TURN ON JIMMY KIMMEL RIGHT NOW!

TURN ON JIMMY KIMMEL RIGHT NOW!

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Why would we want to see jimmy suck her dick?

Holy shit she is so funny and presidential.

#ImWithHer

This.

Srpski shitposting is my favorite desu

Remember when he used to co-host The Man Show with Adam Corolla?

How far he's fallen. What a sellout.

I hope to wake up dead so I can finally be free of this geriatric farce.

>Never confirmed she was healthy when asked by Jimmy

>Wearing black pants to hide catheter bulge

>Legit struggled with that pickle jar

TRUMP BTFO!

Bog je shtpstr

Be sure to vote for her in November

This smug fucking cunt

I wont but 70m+ people will :^)

To be fair, he's just an entertainer and is likely worth like 50 gorrilion shekels by now.
Late night pays pretty good.

>Holy shit she is so funny and presidential.#ImWithHer

Me2 senpai

#Alwaysbeenwithher

You know very well they loosened that shit up for her.

>Trump is healthy as a horse

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You do realize youre the only serbain CTR, you know how easy you are to spot?

Drinking turkish cofee smoking malboro red listening to shity house music and shittposting on pol uros?

>we get comfy Trudeau
>we get legal weed next year
>no happenings lately

enjoy clinton burgers

I hope he cokes to death on his daily cup of semen

Donald Trump is the human torch.

Stupid S*rbitch, long live Bosnia!

1:20
She literally says
>REEEEEEEEEE

Thank you for correcting the record Jimmy Falon.

It's funny because Conan was talking to a senator tonight and they were talking about Clinton.

WTF I'm a Hill Shill now

>I proved the National Inquirer wrong.
Hillary Clinton

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>tfw you have to share the village Internet connection and everyone thinks you're samefagging

serbia proxy for the day huh shills

Adam Carolla deserves the spotlight Kimmel gets but he's too based.

Hilary is different when it's not political.

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Ugh, I hate his voice and personality. He shall forever remain an internet pig to me.

Why is she always dressed like a china man?

>TURN ON JIMMY KIMMEL RIGHT NOW!
NAE BAE

Wow after this television appearance we probably won't see Hillary on the campaign trail for two weeks - very healthy, indeed!

CAN'T HANDLE A JAR
CAN'T HANDLE THE PRESIDENCY
UNFIT

>appearing on late night talk shows to answer softball questions and joke around for 5 minutes is the same as doing a press conference

wtf i love hilldog now

#ImWithHer

Because she is emulating a chinaman

WTF I'm #SillyForHilly now

>implies the "rumors" come from the National Enquirer, a known tabloid.

>no one mentions they actually came from the various whistleblower leaks recently.


Fuck thisgay life.

>people are saying all kinds of things about your health, people were saying you had a concussion...

But she did have a concussion.

underrated

SHE GOT BTFO

Holy shit, Trump just lost my vote.

Lmao what a cocksucker Kimmel is.

Cuck

I used to watch Conan growing up. What's he been like this election season?

He's been actually really fair to Trump for a late night host. He's never really pretended to be more than an entertainer

S A V A G E
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Fuck this degenocrats all they did was shit on McCain and say oh no Palin is going to be President when he dies! Utter disgrace.

Wait. Slavbro, is your tracksuit so small that it's cutting off circulation to your brain? You didn't reply to your own pasta did you?

>we get legal weed next year
Lol, what a newfag. You really think that cuck will do anything except further destroy your leaf country? Keep dreaming.

>weed
I don't bloody think Sharia allows it desu family

>Sarah (((Sileverman)))s ex-hubby
How embarrassing. This guy had a fucking show called The Man Show. What a goddamn cuck.

Will Hillary be doing Carolla's podcast next?

Wow, so he can hold himself up on a desk, what a vital skill necessary to running a nation

A snarky, anti Trump cuck like the rest of late night. His show was good because it was fly by the seat of your pants funny and unpolished. No, it's like Kimmel but even more stale.

