can't screw the vocaroo edition
official unofficial rules:
1. post something in your language or a language of your choosing
b. go on vocaroo.com and record something other anons posted
γ. guitars/keyboards/throat singing all welcome (obligatory chords E- G D C G)
э. r8/h8/masturbate, have fun and don't be a dick
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Because I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce.
I'm a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent.
I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener.
I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks.
I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.
And I am not a pervert.
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I'm kinda afraid to inquire what it was you were sucking on
its called tea
try some norweigan, lads:
Jai heter Ali Potro og kommer fra Pakistan
Fra min botikk på hjårnet selger jeg frukt hele da` n
Jai kjårer fet Mercedes og har alt for mye penger
Hva jai skal gjåre med dem vet jai nesten ikke lenger
Jai heter Ahmed Mustafa og kommer fra Somalia
Jai har fire kåner og en haog med barn
Jai lever fett på staten her, det er det vi alle gjår
Jai fatter ikke hvorfor ikke jai har kommet får
nice
Vandaag is rood de kleur van jouw lippen
Vandaag is rood wat rood hoort te zijn
Vandaag is rood van rood wit blauw
Van heel mijn hart voor jou
Schreeuw van de roodbedekte daken dat ik van je hou
Vandaag is rood gewoon weer liefde tussen jou en mij
shit song 2bh
I ain't reading this shit
I ain't gonna let this thread die
CIA: Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
Masketta: He wasn't alone.
CIA: You don't get to bring friends.
Dr. Pavel: They're not my friends.
Masketta: Don't worry, I'll vouch for them.
CIA: And why would I want them?
Masketta: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man..
CIA: Bane??! ...... Get them on board, I'll call it in
[INSIDE PLANE]
CIA: The flight plan I just filed with the agency list me, my men, Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you!
[PLANE DOOR OPENS]
CIA: First one to talk gets to stay on the aircraft!!!
CIA: Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? [No answer, gun fire past head out open door] He didn't fly so well! [Pulls guy back in to plane] Who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane!! Why does he wear the mask!?! A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!!
BANE: [Still has black hood on] Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
CIA: At least you can talk. Who are you?
BANE: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
[CIA SLOWLY TAKES OFF HOOD]
BANE: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
CIA: If I pull that off would you die.
BANE: It would be extreamly painful....
CIA: You're a big guy!
BANE: For you!
CIA: Was getting caught part of your plan?
BANE: Of course..... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you about us.
Dr. Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing!!!
CIA: Well congratulations! You got yourself caught!
CIA Operative: Sir!
CIA: Now whats the next STEP in your master plan?!
BANE: Crashing this plane!........With no survivors!
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yes, I am rather buzzed
bump
Very nice.
Here you are
DR CIA, but read phonetically in Albanian
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REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
hya guys
fukken high
request away, guitar or not
Sing/play some love serenade or something.
I want to sing a serenade to Alicja
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but where's the fuck Alicja??
A drunken serenade for Alicja
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who is missing
also some guitar solos I've been practising
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still need a lot of work on all of them, there are some fuckups but whatever. Request some songs.