/brit/

SLAGS edition

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OMG its snowing where you are?

what do you lads reckon about this funny pic about sunday league then?

>brits bois think they have a lot of snow
youtube.com/watch?v=dHX-N6H-OvI

so how about that weather lads haha

GOOD edition

on /hm/, the gay porn board, they have a special general just for SFW pics of guys hugging each other

kind of sad really

need a qt gf to cuddle

with how promiscuous they are it's quite difficult to find slag porn

decently amusing image to be fair

anime

Yeah haha so gay hahaha like who would like like that haha

oh yeah canada? hmm yeah, mm fascinating

bye

might go to sleep

tired of this conscious existence

MORE

*Grabs ahold of your runt legs and pulls you across the floor*

Yo /brit/
*BLAM*
shoulda know by now

*stands over you*

Guarantee that Janny is a seething paki on a power trip.

going to go and ask the old dorris over the road if she needs anything because I'm a kind young lad

LOVE living in a rural community, simple as. Don't expect rasheed to be asking your old lady if she needs anything any time soon

bbc.com/future/story/20180205-which-british-accent-is-closest-to-your-own
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mate if this is true big respect for you

I don`t think norwegian women are even close to brits. I mean, I`ve been to UK once and for like 3 weeks there haven`t seen any brit girl, which I could rate at least 6/10.

back from tesco lads
bought a pie

tfw no creepy gf

had a look at the other generals for the first time in a year
you have:
1. gore
2. porn(low quality)
3. anime larping
4. anime TRAP larping
5. gay shit
6. GOD EMPEROR trump #based

surprised Sup Forums hasnt been shut down yet lads

oh ya canada eh? it's winter for like 6 months here in saskatoah, we just pop down to timmies doh and have some coffee and doughnuts

Jesus wtf

Friendly reminder that you can't truly be considered an adult until you've met the following criteria:
1. You're at least 21 years old
2. You've had a full-time job
3. You've had to pay bills/rent or you own your property

*blogposts*

cat is grumpy because he despises snow and can't go outside lol

oos san migels fank you pedro, and chop chop ya dozy dago

*turns to the missus as I stub my fag out*

very lazy people these continentals, very lazy people

*cranes head to watch the Man City match on the telly*

*sends one of those massive surface-to-air missile that they used in Ukraine to blow up that passenger jet up your vagina*

yes i'm 28
I once worked 10-5 for a month it was grim
I own my own property

@86269366
We don't talk like that kys

post cat x

It's because you're from the Ukraine, where most girls are fucking hot until they turn 30 at which they become hunched old crones.

You sound like you're from West London.
These are the celebrities you sound most like:
Kate Winslet
Hugh Grant
Hugh Laurie

the leaf is rustled

>From the North West
>"You sound like your from West London"

uhmmmm don't think so sweetums xxx

Can't wait for Putin finish the job Stalin started in the Ukraine desu.

...

dirty granny shagging cunt

who /red warning/ here

I pay my mum £400 every month does that count (yes it does)

Seen bigger flakes of dandruff than this """snow"""

sophie

haha wow
are londoners even fucking british at this point? gas them

I hope you have life insurance

poo coloured hands

lottie

Second Cup > Tims
but everyone goes to McDonalds now for good coffee to go

where did you find porn and gore
when i visit them its just pepe and anime rping

I got West London which is complete bollocks because I sound like those mong brothers in The Cribs.

>very lazy people
slays me

ear tha sandra? snow in england, oh aye! glad we moved to tha costa dew sol - its just like inglund but you've got tha wevva
PEDRO! ANOVA RAAND OF FOSTERS FANK YOU - OH, AN WOP THE CITY GAME ON FOR US, TA

>You sound like you're from North London

I'm from Pakistan, wtf

true. But still there are lots of qts in Turkey and Italy, but not in UK. Like not at all.

snow is pouring down

can't believe anyone doens't get west london so many meme questions no one says fucking blodgepod or w.e. it said for snail

its a shame because this would be perfect camouflage

*lobs a snowball at your face*

they've got me

hope the snow stops so I can go out tomorrow night

if i catch anyone here calling a snail anything but a snail they're going to get battered post-haste

jesus

that’s women all over the world you virgin

wtf i AM from west london

surely it cant detect that from 10 questions

see:

>from derbyshire
>says I sound like a filthy m*ckem

Scoffing a box of creme eggs.

Is the rock music in the UK dead? Is American hip-hop dominating it?

i'm from NOTTS i'm not from london

i'm from the castle i'm not from the dungeon

@yank above
FO

disturbingly accurate with the examples too

just finished my 100 squats for the day

Imagine not meeting any of these criteria

Would very much like just one of these to drop on my bollocks.

What's that website?

just bought an ar 15 at tesco

rasheed

...

Looks like my granny

granny fucker

ha'way lad, haha

lump!

>from northumbria
>they say i sound like im from west london

piss off

prefer blunt force trauma than piercing personally, but each to his own

wish there was an actual person I could message shit all the time like I post here without them getting me sectioned

this snow is going to kill me can already feel like my life slipping away

WEST LONDON ON THE MAP

BBC hates white people

*asks your granny if i can have a go*

Nah, there's something special about slavic women.

They go from striking beauty to babushka lighting fast.

nowadays everyone wants to be a nigger

West London is just what it says if you speak correctly, based on those questions

Running a bit short on e-liquid.

the new abode

She`s alone, i guess, so go ahead.

east asians are the most racist people on earth