Ask a Mexican anything

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What's the next step of your master plan?

How do you feel about having to pay for our wall?

Can I get the Nachos Supreme with extra Poco de Gallo?

Invade you

sad

si.

How many Du's would a Dindu Du if a Dindu Dindu Nuffin?

What's the key differences in grammatic structure between Spanish and English?
I wanna learn at least basics of it to visit Cuba, I've heard most people there aren't great with English.
I know it's googlable, but you could probably explain it faster and easier for my dumb vodka brain.

Spanish attaches adjectives behind the noun.

how do you say "well she looked 13 to me!" in mexican

Ask a Mexican American anything #Trump2016

You're a big Mexican.

Why do you guys grow such shitty weed?

And we use Ch,ñ, and Ll

Chancho, its pig
Español, Spanish
Lleno, full.

Ella parecía de 13!

because our weed doesnt have chemicals.

La niña miró a mí 13 (trece)!
Did you mean "She looked 18 to me"?

It is usually sprayed with pesticide and grown with petroleum based fertilizer BESIDES THE FACT THAT IT IS STILL SHITTY

your country ban drugs.

You don't even need chemicals to grow good weed. You just need to take a little bit extra effort to separate the males from the females rather than just throwing handfuls of seeds at the ground like you throw dead bodies in a ditch.

hahahahahahah We dont throw bodies, only criminals. you can complain to your black dealer not me.

Well he is in Africa...