>Many young witches on websites like Tumblr are using emojis to cast spells, The practice's roots are more ancient than one might expect: Mystics, for example, have long used handmade symbols to invoke protection or supernatural influence through a sacred image. >Many Mediterranean cultures also use hand-shaped amulets, often with a symbolic eye embedded in the palm, to ward off evil. >These visual spells have become a popular way for witches on Tumblr to bless or curse someone en masse, like the infamous Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. The purple bubble on each side represents the circle of protection witches draws around their sacred space when performing a ritual.
>to bless or curse someone en masse, like the infamous Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump
Too bad most modern day witchcraft beliefs are based on a book that is a known forgery.
Matthew Bennett
I would imagine it's about as real as all the other shit on that site.
Daniel Fisher
Youve live long enough to see the birth and use of memetic warfare.
Cooper Perry
They are an abomination to God.
Dylan Watson
KEK FAVORS US
BEHOLD THESE DUBS! TUMBLR SORCERY IS NO MATCH
Camden Davis
Like these pleb-tier "witches" can compare to meme magic.
Ethan Harris
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Brayden Jones
BOIL BOIL TOIL AND TROUBLE BLESS ME KEK WITH AWESOME DOUBLES
John Fisher
wow all of the witches on tumblr so like a couple hundred are doing something?
how can that compare to the power of our memes? foolish plebians will bow before our might.
Hudson Gray
This.
These landwhales are LARPing.
Kevin Morales
>emojii spells >emojii >spells
>emojii
>spells
jesus fucking christ
Eli Allen
Pitiful roasties think they can handle the Kekian Meme Magic.
Caleb Morris
HAAAHAHA! THESE WRETCHED COWARDS!
Circles of protection!? Defined normalfag symbols are what they seek to use to siphon the power of the Chaos God!? Their witchcraft is as weak as their spines! True memes are born of hate and blood so undefined, so free, and so chaotic that they burn the eyes and fray at the edges of your sanity! Comprehension is a crutch! They seek to rigidly define these powers to protect themselves as they employ them and, in doing so, they will fail!
Not like us. No, no, we hold nothing back! We are the wicks of the candle that kek will burn! We are the blades that will dull on the flesh of these cows and we eagerly await our moment to burn!
Memes for the meme god! Delegates for the delegate throne!
Anthony Thompson
I mean, look at this- His polls fell to the absolute lowest of his entire campaign days after this. Sp00ky
Alexander Wood
Tumblr's meme magic is just as powerful as ours, and they have a larger userbase. The question is, do they have the same dedication than we do? If they slack off, we'll overtake them.
Isaac Morris
guys why aren't we getting dubs has kek abandoned us im gonna kill myself
Wyatt Garcia
>implying Kek will accept these low-energy spells
Ethan Roberts
I feel really fucking bad for normalfags. All they can use to express themselves is site-approved cuckmojis. Here i just spent 2 hours cropping drawn pornography to get some reaction images. Feels good mang
Samuel Miller
Their only problem is that they're missing one key element >deez digits
Landon Perry
Have faith, brother.
'Lo, though the times are dark, our memes shine.
Jeremiah Lee
I was wondering that myself
William Hughes
Women's witchcraft is a farce compared to the True Magic that Wizards wield.
Michael Bell
>an spell
lmao women are so fucking stupid
Dylan Gomez
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Thomas Taylor
Witnessed
Ryan Smith
Noice
Angel Turner
Found this on the cringe channel tbqh
he's here
Connor Peterson
PRAISE KEK
Cameron Wood
>/x/ still hasn't summoned even one egregore
Tumblr witches are even less powerful than Mexican warlocks.
Ryder Kelly
Trump will win
Levi White
Blessed eights confirm Kek retains force through chaos. Stay menetic, my friends.
Zachary Edwards
>so lazy they don't even stand up to cast pretend spells anymore
Singularity when?
Isaac Russell
>An spell >"Emoji spells"
These heathens know not what they do as they try to oppose Kek and his omnipotence.
