Ask a cartel member anything

Ask a cartel member anything.

>inb4 Sinaloa

A la verga putos ay les va el video de el Ivan muerto

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Favourite meal?

You have to go back.

Do you enjoy being a total piece of shit

nobody cares, loser

Keep on the good work. Feed those filthy WASP gringos every ounce of cocaine you have. Don't stop until every single man, woman and child is an addict.

Then, just retake what was lost.

Aguachile.

No thanks, we pay farmers $1k(American) to make a kilo of coke and flip it for anywhere from 10-30k depending on state. Chicago and jersey being the best.

Where is your cartel located?

I'll bite, how did you get into this line of work? What is your line of work? Payment?

post pics of your mexiwhores

Is skullfucking a goid way to get off?

What do you want? Money? Power? Women? Or maybe something more personal

How many people have you killed ?

If el negro had to get themselves into a race war with el gringo who would the major Cartels back and why?

What do you think about El Chapo? how many people have you killed?

Favourite TV series?

That's good business I guess.
What's your cartel?

>ask a role-playing neet anything

No thanks kek.

What is the mortality rate of a cartel member?

Do you all end up dying in a shootout, chopped up by rivals or do you end up getting pretty rich?

Niggers, gringos support laws while niggers can't even spell law.

You're on the wrong side of the wall, el fucko.

Jalisco. Yo estoy en San Antonio aun lado de el salto. Pero vine al entrego

Family. I get paid depending on what I do. If I sell I can make average 15k per kilo depending on the state. I don't do the killing shit the lowers do that and they get paid 5k a month(pesos) or 500 a body.

Just come to adelitas ask for el 46 and I'll hook you up.

Zero. I'd rather pay then do it myself I have lowers who take care of me.

Bullshit how can you join a cartel with 0 kills

>I'm a cartel member

Every fat, manlet spic says this. Go do your role playing with some faggot, sheltered hipsters from the suburbs who might actually believe you.

Piche oaxaco.

Our people are mostly trained because they don't make enough and we recruit. Do the math.

Nueva generacion Jalisco. No me cres? If you're in La I'll meet up with you right now before I go back.

What the fuck am I reading here

Come find out.

Hello

uproxx.com/webculture/even-mexican-drug-cartel-members-take-facebook-selfies/

Oaxaca vale verga especialmente Los de la plaza me los ago putos en un dos por tres

por que? o que ten que probar?

Why does the US focus on ISIS while you guys are worse and already in our country
Stop beheading and bombing holy shit

Do you guys ship to Ausfailia or is that just Brazilians and Chileans?

Porque no se ponen al tiro

whats it like being a faggot?

One day you will realize that your aggression will not help you, neither your military
We will sack Europe and Russia and after them we will come for you
Bismillah allahu ekber
Praised be Hz.Muhammad elhamdüllilah

Dubranos wey.

Do you ever run into any of the CIA or DEA handlers? Or at least people you think could be?

Because we pay you off.

How is it to be trash that makes Mexico a laughing stock in the whole world?

Cut that shit out or all the countries below the Rio Grande get it.

que garantías hai de que, se eu coñecín ti, non vai me matar?

I'd rather cut "that shit" and all the people above the rio grande get it. Pinche verga joto

Estas hablando portuges wey? Si me compras una botella me la tomo contigo pero no me agas enojar. Estoy en riverside California ahoy nomas y tu

How to get cartel plugs?

>Nueva generacion Jalisco
Get out of Gto!!! La plaza already has a cartel(beltran leyva) i dont want you jotitos de jalisco turning my parent's state into a shit hole!

teixas

Could you timestamp some cartel shit really quick? These kind of 'evidence' pics you posted can be found on some random twitter thug account in 2 minutes...

My question: how many deaths have you caused?

plata o plomo

What one well placed mortar round would do to those faggots.

botella que?

Puta mericone, you dope dealers are the stupidest fucks. It'll be the second coming of Christ for y'all, Christopher Columbus. We'll have y'all all handless for being retard shitskins, and we'll slap y'all with your own lmao. Manifest Destiny 2.0: Nuclear Boogaloo.

Buchanan puta

You'll steal it you gyspy fuck. What do you want? I'm in Cali right now making a drop I got Jewelry my tattoos and my car pick one

por iso /pol? you seem like a child. a lying wetback bitch

lol fucking faggot at least find a photo that hasn't been on 20 news articles

Why would i steal your timestamp kek, just checking if this is legit.

Either will do really tho.

Do you hire white Americans? Been looking for a new line of work. I don't like drugs but i like killing spics.

P I C K O N E do you not fucking speak English I'm in Cali so I can show you my cars here my jewelry (diamonds/gold I got my watch and 2 diamond/24k necklaces on me) or what

I won't but go to Tijuana and go to honk long or adelitas bar and let hem know you have papers. Done and done I won't say anything else.

tattoos

edgy

tattoos btw

Tattoos, cars and jewellery don't prove anything, and they better be cartel related

Holy shit...you're a mesero at Adelita's?

>no cartel beheadings videos so far

One job you faggot

The required cjng dia de Los muertos on you I'll snap the cars next esperame verga

Because any good organization needs people like lawyers, accountants and such that might be on the wrong side of the law but aren't murders.

Honestly OP I can't be bothered to hate you. Cartels are probably a net benefit once one reaches the top of the dog heap. Hell there probably could be a good system in place if it wasn't for(((American law enforcement))) always playing kingmaker

What's the going price for an ounce of black right now?

Child porn isn't allowed here.

My car wont start, ive changed the battery and everything lights up bu the starter just makes loud clicking noises

Yeah lol Carlos bring something Sup Forums related I'll hook you up where u from? I go back to Tijuana in 3 days

What state? If you take it back from Mexico I'll give you that shit for 400 the border is your problem

Do you have a family?

If so do you want them to follow in your footsteps?

Does Trump actually bother you guys?

beautiful, but imma need a timestamp

Sounds like your alternator needs a look.

My biological father was a part of Los Gueros. Never met the guy but found out from an FBI newsletter that he got in trouble for it.

Washed flag is right

What if I kill your mother instead?

So Cal, SE LA County. Used to fuck with those 5th and hillpaisas in Watts till they got popped. fuck drugs. but whatever

kek

also what is your favourite make of handgun?

So what do you do with the women you capture? Dont you kill family's too?

Correction. US Treasury and DEA

treasury.gov/press-center/press-releases/Pages/jl2170.aspx

Fritz pls

I'm in SoCal. Come fuck with me right now I'm in riverside make a throwaway email and post it here Ilol hit u

fucking spics

What are you going to do when Trump is elected??

Where are the date and time? Do you not know what a fucking timestamp is? Why can't we ever have nice things around here ffs

Hot damn what part of riverside? You know some dude named Jorge over there?

>Aguachile.
That chit is delicious. It's also called Ceviche, no?

Mine. Nothing beats a homemade/welded m16. I'll shoot through bricks with that motherfucker. Las cabezas explotan hahahaha

...

You would live in the land of broken dreams.

Ceviche is a fish dish aguachile is shrimp

>kek

kotaku.com/mexican-drug-cartel-selfies-show-the-pouty-side-of-crim-1462782013

How do you feel about taco flavored kisses?
Are they delicious?

if you kill my mother I will hunt you down and give you a blood eagle, pinche cabron
then the females in your family will be given to gypsies for purposes of rape, beating and general fun
you are what you claim to be though, so I suspect you're busy enough without having to come over here and bleed to death nailed to the wall inside a sewer manhole

Yes, I'd like two chalupas and a grande nachos please.

Ima trump fan. Im a legal (parents immigrated) but I took the easy money route. Fuck working