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dirst

What could be worse than a giant storm?

TWO GIANT STORMS!!

woof haha

lol, it's not even snowing in ireland

hirst

it was a pleasure meeting you user

*tips autist hat*

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>triple text
>it was a pleasure meeting you

Y I K E S

almost as if Alan doesn't have any success with a woman who isn't a blind, desperate gook

It's over lad I will never get laid again

government advising me to stay indoors after 4pm

fuck them they cant tell me what to do putting on my boots and going for a walk in the blizzard lids

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>the west will be destroyed in your life time

7th /brit/ thread in a row I've browsed

what's your record?

>the so-called """""""""""""""""""""""""international playboy""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>t'was a pleasure to spend the evening in your company milady

I am shit with Asians too. The breakup destroyed my game lad.

Honestly, fuck Southern Wales and fuck Devon. If this was Northern Wales and Cornwall we were talking about, then I might actually care.

LAST OF THE FAMOUS

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wish the cunt snow would go off so i could venture out and see if other supermarkets are open

a lot
there are days where I just browse /brit/ for 14 hours straight

been on for 15+ hours in the summer

me at the top

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>Gogs

it is on and off

the proper fucking blizzard is due in the next hour or so. and its meeting up with a storm from the south and I'm preparing my bollocks as we speak for when it does

this i'm always hear basicly

>northern wales
fuck off lmao

State of those hovels.

not to sound like a paedo but have you considered younger girls?
like teens and early 20s innately want a guy who's mature and got himself together to act as a sort of "patriarch" in their lives as they leave home and their Fathers.
online its always harder though because they don't see you as a human, just some image and text box

To think that I used to train giys on and off line about how to pull. How cruel this so-called world is. How apt the Samson and Delilah parable

*wipes snow off face*

Ah yes, parts of the country ppl aren't arsed about

threw a snowball at the cop shop when I was walking past it earlier

ask me if I give a fuck

>loser in thailand gets shittier thai girls
>tries to get with plain white girl
>gets instantly shut down
LMAO

>not to sound like a paedo but have you considered younger girls?

only had about 1cm of snow where i am
how much did you lads get?

prefer Americans (USA,Canada) to continental Europeans

West Englishmen should be sent back.

house is making weird noises with this wind

That's alright, New South Wales exists for a reason.

*looks out window*
hmm ok

>Americans (USA,Canada)
NO NO NOT

woah.....

twitter.com/esmeyep/status/968856777113600001/video/1 me at toil

my road is about 3 inches right now. I walked up to the top of a nearby hill/park and it's less deep up there, weirdly

the beast from the east wasn't even that bad
why is everyone talking about it? it's been slightly colder than usual and it snowed a little bit. wow.

is nsw also grey wet and depressing

just been to Ireland and it's fucking sunny

tfw no beast on the east to pound

Post a pic of the Aussie. Is it worth getting bent out of shape over?

i want to listen to some high IQ music

Oh yeah lad. The ex GF invited me to her highschool graduation next month and I have a 20 years old mistress who wanted to get exclusive and was depressed when I broke up with her. Even with the Australian proto, the m'lady text was actually appropriate because turns out we have friends in common and this should be handled with care. You'll see when I receive a bootycall this weekend and we get drunk together. (Also have a Japanese and another young girl to meet). I just like roleplaying as a broken man (it's even the technical name "broken man game" you can Google). But don't get fooled the Playboy is still here and as international as ever.

Beautiful sunshine and weather over here lads haha

Too many chinks

>beast on the east

youtube.com/watch?v=xk0vOELz-m0

just been to england and sparked out some fairy

I mean its not like school any more, who cares if she's 5y younger or more? makes a better pairing I think. when a girl is the same age as you or older she tends to want a sort of "equal partnership" sort of thing which is a load of rubbish
so long as its legal what's the difference

>hey user I'm going to speak with the IT department and see if we can't get you set up with remote access so you can do some work

TOILBEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Basically a young meg ryan

Based.

bet the refugees wish they would've stayed in syria
5 months of freezing temperatures, ice, snow, non-stop rain, wind, night at 3pm. lovely.

Wales is a meme country

WALES MENTIONED

Just viewed a live satellite feed of the Irish landmass and there was not one single flake of snow south of the border.

It's very sunny, few months of the year you don't see a single cloud.

>if we can't get

no one speaks like this here. stop having imaginary conversations in your head

LOL

just landed from ireland

not a fucking snowflake on the ground

>I mean its not like school any more, who cares if she's 5y/o or younger

Don't mind the other stuff but if it was constantly raining I would kill myself

youtube.com/watch?v=7748It-rhBg

just joined the labour party

>tfw my breadless soul shall see another day

If Alan can't make it...

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'sheed

passed a plane flying worryingly low a while ago. the nearest international airport ~20km away had just announced it had closed so figure it was diverting to a minor one (which is fucking miles away iirc)

would shit myself in that scenario. last time I was on a plane landing in Cork the fucking thing had to swerve around about 3-4 times until it finally got a clear landing and it was in the middle of summer

What? I'm an anglo leaf. Hate rain. simple as.

fuck off you welsh cunt

haha check this out

Choccywoccydoodah

Love the rain, love grey skies, hate the sun.

The UK is the bigger fucking meme

watch it yea

Good post.

@86274685
don't

moving to bangkok, alan, meet me at bang chak BTS and I'll crush your skull under my bootsole

just hopped on a plane to absolutely confirm 100% that there is not a snowdrop in sight on this godforsaken island

what a cool dude!

Get fucked Muhammad

>United Kingdom
>only one monarchy
mmmm?

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can't stand trudeau
more like poodeau

even if you're not interested in kids younger women are just so supple and happy.
I'm convinced there is an effort to convince guys that busted old hags the world over have "still got it!" so that their sexual market value can be inflated way beyond what its really worth.
we've got a major MILF bubble in the sexconomy right now and its about to burst, invest in a 19y old who will cook and clean for you

it's not united kingdoms now is it

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>Reddit co-founder backs petition for interracial couple emojis

hahahaha oh no no no

holy fuKC