Jeremiah Ward
what now, cunts?
Brandon Gray
How many of you have actually raided tumblr?
Jacob Morgan
I have cast a Kabbalistic spell on this image, so that everyone who reblogs or likes it will actually be powering/recasting a spell to break partisan propaganda dissemination agencies.
Jayden Collins
They should ask /x/ how sigyl magic worked for them. Top kek, sad and pathetic.
Parker Ross
Same shit with modern Druidism right? Shit pulled from an "ancient book" some guy made in 1800s
Connor Torres
Also that was literally the tip of the iceberg of asshurt.
Angel Jenkins
Literally "you have no power here."
Logan Watson
>Being more informed than the average person we make cynical observations and hyperbole that unsurprisingly comes true and looks like wizardry to the uninformed when it's just semi-educated guessing. >this itself becomes a recurring gag. >actually praying to witchcraft and hippy interpretations of pagan and far east religious beliefs as a pseudo-religion.
These are not the same things.
Gabriel Rogers
>An spell
Nolan Mitchell
Lol Sup Forums has literally created a new form of modern 'witchcraft' or 'meme magic' or whatever you wanna call it that is still evolving organically within its respective medium, the meme magic practised here has already started subversively slipping into the mainstream internet and out into other forms of media and even into the real world, not to mention our meme game is on a tier normies can't even comprehend
That traditonal wiccan garbage is like throwing acorns at our orbital glassing cannons, what else do they plan to do? Turn off the lights in a public bathroom and whisper Obama three times to make it transgender?
Fucking scrubs ain't got shit
Gavin Robinson
There is a difference between >kek favors us and >kek favors you
The second is false, the first one is true.
Levi Cox
10/10 book
Xavier Gray
Ogdoad Heil-Hitler 8's confirm!
Praise Kek !
Stupid ugly dykes and tween lolis that even their drunk nigger uncle wouldn't molest trying to pitch hexes with a fucking iPhone.
Thomas Brooks
What kind of a date is 10.01.48? Are they from the future?
DID DONALD TRUMP WIN!? IS HE THE GOD EMPEROR!?
TUMBLR HERETICS TRYING TO KILL OUR GOD EMPEROR REEEEEEEEEEE
Tyler Clark
>whisper Obama three times to make it transgender
Kek'd.
Jonathan Morgan
Kek is older and more powerful than any wench and godling. Kek was, is and will be, and we are His messengers. Fear His love, for lulz will be had. Embrace His wrath, for to live without Him is a fate for than death.
May the World know the touch of Kek, and drown in His mucus, Amen.
Kevin Lopez
Remember to just b urself, guys :^).
James Russell
kek is stronger than any tumblrina shit tier magic
Christian Turner
What a time to be alive.
What books? I wanna know.
Anthony Diaz
You don't understand, user.
Kek gave us tumblrinas so that we could laugh at them.
Aaron Ortiz
Sup Forums hasn't created it. Sup Forums blindly stumbled into it, Sup Forums was an organic memepool, this election has simply added focus to the mememagick.
Meme magick has been how elites have been creating consent and hypnotizing people for ages. You know when (((Norman Lear))) was slipping family-friendly homosexuals into TV scripts while it was still taboo? You know why (((Star Trek))) pushed the first interracial kiss in a sci-fi manner, using (((William Shatner))) to do it no less? That was meme-magick, that was pushing a meme into the population's minds of "family friendly gays we like" that eventually overrode their prior reality to create one in which gays were family friendly and liked.
Gays didn't change, there's still as much degenerate standard-pool-party shit going on, hundred, hundred-20 guys and a half dozen condoms, there's still the same pedophilia numbers and abuse tendencies and all that shit. We just don't think about that now, it's literally not part of the reality the average person considers.
Logan Young
I heard if you light a candle while standing between two mirrors at midnight and whisper "Muddy Barry" 100 times he'll actually appear and poz you up! ...anally
Josiah Ross
You people really need to witness a successful tumblr raid.
