Glorious Risk Bread

To keep this as simple as possible you will only be allowed to roll/post once per map update. Only trips can be praised. No re rolls. Handle all your business in that singular post.

>only replies to me, on the map update will count. I will not view anything else.
>If you make a mistake i will give you one chance to admit your autism and be forgiven, post a reply to your own post and fix the mistake.

>excessive mistakes will cause aliens to nuke your nation
>being upset over low IQ mistakes will result in Jews overthrowing you and establishing a centralized bank.

>The game starts once we have 5 other players not including me, may the best man win.

name
color
location

Franks
Brown
Denmark

Poo in Loo
Gray
India

Virtual Shit
Blue
Guinea

Turul
Teal
Northern Ural

Bump

Need 1 more for year 1. Bump

I was hoping for a gif of that game

bamp

Muff King Bill Clinton
red
Suriname

can i play?

were you from that game?

yes.

sparta
red
greece

Someone has to make a map where if the entire US is owned a +10 bonus is given, same for china, and if India is owned they get a +10 by round 20

ye. Last on the other game was true tho. Allows for a lot more customization

Gesegnet Reich
Yellow
Canada

Mudslime Empire
Teal
Indonesia

fuck off canada

i put you in as gold. is that fine?

choose a different color.

any colour

cool

Rev up those wat engines cuz i am ready for happening

brown?

Can I be orange then?

Read the thread syrupnigger

daa da da daaa
daa da da daaa
daa da da daaa

turquoise

get bent burger

A

Sparta i gave up my own color for you, be happy.
Everyone Change your names to your empire.

I will be using map update to roll

Kek disagrees, leaf. Now chose a color that hasn't been picked, or get back to fucking your moose

Your country will never be known for accomplishing anything that hasn't already been done by another.
You will never have respect outside of appreciation for being passive and progressive.

I said gold was cool bro... im sad now... thanks though


Fill greece, spill romania

Expand to both east and west

>Hapa Empire
>Orange or any available colour desu
>Madagascar

Fill Denmark, spill to germany

Fill territory

ready 4 murk

Fill Indonesia, spill Thailand

Declaration of perpetual war against the disgusting Frank.

fill territory

Defend if attacked.
I expand across Canada.

Will you ally with me in the war against the Mudslimes?

Fill brazil

Your name is still anonymous if it isn't changed next turn, poo in loo land has earthquake and floats to sea.

Those dubs are good. Sure I'll ally.

Madagascar now has niggers growing on it.

India has the highest population in the world right now, kek.

Keep fillin. If full, spill west

Defend.
Expand in Canada.

Fill Indonesia, spill Papua New Guinea.

>Poo in Loo

I propose a NAP between us with Myanmar/Thailand as a de-militarized zone. Agree?

Fill Swedistan

Why do you expect attack NorthAmericanbro?

spill to Pakistan and fill.

Fill Madagascar, spill South Africa

fill romanian bonus

fill toward bolivia and chile
would like to join the the war against mudslimes. Do the
Franks and Gesegnet Reich accept?

Hey senpai wanna be buds

Because once Canada is taken my expansion will be huge bro.

FILL
ENTIRE
TERRITORY

I do

Can confirm

Not trips but at least pali

I accept bro.

I accept. We should perhaps try to ally with the mudslimes.

I am open to a three-way alliance.

I'm Christian.

Muslims deny Christ as the son of God and thus are the antichrist.

I'm open to being your ally wew.

Drunken shit poster change your name to your empire.

Map didn't upload.

Offering alliance to KEK

Wtf is going on.

Defend.
Fill Canada.
Any spills I have go into the Western United States

fill India and spill to Pakistan.

PAKISTAN IS RIGHTFUL CURRY CLAY

Take Mongolia. Then spill west into Europe

I don't know, but alright.
Continue filling territory, spill east if possible.

fill romanian bonus, spill balkans

Fill Germany

Will we have allied wins, or are we going to embrace the autismo?

Fill the rest of meme +2 bonus then fill South Africa.

You didn't process my last roll.

Also, ill Indonesia/Malaysia, spill to Papua New Guinea


Formal alliance offer to Hapa and Poo in Loo

Wanna ally.

Alliance accepted.

updating name

My alliance is maxed at 3.
But if you don't bother me. I won't bother you.

Fill northern territory
> acknowledge Kek Nations dubs

Mobile

(my last roll)

In case you missed it. My territory didn't update.

Alliance?

Fixed your roll.

i'll decide that later in the game, if i do decide allies can win then it will be only 2 allies that can win not 3.

Defend.
Expand in Eastern Canada
Any spills go into Western United States

...

Sure

Fill eastern russia

Fill Indonesia/Malaysia, spill Papua New Guinea

fill and spill to pakistan

Fill South Africa

Fill romanian bonus spill balkans

fill Netherlands, spills to Germany

Is Denmark it's own +4 or is that belonging to Swedistan?

Haj Bektash's Kingdom of Kolonia
Persia
Cyan

I have +4 Bonus on this roll I fucked up thinking Western Canada is +6

Fill north again
dubs ftw

Fill persia

Do i have to include the bonus in the post or can OP figure that shit out himself?

in your name, kek

In your name.

Witness. Waste of trips though.

OP why did i get so few Ts this round?