/brit/

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spotted this before you linked it haha

first for butthurt anglos

not funny

bring back spitting image already, so much material in the world today, so little lampooning it properly

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personally think it's kind of funny

If he came back and asked me:"Suivrez-vous votre Empereur?" , I'd say oui.

Whats with all the Takashi69 hate? Hes better than other big rappers out there like Lil Peep, Lil Pump and Post Malone.

napoleon invades russia in the summer though

Hitler studied all of Napoleon's mistakes, and he fucked it up all anyway

why doesn't it display the torrent?

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Am I the most /brit/ish person in this thread?

Literally me

wrong

whats the big deal of being white

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>Alcoholism isn't a real physical addiction
But that's wrong you fucking retard.

hitler was a literal brainlet and retard compared to Napoleon who does not even deserve comparison

:^)

Why do people assume if aliens exist they look like humans with weird features (black eyes, big heads)
There's no reason for them not to be like any other animal species that can't communicate intellectually

got similar results but no s*uthern european

convergent evolution

thank you perfidious albion for how wonderful europe turned ou-

>tfw he could've saved us from this hell

my voice sounds proper deep from last nights sesh lads, fucks going on

Both were retarded for trying to conquer Russia

baby's first deep thought

:^)

REMEMBER PULLING A SLAPPER IN THE 21CLUB IN STOCKTON SHE LOOKED HORNY AS FUCK
RIPPED HER ALAN WHICKERS OFF AND THEY WHERE FULL OF GUSSET GATEAU
STILL BUCKED IT THOUGH FELT A BIT SICK AFTER LIKE :klins
I ENDED UP WITH FOOD POISENING THATS WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID

it's plausible to believe that, in order to attain "human-like" intelligence, certain evolutionary paths must be followed, and the resulting species would look similar to humans.

Had this too, no worries. One of these three things will fix the fresh install bugs.
>quit/restart
>log off windows/ log on
>restart pc
Will be fine after that.

>dying en masse for one man's personal glory and ego

what did the frog mean by this?

>questioning aliens because they are in the OP means I am inexperienced in critically thinking
jog on

i think thoughts so deep that i can't even convey them in words that mere humanoids would understand

No, it is completely correct. Alcoholism is not a physiological addiction to alcohol—physiological addiction to alcohol does not exist. When you black out from alcohol poisoning and wake up in a hospital, you don't wake up with an IV in your arm giving you a whiskey drip. Your body does not require alcohol when you develop a pattern of consuming it, like it does with narcotics. It's literally all in your head. People drink because they """feel""" like they """need""" it, because of some kind of mental issue (e.g. depression or anxiety).

Giz a tune Barry

tar on the vocal chords maybe

no, Napoleon's was a preemptive invasion since Russia was planning to mobilize on him, he was only retarded in pursuing the russians for too long when he saw that they were burning literally everything. Hitler was just retarded though.

>The boiler is broken so we have no heating or hot water
>The train which I take to work is still running despite blizzard conditions

MR TOILBERG NO

cheers

you can die from withdrawal from alcohol

Didn't even know that was a thing

Grey "aliens" are actually just the genetically modified offspring of abductees, whos sperm/eggs were taken during the abduction. Greys act as proxies to do the bidding of the real aliens

The slave driver also known as toilstien is come and picked me up with his 4x4, the perks of being his favourite slave

projection

>>dying en masse for one man's personal glory and ego
>dying for israel

what did the mutt mean by this?

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crease

>>The train which I take to work is still running despite blizzard conditions
god forbit services work properly in bad weather

Today you learned that isn't a real quote.

>Republican anti-Christ
>Saving
At least he realized the truth and repented on his death-bed.

canny bad blizzard oot there like

>russians take credit for what their geography does for them

The slavophobic aussie doesn't have a brain

you should probably do a bit of research before spewing your idiocy enerywhere

Mornin lads
Dreamt I was a little girl who got nonced
In an odd mood this morning

>Not a real quote because Jews suppress information on wikipedia

it doesn't have to be a real quote
the rothschilds controlled the british empire period

>>Republican anti-Christ

Some people are just iffy niggas and they ain't hoover niggas

no clue how i made it back last night with just a shirt and jacket on

must be the northern blood

>there are people that unironically spend all day finding out where quotes criticising jews originally come from

dreamt i was a rabbit being hunted and eventually killed once

Please, you know Napoleon was exactly both of those things and very open about it through his actions.

Because he's a degenerate drug dealing nigger that makes money mumbling words over shitty synths and drums on repeat?

eddie jones transphobic abuse video incoming lads

>dreamt i was a rabbit being hunted and eventually killed once
hope hezbollah turn his dream real

>For some people alcohol can be part of many occasions but like many drugs it’s addictive, both physically and psychologically.

>You could also be becoming dependent on alcohol. If you find it very difficult to enjoy yourself or relax without having a drink, you could have become psychologically dependent on alcohol. Physical dependence can follow too, that is your body shows withdrawal symptoms, such as sweating, shaking and nausea, when your blood alcohol level falls.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm this sounds psychogical to me

you spout the meme, but it has no meat

I dreamt that my country was freed from the shackles of Jewish manipulation

Where is Jeffrey?

jews came from a different solar system i heard

Shut up Bruce the one omittable excuse I would have for a lie in & it doesn't happen.

susanna reid is such a milf

ohhhh jeevesssssssss *aims gun at doorway waiting for him to come round the corner*

before America became the world's super power Europe was destroying itself, Japan was trying to kill China and Korea and Euros were taking over Africa.

maybe we are the good guys after all

>anti christ
>every single coalition declared war on him first (minus russia invasion but that was preemptive and spain)
american education

keep dreaming sweaty

hello

thailad opinion on drugs?

fucking hell my voice sounds so deep don't know what to do

israelanon I want to learn Hebrew (I'm a Jew and want to be a part of the Hebrew club). I assume it's your native language so maybe you can't answer, but how difficult is learning Hebrew?

drugs are for nonces and the like

god i wish that were me

>Symptoms typically include anxiety, shakiness, sweating, vomiting, fast heart rate, and a mild fever.[1] More severe symptoms may include seizures, seeing or hearing things that others do not, and delirium tremens (DTs)
it's all in your head, don't worry some canadian told me!

wish she was doing it a couple inches lower haha x

>Attack a pope
>Get ex-communicated
>lol he's not anti-christ you tard

proper British breakfast

class a drugs are fun

i want a femdom gf

>be russian
>weather and terrible land destroys your enemy army for you
>cant even defeat that completely destroyed army as they slowly retreat
>claim to have defeated the french

My anus has flaps

got a pack of tabs from last night don't know how or who off they're just there

It's easy to learn Hebrew, step 1. Choke on Arabic cock step 2. Try to talk

Sixth form is closed again today lads :/

Took some paracetamol woahoh everything's wavy

u-ura!

is she punching him with all her strength?
that's pretty pathetic he's not even flinching

>pack of tabs