Goodbye

>be in US army
>Chilling in Germany for rest of deployment
>Putin talks about new ICBM
>Emergency redeployment to estonia

goodbye guys I'm gonna get killed by pic related

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>I'm gonna get killed
wont miss you t b h

Take a chill pill and chill.
Ain't nothing gonna happen to you.

god bless you cute german twink

Don't worry, ArmyBro, you'll like Estonians better than Germans.

Its just muscle flexing, dont worry friend :)

>I'm gonna get killed
Lucky

We've never had an intention of attacking anybody

are esties as tall as poles?

Hopefully you will be back in Germany by early summer.
Don't worry, it will be fun.

don't worry the russians suck ass when fighting against conventional armies. all they got is >muh nukes and hackers.

Hopefully not

Why not?

Because I don't want him here and he hates this place

You don't want him there?
My old army base is now closed and housing muslims. Is that better?
I didn't see where he said he hates Germany.

Not better. But equally shit.
And I know intuitively that he does. He's american. And also browses Sup Forums.

One American less standing in the way of communism. Your fault for choosing to be an imperialist

Did you enjoy your stay?

cheeki breeki?

What the fuck is happening in the world right now anyway

I am sure he did, most of us liked being stationed in Germany.
Think of the alternatives, being in the states is not fun, even Hawaii is shitty to be stationed in, and then there's the Middle East or Africa.

I'm sure your local newspaper will answer that question

But what was the best and the worst about it and why exactly are the homebases bad?

Шe шill ядpe yфя дss кapiтдlisтiк dфб
Fфя тhe нфяde!

The best part is the scenery, the beer, the night clubs, being close to other countries if you like travel, and some extra pay.
Not really many bad parts, none I can think of at the moment, unless they miss being home.

Being out of the states is different because it's more relaxed. It's almost like you are away from your bosses. It's more of an attitude I guess, hard to explain.

Germany is chill af
Especially the girls are cute as hell
American girls can't even compete

I guess its just that military outposts without a war are like vacation resorts with some sports classes. Just like a comfy Episode of MASH.

Also was it hard to get along with the natives?

I love Germany I was in Berlin this past new years and was one of the best times of my lives

>I guess its just that military outposts
Yeah, I agree, the smaller base the better.
Mine was really small, about the size of a Walmart and parking lot.
We got along well with the Germans, we had a Volksfest every year where we party together,
I knew many locals, I stayed with a German friend almost every weekend. My German friends liked showing me around, they were like tour guides.

Are you the OP?

Nothing will happen you faggots, everyone are just flexing. US, Russia, China, DPRK. No differences.

>Especially the girls are cute as hell
You're either lying or american girls are even worse than I remember them

Post uniform and gun with timestamp

OP is still there, I am not.
I was there a long time ago.

>Germany is chill af
>Especially the girls are cute as hell

I don't remember them being very chill.
They were a kind of mean and a little strict, but pretty hot.

no offense, but are you by chance black?

No, why?
The black guys in my unit didn't hang out with many Germans like we did.

K-e-k

I don't know for some reason most white american army guys I got to know didn't seem to be very fond of german women which is understandable to me as they are at least "special" concerning their attitude and behavior.

I didn't really want one for a girlfriend, they were just friends.
All my male German friends knew most of the girls in the little city, so we would party with them often.

I see, so than that's something different I guess.

My nibba friend :)

yeah dude lol baddies gonna drop nukes any day not bro just like the movies XD

Don`t worry, we will protect you from Russia

(but not your property)

brotha...

You are just a slave, you're not one making decisions.

You neo-nazi hohols can't even save yourselves from your butthurt. Imagine becoming a nazi after Hitler considered you to be a bunch of subhumans

>join the US armed forced hoping to fullfill your duty as an american citizen dying for israel
>die for some poor eastern-european slavic shithole instead

Why so mush butthurt, my friend?

>Sup Forums
Always knew that american army is gay.

Why are you talking to yourself? Hohols are subhuman and butthurt.

Drop the proxy.

u mad?

Whatever, we'll all be killed by Russia someday. Especially the Russians.

You personally have more chance to be killed by somali.

Well then. We will protect you from Russia anyway. Peace be with you.

Painu vassari klinikalle ja ota vasektomia.
Tämän jälkeen voin poistaa itsesi laudalta.

I don't think we'll be invaded by Canada.

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>Emergency redeployment to estonia
>implying Putin and friends would invade a NATO member or anyone in general, let alone an irrelevant border nation that happens to be the worlds biggest liquor store.
>Implying there would be justification for this

Wow I didn't kno real black ass niggers exist on 4chang

Russians*

Hohols are god tier east-Slavs. Ruskishits are just Khan'd Finno-Ugrics who speak a discount dialect of east-Slavonic

youtube.com/watch?v=OQIBVGMy_9Q
this is a god tier hohol dance tune. Ruskishits can't create any music besides commie marches and retarded balalaika

Tchaikovsky has created a plenty of nice pieces

>Tchaikovsky
>Russian
>Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky was born in Votkinsk, a small town in Vyatka Governorate (present-day Udmurtia) in the Russian Empire,
Literal Finno-Ugric, only Russian because of the country he was born into

agreed
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