Shart In Mart Thread

Americans admit shitting in walmart
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>Romania
Clean your flag and then talk.

S H A R T

PLOP IN SHOP
POO IN AISLE TWO
DESIGNATED SHITTING SHOP
FART IN THE CART

>be about a week ago
>SHART IN MART meme appearing
>argue that I have never shit myself in my entire life, let alone shart myself
>post ended in dubs... 77
>later that day, get horrible diarrhea
>farting and shitting like crazy
>laying in bed
>feel a fart coming
>slowly release it
>feel the warmth of the fart
>warmth continues to linger
>smell continues to linger
>oh fuck
>check pants
>I fucking sharted in my bed for the first time
>seeped down into my comforter
>take a shower
Fucking meme magic. I am honestly starting to believe in a higher entity of memes.

in this picture we see the evolution of the ameripoop walmartus into his pajeet cousin

bump

actually hilarious

There is literally nothing wrong with shitting yourself

>We were in the vegetable aisle

Unrealistic.

he probably meant the frozen vegetable aisle

kek
and was almost quads

his ass looks like a penis

What's wrong with the occasional pants-shitting? It's no more disgusting than peeing your pants when you were a child. Just a natural bodily function, it happens to the best of us.

I mean, sheesh, what's next? Are you going to criticize us for holding penis inspection days during middle school physical education? Those are just to make sure that uncircumcised boys are cleaning their glans properly to prevent infection. It's not molestation.

U mad than now romania is considered more clean than you?

These are dark times.

kek speaks to me. Perhaps I need to shit myself again so I can become closer with the holy one.

wait

where am I supposed to poop

Holy fuck I lost

Don't lie user, the REAL reason we have pens inspection day is to make sure all guys are circumcised, if the kid isn't circumcised they have the choice of being or expelled or undergo mandatory circumcision before they are allowed to return to school

Me and my fellow Americucks btfo.

I'm joining ISIS just so I don't belong to a cuck nation anymore.

>when you were a child
the last guy I know to shit his pants was in 6th grade

we made fun of him for being so old, i.e., 11 or 12

CTR

Everyone here shits in walmarts. By the way, don't you guys think Trump is a little bit racist? I think I'm going to vote Hillary.

Literally what is wrong with having an accident in your pants every once in awhile? Sometimes you can't help it, but for some reason people think it's funny to shame Americans for unintentional bowel movements.

DEUCE IN THE PRODUCE

DAMAGE CONTROL

Jesus Christ why is this meme such a big deal?

I'm pretty sure everyone shits their pants two or three times in their life. I wasn't at the mart when it happened to me but it's perfectly understandable. You just think it's a wet fart and you find out otherwise when you get home.

Is that really embarrassing for Europeans?

'Strain On a Plane' is real tho

These pics are ridiculous, you aren't allowed to shit in the food sections, however depending on state laws you are allowed to shit in the frozen food section

POOEY

SITH HAPPENS

kek

SKID MART

8/10

dickbutt

>two or three times in their life
ages 8 to 80, exclusive

otherwise your premise is flawed and you're a champion of fat losers on motorized scooters

fuck off rascal fatty

PLOP IN SHOP is strictly the canadian version.

What? Everyone has accidents every now and then. I clomped my wranglers in the frozen foods aisle last week. Big deal.

I take diet pills and I litearlly shart myself a few times a week. It used to leak through to my pants but I finally found underarmour boxer briefs... these keep all sharts contained. The smell still permeates but its not getting on my pants at least.

check out this brave american prodly exclaiming: I think i shat myself! and then proudoly walking away knowing he keeps an american tradition alive
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Has America's superiority transformed into grasping at straws trying to feel better about your shit countries
Lel I enjoy being free while you all get cucked

Oh god not like this please. The Canadians won't stop bullying us.

This is the end result of capitalism.

Ctr

Beautiful

what about the proud romanian tradition of being irrelevant

Really? I mean, I had an accident when I was in the 1st grade, but I haven't since then. Is it because of your awful american diet?

>watched this video
>lady only eats cheesy potatoes
>husband has a better diet
>makes veggies then asks her to try it
>she gags at the smell, runs away, cries
it astonishes me how someone could only eat cheese and potatoes for that long.

and here we can observe a traditional american highschool hazing ritual : shiting your pants
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shart in mart

european women shart themselves even on live TV. Its a cultural thing over there.

>youtube.com/watch?v=4ex--oXMsR0

Eat big, shit big, shit proud. This is fucking America, I can shit myself wherever I damn please. The founding fathers died for it.

What is it about Walmart that makes Americans shart?

She touched a cut up tomato and immediately gags, complete with tears.


Fat useless slob.

>muslim mayor
LMAO

god damn this is how it ends the rest of the world finally got us on something this meme is to strong cuts right to the heart of the fat American stereotype

>I actually know someone who has shart in the mart before to

Stop with this forced meme.

It's not fucking funny. Truthfully yes, I do sometimes shart but guess what faggot, when you're on the road working, sometimes a toilet isn't always in reach.

Eurofags need to fuck off with this forced meme. sage

Shiieeett in the street
Plop in the shop
Shart in the mart
Follow through on aisle two

>not posting the real american version

americans confirmed honorary pajeets

no, but I want to piggyback this "shart the mart" trash started by a country with 600 MILLION PEOPLE shitting the streets, and make pic related a meme

america's finest lard, 30-year reserve

if im on a road working im going to the side or behind something and shitting there instead of in my pants.

Shittary shinton

>it's just a gypsy roach

dysentery-that's a fancy word for eating oil and corn syrup until your intestines can't even absorb the fat and releases it when you bend for more Twinkies in Walmart.

>dems electing a shart in the mart

life

at leat we dont shart in public.check out this guy he even managed to get shit on his t shirt

>United "Shart at Walmart" States
>United "Outflows at Lowe's" States
>United "Let It Go at Costco" States
>United "Loose Gut in Pizza Hut" States
>United "Stained with Crap at the Gap" States
>United "Good Golly, It's in the Trolley" States
>United "Drop My Piles in Target's Aisles" States
>United "Squeeze My Ring at Burger King" States
>United "Leaking Arseholes Over at Marshall's" States
>United "My Shorts Are Yucky at the Chuck E." States

>walk into walmart
>release into breaches in the chip aisle
>buy a bag of doritos
>go up to register to pay
>qt 3.14 8/10 college girl
>she looks like she only weighs 190 pounds
>hand her cash from by back pocket
>some poo juice has soaked into the bill
>she rings me up
>about to leave with chips
>she's smelling the bill
>the glorious feel when

i only sharted once in a bus. i was very sick though and very dizzy. i should have stayed home that day. thank god i didnt shart until after school. would hate to spend 8 hours hiding in the bathroom waiting for the bus to come back

Duece in the produce

"We got a cleanup on aisle (((two)))"

>2016
>Not playing bingo on your Walmart Shart Chart

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