Let's play the popular Swedish drinking game "two truths and a lie"

Let's play the popular Swedish drinking game "two truths and a lie".

ITT: state three (preferably unbelievable/incredible) facts of your cunt, of which only two are true. Then let the other cunts guess which fact is false to win the game.

I'll start to demonstrate:
>Sweden is the third largest music exporter in the world.
>Sweden is third in largest percentage of immigrants relative to the total population.
>Sweden is third in discovering most elements in the periodic table.
Which do you think is a lie? Guess to win.

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I'd say:
true
false
true

We quickly have a winner! We're third in music exports behind the US and the UK, and third in discovering elements behind the UK and the US. We're 67th in immigrant population.

That was fun, although perhaps too easy. Do Germany next!

1. 3rd oldest language in Europe
2. Last to adopt Christianity
3. Biggest alcohol consumption per capita.

ok.
>Germany has the highest per capita consumption of beer in Europe
>Berlin has more bridges than Venice
>In Germany it's considerd incredibly rude to wish someone happy birthday, before the day of their birthday

f
t
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true
true
false

Tough one! I think 2 is true anyways. But biggest alcohol consumption? Maybe. Might be Russia or something though. And I have no idea how old Lithuanian is... Icelandic should be oldest, then perhaps English, and then some latin-based language?

My final guess is:
false
true
true

Winner!
Germany is 3rd in Europe, behind CZ and Austria
sry, the Burger was correct, It's considerd wishing someone bad luck to do nr. 3.

First is definitively true. I'm guessing false on the second... I've been to both places and I wasn't struck by Berlin having many bridges. Though weird if the third is true... But germans are (endearingly) weird about such stuff, so might be.

I'm guessing:
true
false
true

The 3 oldest languages in Europe are basque icelandic and lithuanian and belarus consumes the most alcohol per capita. You were close though.

>Germany is 3rd in Europe, behind CZ and Austria
>First is definitively true
oops

>Florida is the closest U.S. state to Africa
>Abraham Lincoln is in the Wrestling Hall of Fame
>A North Carolina woman is the daughter of a Civil War veteran, and still collects his benefits.

true
false
true

That was a really tricky one. Nice!

Wow, I want to say all are false. But I guess Florida could be true, stuff like Puerto Rico doesn't count as a state right?
And I know your old presidents did some crazy shit, so could be true.

Guessing:
true
true
false

I'd say
false
true, I know he was a wrestler
true, I think I heard some weird story about that

Pls do Bulgaria! Smaller countries are often especially fun!

WINNER!
Abe was a beast
>As a 22-year-old, Lincoln was described as able to “outrun, outlift, outwrestle and throw down any man in Sangamon County,” Ill. In one match, the future president reportedly became angered by his opponent’s attempt to cheat, so he used his long arms to pick the opponent up by the throat and shake him around. The Wrestling Hall of Fame has only been able to find one recorded wrestling defeat in Honest Abe’s 300 matches.

>Bulgaria is one of the largest exporters of rose oil in the world
>There's an island in the Black Sea where cacti naturally grow
>Despite Orthodox Christianity being the most popular religion in Bulgaria, there is a region in Bulgaria that's majority Catholic

So which is the closest state to Africa?

Maine

I guess:
true
false, afaik cacti are from the new world
true

>norway has several dependencies
>norway has the second most winter olympics medals in the world
>norway has the highest hdi in the world

>americans microwave water
>americans shit their pants regularly
>americans are dumb

Wow, that's really hard. Bulgaria, rose oil? Never heard of it. But cacti in the Black sea seems unlikely.

I'm saying:
true
false
true

Tbh I'd think you'd have most winter olympics medals...
But never heard of Norweigan dependencies other than possibly some tiny clay on Antarctica or something.

