Leftist thief!

Some son of a whore just stole my fucking Trump sigh!
I'm fucking pissed

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it was me

I highly doubt that

For anyone with a trump sign go to your sporting goods store or army surplus if have one in your area buy a bear trap place hidden in the grass put sign behind trap sit comfy in your house wait and listen for sweet library tears

Why would you advertise being a moron?

Set up a camera outside and buy another one. Then get video evidence of the faggot doing it and bring his ass to court for stealing your property.

I would love to do that but i have animals around my house so i cant

I just might do that

no it was me user

Good. I did this shit back in texas when the bush election went on, had dozens of those things in the back of my car.
Motherfuck trump

How does one steal a sigh? Did they come up and suck away the air as it left your mouth as you sighed?

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Your fault for not hooking a car battery up to it

How best could one turn their sign into bait for some sort of elaborate yet practical trap/prank?

And what is that supposed to accomplish?

Put Anti-Pigeon gel on the next one, user. Works every time.

>"You don't have a right to display support for a political candidate I don't like, you fucking fascist!"
Liberals

Zappity zap zap

I steal or trash those signs all the time

Should've stuck razor blades to the supports and edges of the sign

>Some son of a whore just stole my fucking Trump sigh!
Reminder
>Hillary supporter steals Trump sign
>Softens it and turns it into a diaper
>Poopies in it
#NeverPoopyDiapers

didn't happen

lmao sounds like you got trolled hard fucking nooblet

You know we're not kidding when we say "just hotwire that shit", right?

You could probably design a circuit in like 15 minutes or better yet just buy a pre-made electric fence PS from a hardware store. If you're gonna be an autist and have one of these signs up knowing full well some faggot's going to inevitably take it, you might as well prepare accordingly.

>Buy trump sign
>Have in engraved in gold to make it worth $500
>Wait for leftist to come on property to steal the sign
>They're committing a felony by it being over $500
>Most states thats enough to shot them
No one would ever steal a sign again

>he doesn't wire his sign with an anti-tank mine

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>lying on a Haitian radiojockey board
I took it, dumbass

good

If you were going to do just that you already would have instead of shitposting on pol

>leftists
>concern for property rights

I'm not even surprised.

Anti-pigeon gel what is that and what would it do?

>12 volts
>zappity zap zap
Pick one.
Now my personal recomendation is to set up a light to illuminate the sign and run a 120 volt extension cord to light. Additionally, get a garden sprinkler and make sure to water your lawn in that area during the night time. Also make sure that the extension cord is accidentally frayed and is contacting the metal pieces of the sign.
Zappity zap zap gaurenteed and it wont be lethal thanks to the high resistance of the earth. It will scare the shit out of them though. Although, you need to make sure you keep the grounded light a few feet away from the sign to insure no actual danger. If you put it very close, you might harm them and no one wants to harm anyone, I mean come on, Sup Forums is a board of piece.

DIO!?

Why didn't you just put this up in the first place, and save everyone the trouble.

next time get it right burger

Put new sign up and gorilla glue razor blades on it
Also put game cam up to catch the perp

Get another one and booby trap it.

Forgot your proxy, pueblo

Yeah it really did. Me and a good friend drove around denton texas and took probably 17 signs. Finally stopped when a guy came out as i was walking torwards his lawn. Too close for my comfort.

No proxy, moved here a year and a half ago.

Your a piece of shit but you have balls ill give you that

Pussy

A coating of hot pepper oil works wonders as a deterrent.

If you can get your gloved hands on some poison ivy/poison oak, that's even better.

Me, I just keep mine in the windows so no faggots who can't handle dissenting opinions mess with them. I've always figured I'd shoot first and ask questions later if I caught someone too close to the front door, so no need to waste bullets on a bunch of faggots, better to just keep the signs out of reach and let them be sad.

dig a giant ditch around it, cover it up with dry grass, when the next dindu comes, they fall in, but smaller animals like cat and pupper wont fall in.
you can put sharpened sticks in the bottom as well, but those are hard to make and you will probably cut your artery making them rather than injure someone else.

>Not looking out your window 24/7 and waiting for a cuck to try and steal your sign so you can run outside with balloons filled with the most filthiest liquid to throw at the cuck.
Your fault.

oops

Well bush ended up rekking kerry so im glad i didnt get shot over nothin'

Needless to say im lucky

how the fuck can you Americans think that could be funny? digging a drumpf 2k16 pungee pit with the intent of harming minorities? WAKE UP ITS 2016

Holy shit you just gave a an idea for a trap thank you user!!!

Here's your solution

My Country, 'Tis of Thee, Sweet land of liberty.

>liberals playing with dogshit.
They sure showed us.

>Lefties do arts and crafts with literal shit
>They actually spent time collecting shit off the ground and playing with it, probably with bare hands
They sure showed us.

>delinquent idealists.

put two out. rig them if you have to.

personally ... 9V battery and 0.1 farad capacitor might just do.

The man the myth the Legend Donald Trump...

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There was this house near me that had a Hillary sign, and now its not there. Never heard of someone stealing a Hillary sign.

>aug 18

You know I've yet to see a Hillary sign in anyone's yard yet...weird

go buy another one like a good goy.

>yet to see a Hillary sign
She's so far ahead in the polls she doesn't need signs.

SOUNDS LIKE YOUR TRUMP SIGN NEEDS TO BE 10X BIGGER, so mehicans and nignogs can't be lifting that shit off, son! MAKE IT HAPPEN. America needs to be great again!

Dat ID. Praise the Owl God!

Didn't happen

Also 10 feet higher Sanchez

>kek

teaching manners, don't steal my crap and try to restrict my "free speech" Murricah

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>sorry let me translate: hahahahaha

BULLSHIT!

I'm not really retarded - I was just pretending...