Let's play the popular Swedish drinking game "two truths and a lie".
ITT: state three (preferably unbelievable/incredible) facts of your cunt, of which only two are true. Then let the other cunts guess which fact is false to win the game.
I'll start to demonstrate: >Sweden is the third largest music exporter in the world. >Sweden is third in largest percentage of immigrants relative to the total population. >Sweden is third in discovering most elements in the periodic table. Which do you think is a lie? Guess to win.
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Ian Watson
I'd say: true false true
Jacob Ramirez
We quickly have a winner! We're third in music exports behind the US and the UK, and third in discovering elements behind the UK and the US. We're 67th in immigrant population.
That was fun, although perhaps too easy. Do Germany next!
Gabriel Gray
1. 3rd oldest language in Europe 2. Last to adopt Christianity 3. Biggest alcohol consumption per capita.
Jason Baker
ok. >Germany has the highest per capita consumption of beer in Europe >Berlin has more bridges than Venice >In Germany it's considerd incredibly rude to wish someone happy birthday, before the day of their birthday
Elijah Kelly
f t t
Liam Richardson
true true false
Jaxson Murphy
Tough one! I think 2 is true anyways. But biggest alcohol consumption? Maybe. Might be Russia or something though. And I have no idea how old Lithuanian is... Icelandic should be oldest, then perhaps English, and then some latin-based language?
My final guess is: false true true
Carson White
Winner! Germany is 3rd in Europe, behind CZ and Austria sry, the Burger was correct, It's considerd wishing someone bad luck to do nr. 3.
Nicholas Garcia
First is definitively true. I'm guessing false on the second... I've been to both places and I wasn't struck by Berlin having many bridges. Though weird if the third is true... But germans are (endearingly) weird about such stuff, so might be.
I'm guessing: true false true
Thomas Bailey
The 3 oldest languages in Europe are basque icelandic and lithuanian and belarus consumes the most alcohol per capita. You were close though.
Logan Cook
>Germany is 3rd in Europe, behind CZ and Austria >First is definitively true oops
Jason Brooks
>Florida is the closest U.S. state to Africa >Abraham Lincoln is in the Wrestling Hall of Fame >A North Carolina woman is the daughter of a Civil War veteran, and still collects his benefits.
Nolan Nelson
true false true
Dylan Clark
That was a really tricky one. Nice!
Wow, I want to say all are false. But I guess Florida could be true, stuff like Puerto Rico doesn't count as a state right? And I know your old presidents did some crazy shit, so could be true.
Guessing: true true false
Oliver Hughes
I'd say false true, I know he was a wrestler true, I think I heard some weird story about that
Kevin Ortiz
Pls do Bulgaria! Smaller countries are often especially fun!
Parker Green
WINNER! Abe was a beast >As a 22-year-old, Lincoln was described as able to “outrun, outlift, outwrestle and throw down any man in Sangamon County,” Ill. In one match, the future president reportedly became angered by his opponent’s attempt to cheat, so he used his long arms to pick the opponent up by the throat and shake him around. The Wrestling Hall of Fame has only been able to find one recorded wrestling defeat in Honest Abe’s 300 matches.
Bentley Butler
>Bulgaria is one of the largest exporters of rose oil in the world >There's an island in the Black Sea where cacti naturally grow >Despite Orthodox Christianity being the most popular religion in Bulgaria, there is a region in Bulgaria that's majority Catholic
So which is the closest state to Africa?
Caleb Parker
Maine
Colton Phillips
I guess: true false, afaik cacti are from the new world true
Logan Rivera
>norway has several dependencies >norway has the second most winter olympics medals in the world >norway has the highest hdi in the world
Lincoln Martinez
>americans microwave water >americans shit their pants regularly >americans are dumb
James Harris
Wow, that's really hard. Bulgaria, rose oil? Never heard of it. But cacti in the Black sea seems unlikely.
I'm saying: true false true
Juan White
Tbh I'd think you'd have most winter olympics medals... But never heard of Norweigan dependencies other than possibly some tiny clay on Antarctica or something.
I'm saying: false true true
Gavin Hughes
both winners St. Thomas island or the Snake Island does actually have wild cacti growing on it, but they're not native as pointed out. They were planted there in the 20th century.
Justin Rogers
true false true
all false :)
Joseph Thompson
queen maud's land, bouvet island and peter i Island. also heard svalbard counts so true, true, false
Logan Wilson
>St. Thomas island or the Snake Island does actually have wild cacti growing on it, that's pretty wild though
also, "snake island" in the "black sea" sounds like a terrifying place
Adrian Sanchez
true, false, true*
Andrew Gonzalez
1. Largest EEZ in the world 2. Largest wine producer 2. Largest consumers of foreign literature
Jason Richardson
True true false
William Gutierrez
man, difficult. france is a fairly small country, which makes any fact surprising. i'm guessing the second is the false one just because of geographically large places like california and australia...
so: true false true
Levi Turner
Yup, that's it.