I'm saying:
false
true
true

both winners
St. Thomas island or the Snake Island does actually have wild cacti growing on it, but they're not native as pointed out. They were planted there in the 20th century.

true
false
true

all false :)

queen maud's land, bouvet island and peter i Island. also heard svalbard counts
so true, true, false

>St. Thomas island or the Snake Island does actually have wild cacti growing on it,
that's pretty wild though

also, "snake island" in the "black sea" sounds like a terrifying place

true, false, true*

1. Largest EEZ in the world
2. Largest wine producer
2. Largest consumers of foreign literature

True
true
false

man, difficult. france is a fairly small country, which makes any fact surprising. i'm guessing the second is the false one just because of geographically large places like california and australia...

so:
true
false
true

Yup, that's it.

third is surprising too, but i guess you just read A LOT which bumps up your numbers in any literary fact.

do you read the most in the world as well? i could imagine so.

Well, they're wild in the sense that nobody takes care of them. They're not naturally endemic to the place. That's why I specified naturally.

I should've specified that it was per capita.
>do you read the most in the world as well?
I'm not sure, but I would think so. I've been to many countries and people never read in public as much as we do in France.

yeah, sorry, i meant "that's wild" as in "that's cool". never would have guessed it.

yeah throwing "foreign" in there was a good misdirect

>Brazil has the biggest arab diaspora in the world
>Brazil has the largest japanese diaspora in the world
>Brazil has the largest polish diaspora in the world.

T
T
F

true
true
false

1. If you visited one new beach in Australia every day, it would take over 40 years to see them all.
2. The male platypus has strong enough venom to kill a horse.
3. Prime Minister Bob Hawke set a world record for sculling 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds

true
true
false

i pooped myself earlier today
and i've seen my roommate microwave water but i've never personally done it

F
T
T

>I should've specified that it was per capita.
oh i assumed, no worries.

i googled and apparently that's india, followed by thailand and china. though i would guess - just based on my prejudice - that is more likely reading for school rather than fictional pleasure reading (?).

how much is poetry read in France? is it a common thing? in Sweden it's considered pretentious to the level of people not admitting to it in public, even if they do read. but I know France has a different culture of almost seeing their authors as rockstars, so i imagine it could be different.

True
False, their venom is similar to what we're currently working on in my lab class. Not strong enough to kill even an unusually large dog
True

Too easy, it seems... We do have about 3 million polish people here, though.

do murricans find it hard to comprehend microwave time?

Oh wait I fucked up, sorry mates. Someone did one of these a couple days ago and it was one truth and two lies.

3rd was true btw.

wtf
how 2 get brazilian-japanese gf?

>Someone did one of these a couple days ago and it was one truth and two lies.
Really? Is this a drinking game in other countries too?

to save time I ways just hit the same number twice

>Asian girl with big budas

>The Canadian National and Canadian Pacific Railroads have the most trackage in the USA via subsidiaries
>Alaska has more coastline than every other state put together
>Around 8,000 people get bitten by rattlesnakes every year

Guess Denmark
>Denmark has no minimum wage
>Weed is not legal at Christiania
>Denmark is the largest producer of minks

>how much is poetry read in France?
Not as much as it used to be. Novels and philosophy are more likely to be read or quoted.

Yeah it was a Dane who made the thread.

T
F
T

Wrong

and people say mixing is wrong...

i want to blanda upp

True
True
False

OK lets try this. It's a hard one.

>Prison escape is a right of every prisoner in Germany.
>It is illigal to kiss while riding on a train in Germany
>In Germany pillows are considered passive weapons and therefore striking someone with one can get you the law suit of assault

first i think is true, i think it is in sweden as well
second is riddiculous but third is just way too silly

i have to say
true
true
false

False
True ( have seen this in German porn)
True

Wrong

We have no minimum wage is Denmark. The wage is completely regulated between the unions and the company owner, or their organizations.
The state do not interfere, generally, but it has happened two or three times throughout history. Our unions are strong as fuck

It's labelled the Danish model. It's quite easy to fire someone in Denmark, compared to other countries.

I was surprised the other Swede got it wrong, because we have the same system here.

And here it is called the Swedish model :-)

Your both wrong.

it's

true
false (this one is actually a law in France)
true

T
F
T

hmm

t
t
f - seems way too much. 8000 would be insane.

Nope

F
T
T
since no one was..ahem biting

that's scary

glad im living where drunk moose are the most scary living creatures

Do a Sweden