How do you deal with tourists?

How do you deal with tourists?

I insult them if they speak to me. They must feel unwelcome.

What tourists?

I attempt to steal their white genes

Bongs?

They're so fucking annoying. Walking in the middle of the pavements slowly as if they're fucking dazed.
They keep stopping the bus driver and shoving a map in his face asking if they're at the stop they want
to be. If you live in the area of Sliema, Imsida, Gzira etc, you're fucked. I think there's more foreigners
than Maltese there. Good fucking luck catching a bus from there. Bus after another filled with them.

But what can I fucking do? We depend on them.

I treat them bad

I've only seen a few tourists in my life.

Luckily I don't cause I life far enough from the closest touristic area.

Nah, I've only seen nips and they mostly seem to visit lapland.

we have free shuttle buses on each airport/terminal sending tourists to resorts or casino

very inteligent insulting your main source of income

no touristas here

>I insult them if they speak to me. They must feel unwelcome.
are u retarded?

i have never seen a tourist in my life :(

>mostly seem to visit lapland.
Can confirm, we're packed full of Asians from Rovaniemi all the way up.
They're otherwise completely harmless, but goddamn if they're not a hazard on the roads.

>stopping their car in the middle of the road or the oncoming lane to take pictures of reindeer
>no idea where they can drive, police pull their rental cars out of the snowmobile tracks constantly
>Heard that people had to jump out of their way on a ski track
>Many search and rescue missions as chinese people think that they are ensured a boy child if they make love in their rental cars when there are Aurora Borealis
etc.
Dont get rental cars in Lappland, it will be smeared with Asian bodyfluids

By not having any.

I guide them and get paid for it.

The only tourists I encounter are out of state Americans or Central/Southern Americans. It's kind of rare to see European tourists

Unironically agreeing with this
Especially wealthy Anglo-German ones

I avoid places they congregate and most of the city around Christmas.

>The only tourists I encounter are out of state Americans or Central/Southern Americans. It's kind of rare to see European tourists
>Central American
>Tourists
I doubt those were tourists.

by not living in london

By not living in Rio, although i had to do there because of my job once and it was fucking hell dealing with them.

>How do you deal with tourists?
We don't have any where I live, I kinda whish there were some.
Why do you hate tourists?

cycle past them as close as possible when they step on the bicycle path without looking. Had one fall over backwards once

We mainly get Norwegians and Germans, it's fine

I live in Howth and it's fucking unbearable
I get off the train every afternoon to be swarmed with 1000s of continentals who won't even let me off first
Then on Sundays, when I just want to go to mass and have a pint, they are EVERYWHERE
Spaniards, Italians and Frenchies, please stop coming here

>mfw whenever I go outside of america I try and be as disrespectful as possible and get away with it for laughs

Must be from Catalonia

I live in Bath. We get a shit ton of European tourists. Mainly Germs, Dutch and Scandies. I have no problem with them. They're mostly polite and respectful. Chink tourists on the other hand, need to gassed.

I’ve talked to a few of them. Some of them they were visiting from Argentina, Brazil, Guatemala, etc.

Or Madridonia

I don't like seeing foreigner in my country. I don't care if they're tourists or pilots. Iberia is for the Iberians.

this is retarded

Ignore

I sure love those 6 million spanish teengagers shitting up our capital even more than it already is
their are also fucking OOGHA BOOGHA level loud and then they rent a bike and know fuck all about how to behave in traffic, please take them back

>he wants foreigners to invade your country every single summer
>Same foreigners that form ghettos
>The same people that made the prize of house so fucking expensive by buying property like there was no fucking day during the nineties

Gladly, Now take back the germans that are forming ghettos all around the spanish coast and We have a deal.

Tell them to please keep spending moni

Feel free to kill the ugly ones