Was Vanessa Hudgens born to play Jess?

Was Vanessa Hudgens born to play Jess?

>YFW Marvel Comics makes Carol and Jess dykes and we get to see Hudgens and Larson have lesbian sex on the big screen a couple years later.

Sup Forumsmblr:ERMAHGERD, WE LOVE TEH GAY SHIPS BECAUSE WE LOVE GAYS, LIKE KORRASAMI, HARLEY X IVY, AND RUBY X SAPPHIRE, AND THESE F/F SHIPS SHOULD BE CANON BECAUSE REPRESENTATION!!

Me:That's not why you like them, and that's not why you want them.

Sup Forumsmblr:YES IT IS, YOU HOMOPHO-

Me:Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Freight Car. Why do you like and/or want these ships to be canon?

Sup Forumsmblr:We want fap material. That's all we want. We're a bunch of horny men/lesbians/bisexual women who find the thought of two attractive women making out or having sex sexually arousing, so we hide behind causes to give the allusion that we care about actual gay or bisexual people, and we put our shipping goggles on to see things that aren't really there. Hell, we don't even care if the characters are bi, so we'll just erase their bisexuality and call them "lesbians", because we just like the sound of the word. We don't care about character development or context, either. We don't care about Korra and Asami's relationship (or even if there was a well-developed relationship in the first place beyond just a few teases after the creators flip-flopped that Mako and Korra would be endgame), and we don't care about them as individual characters, either, and we don't even care about the quality of the show they came from. We don't care that Ruby and Sapphire are more than just fanservice, and we don't care that they're mostly just living, shape-shifting rocks with different biology than ours, and probably don't even know our words describing sexuality or race, let alone even have organic genitalia. We don't care if Harley and Ivy are both sociopathic criminals who have, in spite of having tragic backstories, have committed several crimes and were even responsible for killing several people. We'll just erase the bad things they've done in their history, and then play them off as only being the victims.

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We'll also make up terms like "lesbophobic", because the term "homophobic" isn't special enough for us. We'll also bully anyone who ships a female character with a male character, or just bash the male character in general, not because it "erases lesbian representation" (even when the female character is bi or if her sexuality isn't even stated), but because the male character gets in the way of our ship. That's all we care about. All we want is porn to get off to, and "canon validation" of our porn. We're nothing but annoying fanboys/fangirls who are no better than rabid yaoi fangirls, and we all deserve to take a long walk off a very, very short cliff, or at least have our internet connections taken away from us forever.

Me:Yeah, that's what I thought.

MODS

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I think Hudgens could capture the essence of a young woman who discovers her entire life is a lie.

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So whatever happened to that Powerless show?

>People still believe Carol and Jess aren't gay as hell for each other

This was Marvel's endgame all along. It's why they've been making Carol into a man for the last couple years and gave Jess a kid.

Shotgun marriage when?

apparently it was shit, since Hudgens is cute but can't act, which is generally a favorable trait for an actress to have.

Hasn't premiered yet.

>Jess is gay for Whor too

>Putting Harley&Ivy

I know it's bait, but still got triggered

Who is the fucking kid's father after all?

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They used a sperm donor.

I don't get it. Why do you hate these two so much Sup Forums?

>Was Vanessa Hudgens born to play Jess?

Imagine if you were actually born just to be the perfect individual to play some C-lister in a comics adaptation, like that was God's plan for you. Now in this hypothetical scenario what if you became aware of this, like you went to acting school and everything, got some roles but recently they had started drying up and you were wondering if this was really what you were meant to do, you go on like a vision quest and God tells you "yep, stick with it, some waifufag on Sup Forums needs you to be Spider-woman, that's your destiny"? Now at this point: would suicide be your only reasonable option?

I'm thinking yes

Because they ruin each other characterization.

>Because they ruin each other characterization.

What?. They don't

She has too much of a babyface

This, and also this relationship is just as abusive as Joker/Harley. Except in their case, it's Harley doing the abusing.

>posting Land

>Le they are equal to Joker meme

Stop it, it's not true

But you would get to make out with Brie Larson.

Oh yes, they are more boring together.