kek. I know Murphybot isn't new but I'm having a hell of a time whilst I'm coming down off my high
Colton Brown
What if Tony Blair was a Jew?
Mason Wright
...
Landon Young
He must be mad, literally mad.
Eli Allen
Subtle
Andrew Cruz
...
Alexander Nguyen
Britain will always be #1 with the bants. Always.
Cooper Collins
What if Marion Le Pen was blacked?
Asher Moore
>it all returns to nothing >it just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
Connor Morgan
>Northern Ireland's fuck out of here, reverse heritage fag
Nathan Wilson
...
Landon Gray
...
Carter Rivera
When is NATO going to die?
Christian Harris
Like the Romans and Greeks, we may be gone but not forgotten.
Jose King
WTF
Juan Johnson
>John Jackson was an Ulster Scots Protestant from Coleraine, County Londonderry HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN STONEWALL JACKSON HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN
The more I learn about politics and economics, the more in favour of Putin I become. Is this bad?
Charles Miller
Looks like Assad.
Daniel Young
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Jaxon Wright
Russia is a tad shite m8, don`t fall for the memes.
Matthew Baker
...
Josiah Thompson
What if Jeremy Corbyn was Leon Trotsky?
James Roberts
How do you feel about Hitler?
Parker Collins
Lads how can I get an older/MILF gf if I'm a KV?
Dylan Howard
gimme a sec
Kevin Wood
>The more I learn about politics and economics
RT doesn't count.
William King
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Zachary Myers
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Oliver Evans
Why are so many Brits on at this hour?
I'm on leave and I always become nocturnal when I'm on holiday.
Is next Monday a bank holiday as well? That would be fuckign awesome...
Oliver Evans
Grab your mum by the tits from behind when she's doing the washing up and start grinding against her.
Isaac Morris
...
Sebastian Wood
TOP KEK
Colton Morales
holy fuck
Henry Thompson
Why not a younger girl? Or am I surrounded by kids? How old is the average user on /brit/pol anyway?
Ayden Howard
What if the jewish cabal of blairites hadn't seized the British political apparatus in 1997?
Jaxon Wilson
nigel is yang
Charles Sanchez
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Brayden Murphy
student
I'm 21. Around women my age I'm insanely nervous and spergy. And they're braindead for the most part.
Liam Hernandez
...
Caleb Smith
...
Jaxon Jones
Oddly fitting. Kek.
Grayson Hill
>this is how jews, muslims and Americans have to masturbate
Caleb Cook
...
Jace Martinez
What if Churchill realised attacking national socialism was a poor move on a societal platform and instead had turned his attention towards the much more apparent and menacing threat that was the Soviet Union?
Elijah Parker
Boss doesn`t like me, only has me on a few days a week these days. My co-workers are twats anyway and I prefer getting drunk alone.
Jackson Sanchez
Jesus Christ it's a fun robot not a depressing history lesson m8.
Ethan Ortiz
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Nolan Bennett
>implying America wasn`t the biggest threat
Evan Evans
>mfw wanking uncircumcised
Grayson Rodriguez
I think I'm gonna have nightmares
Xavier Gomez
>america was a bigger threat than communism America still had segregation at the time.
Dominic Thomas
America completely fucked us over, Enoch knew what was up, we didn`t listen, we never fucking listened.
Christopher Walker
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Levi Jackson
Alright I'm getting off now lads. Any final murphy requests?
Adrian Miller
What if the Kulaks had overthrown the central committee and re-established the Tsar?
Andrew Diaz
Do 'what if Corbyn was Thatcher?'
Jack Davis
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William Moore
What if nobody guaranteed Poland?
Angel James
True, but America in itself was atleast a good country. The USSR subverted all countries on Earth to the point where today, the side that "won" the cold war hates itself and has thrown away eveeything we had as a culture.
Brandon White
Last one if there are no more requests quickly.
Brody Murphy
What if Thatcher was Corbyn?
as well please
Jaxson Ortiz
>filtering me because you're a jew
Logan Watson
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Leo Howard
kek Ok after this
I didn't filter you. Your requests just came up shit though.
James Turner
Final Call on the request train
Luke Perez
What if Farage browsed Sup Forums
Kevin Powell
G'night lads.
Brody Harris
Not working for some reason. Here's something instead.
Anthony Evans
What if Richard Dawkins believed in God?
Jack Cook
Not working. I have to go to bed, sorry lads. Here's a random one from earlier.
Daniel Collins
You lads don't actually have any sympathy for national socialism, do you?
It`s mostly the valuable members of society. I`m actually getting excited about September, never thought politics would become a hobby of mine as a kid.
