JAN 2017 USA NUKED

>Single nuke, but whole country left in darkness.
How likely is this?

about as likely as you getting laid

Jan 17

That is a rare asf pepe.

That's bullshit, your country will be nuked way before the heat-death of the universe.

>1 nuke
>whole country left in darkness
Doesn't work that way here.

Seriously why Putin wouldn't nuke Obama before he leaves office?
USA is doomed anyway and this would be great new year sparkles.

You've played too much CoD.
Nuclear EMP effect is quite overstimated.

Not with US power grid... it is ancient and retarded just like their president.

the meme magic is getting out of hand guys :/

i think soon we will have a full nuclear war when KEK (PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME) comes to earth in his physical form, killing 5 billion people... yes i can feel it...

North Korea is always talking shit, nothing new, they do this every year when we do our yearly drills. It's about as likely as Kim Jong-Un having a 12" penis.

Goy we need to have a talk.

Yes it is. Although the Military will have no issue.

Because China would become way too powerful? He needs us to keep the chinks in check.

I don't think Kim would do this. It's not much time till January to prepare his toys. And his rockets are still retarded as fuck...

This

China would immediately bankrupt without US.
I guess chinks would invade you together with white niggers.

Very unlikely.

The water will be the first thing targetted.

About as likely as it has been literally since a country besides America, gets nukes.

What if the "enemy" do not actually want to hurt people?

#LithuOPBTFO

Then it'll continue just being a war of culture.

Niggers have advantage, you can't see black in darkness.

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Hold it right there.