Christopher Edwards
third is surprising too, but i guess you just read A LOT which bumps up your numbers in any literary fact.
do you read the most in the world as well? i could imagine so.
Blake Johnson
Well, they're wild in the sense that nobody takes care of them. They're not naturally endemic to the place. That's why I specified naturally.
Easton Ward
I should've specified that it was per capita. >do you read the most in the world as well? I'm not sure, but I would think so. I've been to many countries and people never read in public as much as we do in France.
Jayden Young
yeah, sorry, i meant "that's wild" as in "that's cool". never would have guessed it.
Joseph Campbell
yeah throwing "foreign" in there was a good misdirect
Adam Hall
>Brazil has the biggest arab diaspora in the world >Brazil has the largest japanese diaspora in the world >Brazil has the largest polish diaspora in the world.
Caleb Morris
T T F
Colton Reyes
true true false
Michael Lopez
1. If you visited one new beach in Australia every day, it would take over 40 years to see them all. 2. The male platypus has strong enough venom to kill a horse. 3. Prime Minister Bob Hawke set a world record for sculling 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds
Matthew Anderson
true true false
Gavin Ortiz
i pooped myself earlier today and i've seen my roommate microwave water but i've never personally done it
Dominic Murphy
F T T
Julian Powell
>I should've specified that it was per capita. oh i assumed, no worries.
i googled and apparently that's india, followed by thailand and china. though i would guess - just based on my prejudice - that is more likely reading for school rather than fictional pleasure reading (?).
how much is poetry read in France? is it a common thing? in Sweden it's considered pretentious to the level of people not admitting to it in public, even if they do read. but I know France has a different culture of almost seeing their authors as rockstars, so i imagine it could be different.
Isaac Sanchez
True False, their venom is similar to what we're currently working on in my lab class. Not strong enough to kill even an unusually large dog True
Asher Turner
Too easy, it seems... We do have about 3 million polish people here, though.
Mason Rivera
do murricans find it hard to comprehend microwave time?
Robert Torres
Oh wait I fucked up, sorry mates. Someone did one of these a couple days ago and it was one truth and two lies.
3rd was true btw.
Justin Sullivan
wtf how 2 get brazilian-japanese gf?
Isaac Jackson
>Someone did one of these a couple days ago and it was one truth and two lies. Really? Is this a drinking game in other countries too?
Adam Flores
to save time I ways just hit the same number twice
Carson Robinson
>Asian girl with big budas
Ian Brown
>The Canadian National and Canadian Pacific Railroads have the most trackage in the USA via subsidiaries >Alaska has more coastline than every other state put together >Around 8,000 people get bitten by rattlesnakes every year
Ayden Rivera
Guess Denmark >Denmark has no minimum wage >Weed is not legal at Christiania >Denmark is the largest producer of minks
Aiden Scott
>how much is poetry read in France? Not as much as it used to be. Novels and philosophy are more likely to be read or quoted.
Luis Bailey
Yeah it was a Dane who made the thread.
Oliver Reyes
T F T
Julian Lopez
Wrong
Cooper Bell
and people say mixing is wrong...
i want to blanda upp
Leo Ross
True True False
Levi Brown
OK lets try this. It's a hard one.
>Prison escape is a right of every prisoner in Germany. >It is illigal to kiss while riding on a train in Germany >In Germany pillows are considered passive weapons and therefore striking someone with one can get you the law suit of assault
Hunter Cook
first i think is true, i think it is in sweden as well second is riddiculous but third is just way too silly
i have to say true true false
Charles Perez
False True ( have seen this in German porn) True
Asher Cook
Wrong
We have no minimum wage is Denmark. The wage is completely regulated between the unions and the company owner, or their organizations. The state do not interfere, generally, but it has happened two or three times throughout history. Our unions are strong as fuck
It's labelled the Danish model. It's quite easy to fire someone in Denmark, compared to other countries.
Jason Perez
I was surprised the other Swede got it wrong, because we have the same system here.
And here it is called the Swedish model :-)
Nicholas Kelly
Your both wrong.
it's
true false (this one is actually a law in France) true
Zachary Scott
T F T
Aaron Miller
hmm
t t f - seems way too much. 8000 would be insane.
Christian Lee
Nope
John Gomez
F T T since no one was..ahem biting
Cameron Allen
that's scary
glad im living where drunk moose are the most scary living creatures