How would you react

were in a similar position to this poor man?

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They'll all be drowned soon

damm no need for hate

time to leave sweden, for finland.

no, i was never a dictator of an african country

100 percent would be worrying about catching some disease

though in reality the only way I end up in that situation is if I'm drugged and wake up there.

He's the most masculine one there.

Everyone else is short and skinny.

Came to this thread just to post this, good job Davido-kun.

It's almost as if the "big black cock"-stereotype is completely fabricated by (((the porn industry)))

>black people
>in the pool
Cool hypothetical, bro!

Clearly its clogged and wont go down

I'd feel great knowing I had the biggest cock in the pool.

>Swedish man's dream

I didn't know biologists studied the African Rockfish.

Stop being in denial. Blacks have bigger reproductive organs. It is biology. And I don't even like black genitals. But they are bigger on average.

>MUH DICK
>btw totally not a negro my fellow white aryans, amirite?
There's literally not been a single credible study done about penis size by race that's indicated anything of the sort.

Also, another fun fact; The women on "BBC" porn movies are midgets, or they glue silicone dicks on the niggers.

allahu akbar

I better get some black pussy by the end of the day

>The pool just got three feet deeper
>360 and swim away

shart the pool

>buy industrial barrel of skin bleach
>pour into pool full of darkies
>wait 5 minutes for all of the dindu's to turn white
>upon becoming white all of them realize that they really oughtta start applying for jobs, finding the kids they have had out of wedlock, and court appointments to get to and leave
>now enjoy swimming in a pool all to myself

I don't know I watch a lot of home made porn on streaming sites, and even then the black cocks are generally pretty big. There are some movies with fake cocks and a lot of commercial porns use tricks though.

I mean stereotypes don't come from nowhere, and the BBC stereotype is actually extremely old. And Asians are good at math and white people have good credit scores. Why not just admit that blacks win at dick size, it's really all they have except sports.

>I don't know I watch a lot of home made porn on streaming sites, and even then the black cocks are generally pretty big
And so are white and asian cocks. I mean, who the fuck would upload homeporn videos for the world to see if they had a tiny dick?

As i said, there's literally no credible study that proves that one race has larger cocks than the others.

>t. Mongolian dick

I realize that I'm dreaming because what you're proposing is an impossible scenario.

At that point the realization either wakes me up, or lucid dreaming begins and I rewrite reality within the dreamscape as I see fit.

Back to MUH DICK, eh Trayvon?

On the Metro in Gare Du Nord, Paris. Last time I don't look up the area I'm staying in in Paris before I visit. Fucking dump and a half.

All public pools and swimming areas should have a minimum depth of 8 feet unless they're for children under 6 years old.

I wouldn't have entered the pool to begin with.

Heh, funny story
>in vegas
>trip is almost over, still got disposable income
>what the hell, might as well indulge a fantasy
>call escort service and ask for 1 thick asian, and a slender redhead for my personal use for an hour
>"okay, but if you are black the girls are going to leave, we no longer accept black customers"
>i paid for the girls for an hour, only needed like 20 min
>okay, lets just drink for 40 min then
>whore chat ensues
>why dont you guys serve blacks
>"because they call, dont have the money and think they can hit on us until we fuck them, then become violent when we explain our no cash no coochie policy"

Laughed pretty hard over that one.

youtube.com/watch?v=3pBBLN0w7NY

Wake up. Black people? Willingly in the water? Must be a dream.

I have never heard stories like related about an asian person but hear them all the time about black people

there is no doubt in my mind that it is common for blacks to have huge dicks but very uncommon for asians although the average for both races may be closer than people think there is no way asians and blacks are the same

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I shout "POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS!"

"THERE IS AIDS IN THE POOL!"

"bobba!"

Life is a pool i didn't choose to swim in though

Time to detonate m8

Let them enjoy it, these people worked hard to make that swimming pool.

oldfag

>getting AIDS

Everybody, calm the fuck down. I would calmly go back to my room and enjoy my stay at the Ramada Inn, N'Djamena. I was being violently intimidated I would go full moonman though.

Man, I feel sorry for you... You were literally in one of the 3 worst places in the country....

someone needs to make a Moonman - The Movie

(My recaptcha was to select 3 storefronts, which means it supports stormfront)

Wake up, im clearly having a nightmare

>But they are bigger on average.
> It is biology

They are, when measured by doctiors, and non self reported. literally 0.1 inch bigger.

The only doctor measured study every done in Africa was in Nigeria, and the result was Nigerian men averaged 5.3 inches.

Every other study done in Africa was self reported.

>the beginning of the white man hate

I would be proud of the success of my ghetto outreach swim lesson program, having achieved the impossible and enticed niggers into a swimming pool. Soon we would begin training for international water polo competition. In the beginning we will use a shitty rubber basketball to give them some familiarity. They are easily agitated, so it is important to keep them calm.

And what did you expect, that they don't serve them because of the dick size?

These women would put a baseball bat inside of them if you pay them enough.
Niggers are violent and thieves on average, why should they take a risk?

kek

Since I'm still alive and the niggers haven't lynched the evil white man I'll try to blend in. These must be cool niggers

I love seeing memes in action. All these Finns look like retarded mongloid mongrels.

I'm already in this situation fampai.

>no need for hate
The longer they continue to nig, then we will hate them, they bring it on themselves