Allies in WWII

Britain:

>Beat up a couple of guidos in the Mediterranean and North Africa
>Abandon France and hide on your island
>Wait for American help
>Contribute about as much in terms of combat strength as Canada
>Firebomb Dresden and kill hundreds of German civilians for spite
>Mostly just serve as a giant aircraft carrier for the US invasion of Northwestern Europe

France:

>Spend years and millions of francs constructing a line of fortresses while thinking Germany totally won't just invade you via Belgium again
>Outdated WWI tactics prove useless against German tanks and aircraft
>Half the population willingly collaborates with the Germans and most of your women sleep with German soldiers
>The Resistance are mainly communists

Australia:

>Fight the Japanese in a savage series of battles in PNG
>Get pissed that 20,000 of your women marry American soldiers

Russia:

>Ignore repeated Allied warnings that a German invasion is imminent
>Drive them back to Berlin simply by throwing bodies at them until they break
>While relying on Lend-Lease for most of your medicine, shoes, radios, and trucks
>Rape every female in Berlin from the ages of 8 to 70
>Make half of Europe your slaves for 45 years

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US:

>Give Britain supplies in 1940-41 but don't actually enter the war until Japan attacks first
>Do 80% of the fighting in the Pacific
>Atomic bombs spare everyone from a horrible bloodbath invading Japan that could have resulted in 1 million or more deaths
>Bankroll the entire Allied war effort

China:

>Britain sinks your navy for kicks
>Get done butchering each other in your 500th civil war
>Chiang Kai-Shek takes Allied money and pockets it while doing jack-all to fight the Japanese
>Have tens of thousands of your civilians raped, murdered, and used for human experimentation by the Japanese
>Have most of your best farmland occupied by the IJA
>Japan only leaves after V-J Day, never having lost a pitched battle to the Chinese
>The CCP now claims credit for defeating Japan even though they spent the entire war hiding in caves and sometimes collaborating with the IJA

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Is the alliance with Japan a benefit for the United States?

>>Drive them back to Berlin simply by throwing bodies at them until they break

Biggest myth is the idea the Soviets used massive waves of men to fight the heavily outnumbered but superior German troops. In fact both countries fielded similar numbers of divisions during most of the real fighting, and while the Soviets would start to gain a big numerical advantage by 1943, by that time the outcome of the war had already been largely decided. Russian losses had been massive, particularly in 1941, but the soviets never had a noticeable advantage in deployed troops during the deciding struggle of 1941/42. It's worth noting that at the start of operation Barbarossa, the German army outnumbered the Soviets by 4 to 3. It's also worth noting that Soviet battlefield casualties weren't that much higher than the Germans, and the high figure for Soviet military deaths becomes much closer to Germany's once the mass murder of Soviet PoWs is excluded. Much of the rest of the difference in casualties can be attributed to Soviet defeats in the chaos of the initial surprise attack by Germany.

>While relying on Lend-Lease for most of your medicine, shoes, radios, and trucks

The US contributions to the Soviet Union through lend-lease accounted for a measly 1.3% of the USSR war budget

A total of $50.1 billion worth of supplies was shipped, or 17% of the total war expenditures of the U.S. In all, $31.4 billion went to Britain, $11.3 billion to the Soviet Union, $3.2 billion to France, $1.6 billion to China, and the remaining $2.6 billion to the other Allies.

That's chump change, and they provided it for 4.5 years (March 11, 1941 and ended in September 1945). Not exactly the saviors you're claiming they are. For comparison, in a single year (1945) Russia spent 17 times that ($192 billion). If we assume the 11.3 billion was spread out equally, then the US contributed a measly 2.5 billion in 1945. That equates to a total US contribution of 1.3% of the USSR war budget.

Yes we know. America came in late, fought a bunch of nip manlets, killed German 14 year olds and elderly, dropped a few nukes and take credit for everything. You have a great education system

>nip manlets
>basically every country besides the USA that has fought Japan in a proper war has lost

>thinking Germany totally won't just invade you via Belgium again
That was one of the purpose of the Maginot line, to force Germany to invade through a neutral country and it did work as intended

>Half the population willingly collaborates with the Germans and most of your women sleep with German soldiers
Collaboration did happen a lot but what people consider "collaborating" is hugely vague, just submitting to Nazi authorities at gunpoint could get you branded as a collaborator after the liberation

America did dominate most of the Pacific theater at least.

>be America
>only need to fight heavily outnumbered and outgunned Japan, whose forces are spread thin all over the Pacific
>get to a stalemate
>Japan immediately surrenders after Soviet Union enters the war
>drop nuclear bombs on innocent children and women
>"We helped, guys"

OP is a retard but you are contradicting yourself by saying that they didn't use their numbers to the advantage.Their losses were massive and they still had numerical superioty where as when German had massive losses they weren't able to recover.

It's copy pasta mate.

Let me guess. Poltard still in the Hitler is muh waifu he dindu nuffin phase. Germans only had spiffy uniforms and above average infantrymen and junior officers with innovative tactics. But they can't into strategy or logistics or *giggles* realpolitik. Germans only instuted a war economy late in the war while America who could afford luxuries, did it much earlier etc.