Gavin Gray
What I want to know is when we're gonna start making shrines and shit. Imagine sharing your meme-god worship setups in /TrumpGens/. Asking your frog staue questions late at night and rolling dice until you get the right digits and he has chosen.
>Muddy Barry
holy shit hahaha
Anthony Hill
I have my Hillary voodoo doll ready for the debate. Will be sticking pins in her throat to make her choke.
Evan Edwards
That's not meme magic, that's just people being fucking retarded. Witchcraft has never worked.
Mason Evans
Stab it right in the pussy
Nathaniel Jones
What do you mean? I have witchery installed on my minecraft and it works.
Sebastian Thompson
LORD KEK GRANT US DUBS
Ayden Harris
Checkin your 1 and 1 checkin my 1 and 1
and... now, this song is absolutely called for to post:
Dumb dyke cunts got nothin on our lord and savior Kek
Adam Peterson
>Black people aren't responsible- Pretty much yeah
Gabriel Evans
Do you honestly think your better than someone because your skins lighter than them?
Carson Johnson
>Thinks meme magic is something that can be controlled We are mere vassals... Conduits for Kek's will. He will smite you down for such arrogance.
Colton Parker
Yes.
Adam Harris
That and the other gorillion differences between Africans and the civilized races.
Blake Gonzalez
We might be tapping into the same pool but we're also pissing in it after drinking soda for a week straight and drowning Jewish babies in it
We might be using the same techniques in theory but our methods and applications are on a whole different level
Andrew Martin
>the feminazis is using emoji voodoo and casting disney curses >nazi frogs are using repeating digits as a form of meme magic.
Jesus Christ, truth is stranger than fiction
Gavin Lopez
This is terrific. I feel inspired by this.
James James
Our methods and applications are blunt, woven only of lolz and happenings, but because of the nature of our play it organically creates meme-magick. We are amateurs at focusing it, no individual anons can force the memes to flow, which also seems to keep it pure.
The enemy is purely luciferian, and has passed along the knowledge of controlling the memes, the levers of power necessary to exploit them, and the spy rings and secret societies necessary to maintain them. Luckily their edifice is clumsy, complicated, and riddled with fragility.
Ethan Sanders
Bitchcraft is my new favorite word.
Dylan Gonzalez
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Kayden Gomez
wtf Sup Forums
Thomas Campbell
Meme magic is about quality, not quantity. Ours is a noological dynamo, an engine of natural selection and evolution every bit as hellish as the physical world. There's a reason Sup Forums's influence has ever waxed as its mainstream enemies have failed.
These manufactured, low-energy memes are no match for our dank ubermemes.
Bentley King
>bitchcraft
I have no sides but I must laugh
Jacob Kelly
I want to die in my sleep please
Nathaniel Kelly
Do they not know what happens when one insults the Emperor?
Cooper Kelly
dubs of truth
Brody Moore
I don't think you fully understand what meme magic really is. It has no faction, and before it was in the hands of the people it was solely in the hands of the mainstream media. Have you ever heard of viral marketing? That is meme magic. Have you ever heard of te printing press? That was meme magic. Scribes. Religious myths, everything that has endured from ancient times have been memes passed along by our ancestors that survive to this day.
Rather than panic, we should welcome this development. They bring sticks and stones, we bring swords. They bring swords. We bring guns. And so on.
David Gutierrez
>Do they not know what happens when one insults the Emperor?
we're gonna read an article sometime in the future about 18,000 people who died from some crazy quality control issue after using Chinese made brightly colored hair-dyes which contained deadly bioweapons made at the same plant.
I shall kek if Kek wills it to be at the appointed hour and day.
Connor Moore
fug
John Lee
HAHAHHAHA this is worse than that warlock
Adrian Stewart
dude, we already did that for ebola chan. Was a really good try but i think the energy we were given stop in the most important part, the blood moons... we fail ebola chan when she need us the most =(