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CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT

HILLARY CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTER
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Leave the man alone

Who sits like this unless they're feeling that sharp "about to shit myself" gut pain? Ass on the edge of the seat, back straight as a board at a 45°. I see her in that position all the time. It's not normal. Sad!

I love that you tards will have to watch her for at least 4 years, come on TV, make speeches, read clever lines at the yearly press event. And Trump will be what, hawking books about how it's not faaaaaaaiiiir and boo hoooing on Fox News I guess. Maybe he and Romney can form a support group for presidential losers that no one gives a fuck about anymore.

Making her open a jar. That's sexist. Only men can open jars that their wives can't open. Where's Bill?

i noticed too

She doesn't have her pillows so she's trying really hard to hold herself up.

I don't get it.

Sup Forums told me Clinton was a robot, and autistic. But she can bring the bantz as well as any 68 year old grandmother can.

I was lied to.

learn about the vocative case and the use of commas for direct address

my swedish vpn is my favorite

love to ruin the reputation of this cucked out nation

I know now who she reminds me of. Baron Harkonnen.

My Ma went to highschool with him in Vegas she wasn't a fan to say the least.

>Hardly remembers him
>Says he was an asshole / tool.

Although she definitely remembers turning down Mike Tyson in a casino and I can't blame her there.

Bill is busy opening up jars for several other women at the moment and he is having a hell of a time due to being ill Bill.

I could see him being an asshole in high school. He already has sort of a douchey act on the show.

>who wear it better

Mao

She said he was pretty forgettable.

He definitely wasn't an edgy kid unless it was for a cheap laugh.

My mother was his kindergarten teacher. She wasn't a fan of him to say the least. He always shat in flowerpots and smiled at her saying "you'll have to clean that up you cunt".

God damnit, really. No solid addressing of the facts.
A few cheap jabs, stupid jokes, "look at how silly Trump's camp is" and then a fucking pickle jar. No substance, no honesty. Crooked Hillary being dishonest to the voters again. Disgraceful!

Fuckin Canadians. We should just annex Canada and get it over with. You're shitty leader wont kill us for fear we'd win.

It's interesting too, because Adam Carolla is tacitly saying he's voting for Trump® (MAGA).

I mean he was on celebrity apprentice and said Trump® (MAGA) is a pretty cool guy overall

She's trying to avoid sitting directly on the hot load of poop in her diaper

>admits that she has no pulse because reptilian space alien
>no pop from pickle jar lid which means seal was already broken/open

Nice softball on late night Jimmy!

I read those last 3 lines as a trump tweet

There was a pop
And that was a joke

> people are saying all kinds of things about your health
What people should be saying all kinds of thing about is those leaks and her corruption and they all know this. Hence:
> people are saying all kinds of things about your health

I hate shows like these. It's always scripted laughter.

Also, Kimmel took her pulse with his thumb. That's a no-no because your own thumb will give you the impression of a pulse. Always take a pulse with your index and pointer finger.

I'm sure it was thready, had he palpated correctly. Weak.

She's actually not bad and didnt even insult trump, why does everyone hate her again?

Listen here CTR....

There was no damn pop of the lid... you can lie and deny that fact, but she's still a reptile with no pulse...

>mfw CTR says "she really does have a pulse david icke!"

BTFO

FUCK shes so cute. I think she would be a legitimately fun fuck. I would love to see her on top of me riding my cock

Thank you for Correcting The Record! (tm)

Yes, she does look surprisingly normal here, but if she really is afflicted with what people suspect, it is expected that sometimes she'll be in a good state of mind and it won't shine though. Remember this is a completely controlled situation. She can rest and get drugged up backstage and the interview starts when she's ready. It's completely scripted and no unexpected questions.

kek

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Anyone got a link to the kimmel vid yet?

yeah i'm ashamed to admit this but her human behavior replicating software was on point tonight until he asked what email address he could reach her at and she said follow my twitter

How's that Canadian dollar these days?

did anyone notice that the safety seal was already broken?

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