>they still had numerical superioty
Bullshit

I think that the relationship between Japan and the United States is going well now
I don’t want to be said something like that hurt the old wound.

lol

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Daily remind that in the D-Day when "America saved Europe" there were more Brits/Canadians than Americans but Americans managed to die way more

I especially enjoy reading about Rzhev salient and Demyansk pocket, makes me sleep better. German soldiers fought for me.

>from the ages of 8 to 70
From 8 to 80 get it right you dumb burger.

>basically every country besides the USA that has fought Japan in a proper war has lost
Is that so?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet–Japanese_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet–Japanese_border_conflicts

yeah russian tankies are right, when they say the anglos helped Hitler and let him to do whatever he wanted in ww2

Not really, as the intend was to continue the Maginot line along Belgium, which they refused.

>>Spend years and millions of francs constructing a line of fortresses while thinking Germany totally won't just invade you via Belgium again
They knew, but Belgium wouldn't let them build the wall there and Belgium was naive enough to place troops on both sides thinking it would trick the Germans into not invading.
Most the rest of everything is pretty accurate

>>only need to fight heavily outnumbered and outgunned Japan, whose forces are spread thin all over the Pacific
US forces in the Pacific 3 million Japan 8 million
We also turned around their main battle fleet including the Yamato and Kongo with some tin cans
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_off_Samar

>>get to a stalemate
They were literally strapping bombs to middle school children and ruining them at us, that is how desperate they were.
>>Japan immediately surrenders after Soviet Union enters the war
Speaking of taking credit for things you didn't do shit in.
>>drop nuclear bombs on innocent children and women
Zero room to talk Russia, bombing city centers happened on both sides of the war

>>>Japan immediately surrenders after Soviet Union enters the war
>Speaking of taking credit for things you didn't do shit in.
have you heard about manchuria, the japs were still fighting after you dropped the nuclear bombs

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The once not in Japan didn't believe that the emperor would actually surrender. We dropped 2 bombs and less than a month later they agreed to an unconditional surrender, coincidence?
Hell we pulled a guy out of a cave in the 70's who was still fighting a war that had been over for decades. The Japs were fucking nuts back then

dat butthurt

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>there were more Brits/Canadians than Americans but Americans managed to die way more
It'a almost as if...we had more troops and more troops translates into more casualties. Shock.

Wrong. There were 83,115 Brits/Canadians troops present that day, and only 73,000 American troops.

probably because omaha and utah had mg bunkers up

The casualty rate did escalate in late 1944 when the draft age was lowered to 18 and training standards dropped off, but that wouldn't have applied to the time period around the D-Day landings.

Russians claim they themselves had nothing to do with those rapes in Germany, it was all churkas and shitskins from Central Asia. :^)

>not being proud of cucking the entire German nation

Shut the fuck up.

I hope the comment he was replying to didn't imply that the German army didn't commit rape because the Wehrmacht raped its way across half of the USSR. The only difference is when the Huns were finished they tended not to leave the girls alive.

Brits and the French especially were totally retarded when it came to preparation for war. In the beginning they had Germany basically surrounded and if Germans tried anything, they'd have to fight a two front war. What do these retards do? Basically order Czechoslovakia to give up Sudetenland without a fight, absolutely ignoring that the terrain there was great for defense against the German tanks and Czechoslovakia spent the interim period building a defense line with bunkers and shit and the rest of Czechoslovakia was basically indefensible without it. Gone, along with all the coal, iron and who knows what other metals in those mountains.
Then Hitler attacks Poland. What do the Brits and Frenchies do? Declare war and sit on their dicks instead of attacking the western part of Germany. And when push comes to shove, they wonder how they could've gotten blitzkrieged WHEN THE WRITING WAS ON THE WALL FOR 3 YEARS ALREADY.

USA
>Entered the war in Europe, where 1 disabled German defended 1 km of the front
>I could not advance without total destruction of the enemy from the air
>Almost without fights we reached Berlin, when the Soviet people were killed by thousands against the elite troops of the Germans
>Became rulers of Europe and half of the world
>Still not satisfied

So are we evil warmongers or not? Can't please anyone it seems.

>The only difference is when the Huns were finished they tended not to leave the girls alive
It's a shame we didn't follow their example.

You didn't have more troops though. Hell you didn't even have any of your own landing craft.

The Soviets retook Manchuria in like 24 hours, and were like right off the coast of mainland Japan when they surrendered to the US to spare themselves a horrific future as either another Vietnam or a soviet state

No

> 10M Soviet women raped by Axis barbarians
> not including forced prostitution
> 750k war rape babies in the USSR
Yeah most didn't survive but a fraction did.

>So are we evil warmongers or not?
Hes not suggesting that, just that the decisions made in these countries at interim peace and the first years of the war were extremely redundant and naive if anything.

Our war was with Japan, not Germany

Why? Thanks to that, we can rightfully call Germans our rapebabies now.

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