Be part of federally recognized 'native american tribe'

>be part of federally recognized 'native american tribe'
>we're pretty much all LARPing white people with 1/4 indian blood or something scamming the government for free money
>all the real indians died a long time ago

kys

>tfw born as filthy sp*nish rapebaby

i wish being amerindian. not even shitposting

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Oklahoma here, can confirm. The tribes are sanctioned mafia states that live on casino money and head rights.

>mfw Metis think theyre a real thing and not just mutts on par with Latin America

how do i become a member of their tribe? i want to scam the government for free money too

>tfw income too high to get gibbs
fuck me

what do you do?

Mate you need to have some Indian blood in you

pour me a glass lad

so if i drink the blood of a native Indian will I become a member of their tribe?

having wealthy parents

what do they do?

So I can get a blood transfusion with my adopyed cousin and call myself a native?

engineers

That should do it, you have to do regular DNA tests to prove your heritage

you can't be serious...

How else am I going to prove my 1/16thness

im not OP but i honestly dont know what to identify with, being a 56% is suffering

>be amerimutt
>have 0.0% injun blood
how did this even happen

Have you ever heard of something called Mixed race?

you're a 44% dumbass

All the real indians are on reservations drinking themselves to death

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Could this pass as native? Asking for a friend.

In Canada, their prison population is 80% feather niggers.

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Bro that is a definite no

amerimutt vulgaris

I'm like 1/36th Cherokee
Does that cut it?

Hawaii is the absolute worst. There are no or almost no pureblooded Hawaiians left, just Chinese who are 1/8th Hawaiian and Mexicans who moved there from LA who think they're the direct male line descendant of King Kamehameha.

some of the small islands are still majority polynesian though

Which ones

Apparently Elizabeth Warren doesn't have to take any DNA test though.

what if i just drank the period blood of a cherokee female on a routine basis to ensure i pass the DNA tests?

metis is just the french word for mestizo you donk

this is definitely not true for quebec and ontario

being a chad amerindian and living in jungle with your cute amerindian gf, away from shitty degenerate spanish society. must be comfy as fuck. the only thing is just having to fish and hunt everyday.

and you might die young from an infection but who the fuck wants to be an old cunt who cant even wipe their own ass?

literally a mestizo

This they r whites not natives

Why would you want to be part of a defeated and dying people?

Actually, there's only one province where it gets near to that number. Unfortunately that's also the one I live in.

Reckon about half of Oklahoma's economy is based on this.

Because Amerindians are superior to europeans.

What people are sent to jail, there?

tfw we couldnt save our native american brothers from the wh*te scum

This is what I suspected. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a lot of Jews LARPing as Indian to get into the Casino business.

CHIs are the true bearers of Amerindian blood btw.

Mestizo mongrels aren't Amerindian

the worst is i'm someone who might (not likely though) have significant cherokee heritage, i need to test my genes though or some shit
people tell me i look native and then i get to listen to blue eyes blonde hair white boys talk about their native american heritage

The ones that aren't on the maps.

Wish I looked like one, carnal, not terribly interested in being one.

We're all going to die anyway, why not die a noble Amerindian?
For those who like the idea anyway.