to take a look.

>Castilian
HURRRRR DURRRRR

You should have drowned in the ocean.

the castle at the Tynemouth is pretty mint