The 1960 election ended in a clear turmoil after Harambe won with a slim voting margin in New Jersey. Calls of election fraud were made by states that had voted for Moon Man, and many of the Northwestern block states that had voted Moon opted to secede from the union the day after the inauguration of Harambe. Since then, the US and Moonland have been engaged in a vicious Civil War, with no clear end in sight. Alaska has seceded from the union and was incorporated into Canada, while Moonland was able to successfully invade and take over Hawaii.
Since the outbreak of war, the Republican Party has disintegrated and two new major parties have come into the spotlight.
The Unification Party, made up of Moonland sympathizers are calling for an end to the war by peaceful means, and to open up Diplomatic relations with the nation of Moonland, stating that the United States Government can stand to learn much from Moon Man.
The Peace Party, made up of former Democratic elites and some Republicans is calling for an end to the war via nuclear means. Following a massive ethnic cleansing in Moonland, many US politicians began to consider the Nuclear Option as the only effective deterrent to end the war for good.
The Democratic Party still holds strong, with President Harambe hopeful about his re-election chances in 1964.
PRIMARY RULES >0,1,2 picks a candidate of your choice to join the race >primaries will begin once we have 12 candidates selected
>quads at any time gets Moonland to drop the bomb on US cities
Blake Rivera
1960 Election Results.
Wyatt Jenkins
1964 Unification Party Primary Results
Gabriel Rogers
MOOMIN FOR PEACE
Asher Garcia
STEFAN MOLYNEUX
Blake Jones
Also Pepe Sr.
Adrian Richardson
Molyneux reroll
Jaxon Ward
John Oliver enters the race.
Camden Walker
Rolling for 21 Savage
Benjamin Reyes
Rerolling for Moomin
Angel Gutierrez
Pinochet arrives from helicopter to give his try at winning these primaries
Christian Smith
Stefan Molyneux pls
Liam Edwards
reroll
Blake Butler
I NOMINATE MONICA LEWINSKY
Landon Williams
Molyneux
Eli Hill
Milhouse for Prez
Henry Garcia
>Born in 1977
>Can only be either alive in 1964 >Or not real >Or if you're creative enough, time travel
Nathan Ramirez
P I N O C H E T
Cameron Miller
Molyneux is in OP
Juan Thomas
Reroll for Pinochet
Carson Scott
Re
Ryan Davis
Not born yet.
Caleb Baker
If John cant win, Moomin won 1 instead:
Juan Green
Rere
Bentley Moore
Gunther
Nathaniel Wilson
Milhouse 1964
Kevin Howard
op>
Jackson Barnes
George Soros
Jack Jackson
reroll for pepe sr
Nathan Murphy
Let's go for time travel. What's the D20?
Grayson Ross
...
Xavier Barnes
George Soros aaa
Ryan Diaz
Time travel get
Liam Butler
Not an argument OP, put in Molyneux
Carson Hernandez
As long as it is the Current Year, John Oliver will be there to remind people of it.
David Hill
Soros
Gavin Miller
Jeb Bush
Wyatt Bennett
Winrar?
Kayden Lopez
Milhouse?
Jeremiah Perez
Pepe Sr reroll
Jaxson Green
Re?
Liam Mitchell
Babby gets the nod from the peace party in a unification move
Jaxson Lopez
Moomin is in!
Peter Molyneux (his father) is in!
Pinochet is in
Carter Stewart
George Soroes
Jason Adams
TIME TRAVELING TED CRUZ
Jose Mitchell
shameless Soros bump
Hudson Clark
MONICA LEWINSKY
Robert Harris
Let's get Pepe Sr. in there!
Gabriel Bell
Time travel man comes from the future dubs decides.
Kayden Jones
JOE PESCI
Elijah Perry
CAITLYN JENNER
Blake Myers
Mugabe
John Kelly
We've got trips that missed the boat onto the new thread
Kevin Ramirez
reeeeeeeeee roll
John Torres
Reroll
Matthew Cooper
YOUNG CAITLYN JENNER
Jose Thomas
Sorose
Dylan Rogers
More trips, put in soros
Isaac Cox
George Soros gibs me 0 1 or 2
Carter Gonzalez
Time Travel get, 21 Savage is in!
Milhouse is in!
Luis Murphy
Pepe Sr, come on
Ayden Moore
OP....pls
Leo Bennett
use photo of young bruce jenner but name of Caitlyn Jenner since we have retroactively assigned a new gender it's almost like time travel or historical revisionism but totally legit
Jaxon Gutierrez
last go.
Andrew Mitchell
Vote in Pepe Sr, he'll make America dank again for the glory of Kek
Joshua Gonzalez
The semen that Philip Seymour Hoffman was born from!
Ayden Anderson
You suck at this
Levi Taylor
...
Hudson Barnes
David Duke
Carter Miller
...
James Baker
Pesci is in!
Soros is in!
Jenner is in!
Jaxon Hill
not wrong.
Adrian Davis
Mr. Potato Head for president.
Henry Lewis
Notto McCarius wants in.
Evan Reyes
...
Jackson Kelly
PEPE SR TAKES THE LAST SPOT
Jordan Adams
IT'S CAITLYN, GET IT RIGHT!
REMOVE BRUCE!
Bruce doesn't exist, Caitlyn was born this way.
Julian Morris
Pepe Sr is in!
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>0 gets DC >1 gets Maryland >2 gets Delaware
>trips drops candidate of your choice (cannot be frontrunner) out of the race and gives their delegates to another candidate
>quads gets Moonland to nuke a state of your choice
Parker Turner
BITCH I ALREADY WINRAR'D RIGHT?
Dylan Barnes
MOOMIN GO
Parker Thomas
Molyneux roll
Aaron Barnes
Sanders
Drop Caitlyn
Aiden Bailey
caitlyn "who the fuck is bruce" jenner
Parker Edwards
Roll for Pinochet
Aiden Allen
MOOMIN MOOMIN
Sebastian Brown
Molyneux roll for Maryland
Robert Williams
Re Pinochet
Blake Bennett
Gee, who's that other guy? [nervous laughter]
Moomin for president 1964
Kevin Davis
Milhouse roll
Brandon Phillips
MOOMIN GRABS DC
Adrian Harris
Soro
Parker Evans
caitlyn
Brody Roberts
Molyneux DC roll
Andrew Rodriguez
Sanders
Drop Caitlyn.
Nuke Texas
Jace Wright
Molyneux DC roll
Xavier Collins
Reroll Pinochet I will give free rides to commies
Evan Bailey
DC roll
Nicholas Roberts
sanders
Chase Young
DC
Ryder Young
Wow I got one.
THROWING THE FULL WEIGHT OF THE HEER BEHIND MOOMIN NOW
