Carol and Jess thread?

Carol and Jess thread?

What about a Carol & Jess/Harley & Ivy thread? Sounds good?

Benis has confirmed that both Carol and Jess appear in at least the first issue of Jessica Jones.

>YWN have Jess as your roommate.

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Carol has some pretty big tits

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DELETE THIS

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I'd make a really bad "Now sniff her hair." joke here, but frankly, this ship died the instant Marvel wussed out on the lesbian science baby idea in favor of something way more ridiculous, and WAY less entertaining.

>What about a Carol & Jess/Harley & Ivy thread?
sure, why not.

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> this ship died the instant Marvel wussed out on the lesbian science baby idea
nope. It's a shame they didn't do that, but the ship is most definitely not dead.

post more Battle Lesbians.

Hopefully that means they're still together after CW2.

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Pushing a legitimate ship as something that NEEDS to happen or the characters are ruined forever as someone here is doing is retarded
What is 101% true is that Carol and Jessica were the best parts of each other's solo books though

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Yaaaay

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Carol and Jess need each other though.

Sucks that it's hard to justify Jess showing up in Captain Marvel now, with the space station. Unless they actually do get married at some point.

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they do. Carol needs Jess to keep her from going full "Empress Carol" mode. Jess needs Carol to pay the bills.....do the taxes......cook.....clean.....

Good news, the new Captain Marvel series is having her go back to Earth.

Had

And now you can add changing diapers, singing lullabies, etc.

not sure that's good, though. I'm concerned about that new writer :(

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Sup Forumsmblr:ERMAHGERD, WE LOVE TEH GAY SHIPS BECAUSE WE LOVE GAYS, LIKE KORRASAMI, HARLEY X IVY, AND RUBY X SAPPHIRE, AND THESE F/F SHIPS SHOULD BE CANON BECAUSE REPRESENTATION!!

Me:That's not why you like them, and that's not why you want them.

Sup Forumsmblr:YES IT IS, YOU HOMOPHO-

Me:Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Freight Car. Why do you like and/or want these ships to be canon?

Sup Forumsmblr:We want fap material. That's all we want. We're a bunch of horny men/lesbians/bisexual women who find the thought of two attractive women making out or having sex sexually arousing, so we hide behind causes to give the allusion that we care about actual gay or bisexual people, and we put our shipping goggles on to see things that aren't really there. Hell, we don't even care if the characters are bi, so we'll just erase their bisexuality and call them "lesbians", because we just like the sound of the word.

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Cont

We don't care about character development or context, either. We don't care about Korra and Asami's relationship (or even if there was a well-developed relationship in the first place beyond just a few teases after the creators flip-flopped that Mako and Korra would be endgame), and we don't care about them as individual characters, either, and we don't even care about the quality of the show they came from. We don't care that Ruby and Sapphire are more than just fanservice, and we don't care that they're mostly just living, shape-shifting rocks with different biology than ours, and probably don't even know our words describing sexuality or race, let alone even have organic genitalia. We don't care if Harley and Ivy are both sociopathic criminals who have, in spite of having tragic backstories, have committed several crimes and were even responsible for killing several people. We'll just erase the bad things they've done in their history, and then play them off as only being the victims. We'll also make up terms like "lesbophobic", because the term "homophobic" isn't special enough for us.


We'll also bully anyone who ships a female character with a male character, or just bash the male character in general, not because it "erases lesbian representation" (even when the female character is bi or if her sexuality isn't even stated), but because the male character gets in the way of our ship. That's all we care about. All we want is porn to get off to, and "canon validation" of our porn. We're nothing but annoying fanboys/fangirls who are no better than rabid yaoi fangirls, and we all deserve to take a long walk off a very, very short cliff, or at least have our internet connections taken away from us forever.

Me:Yeah, that's what I thought.

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Ew, no thanks.

totally irrelevant to the thread.

I don't want them for fap material. That's easy to find these days. I want Carol and Jess together because it's comfy. I'm projecting my own lack of relationships on to characters I like, so naturally I want them to get together.

>So much that it makes taly people talk
I fucking HATEEEE Bendis' writing

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Are you sure? She's still commanding Alpha Flight, and a member of the Ultimates. Unless she's just going to be at the Triskelion now?

Its just another kind of masturbation.

I'm glad Carol is finally living that dream.

Though she might be fucking it up currently.

>I fucking HATEEEE Bendis' writing
me too, but that's not Bendis

>those fingers in the mouth
hot

That's Hopeless.

Carol looking proud of her work here

>Its just another kind of masturbation
wrong

STOP PUTTING HARLEY&IVY IN YOUR BAIT

THEY DON'T DESERVE THAT SHIT

This is the problem when men write female characters.

They don't understand that women don't actually like each other, so when they treat each other like male friends would everyone thinks they're lesbians.

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she should be proud! The first baby with two mothers, conceived without assistance! Turns out it was always possible, the other lesbians just weren't doing it for long enough.

What is this thing that you call..."friends"? Is this the name of some kind of ship????

>Cont
Oh god you made two posts about it

yeah, friendship is a ship.

You probably need to experience it to understand what it is tho.

Claremont wrote them, he knew what he was doing. He probably would have actually had Carol grow a Kree dick and father their kid, too.

Carol likes black cock more.

You would probably like, having a cuck fetish, being a lesbianfag and all...

Was it rape?

This is what happens when a character has no chemistry with their alleged love interests, people Shop them with those they have a more intimate connection with.

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If a couple of male characters were written holding hands and saying "I love you" all the time people would say it's pretty gay.

Carol's into that sort of stuff. She really is Marvel's Wonder Woman.

Not if they added "man" after it.

>I love you, man
Not even remotely gay.

This post reeks of veracity.

Poor Rachel could never be in lesbians with Kitty and now she is in love with AIDS.

nah, she likes it rough

>Implying there is anything wrong with black cocks and lesbians

there's one cock I wouldn't mind seeing them share.

>Brojob woo! Just a prank, bro.

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bisexuals, not lesbians! yay!
I don't care as long as Carol and Jess get together

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I wonder if Brie Larson has heard about this yet

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Not even being turned into a lesbian will save her from the shit they turned her into.

faggot

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OK this is hot.

Peter can be that one cool uncle that Gerry likes but for some reason is always every week.

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Why is Jess' personality so wrong here? I swear one thing I hate that ever since Hopeless started writing the title he made Jess into the typical quippy character that says a bunch of dumb shit.

Like compare her to Mockingbird, same shit personality.

I can't believe I am saying this but at least Bendis got her personality right.

Carol's rubbing off on her.

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You still can't make me believe the universal snapback after Battleworld didn't magically mix Jess and Carol's DNA to make that kid.

It didn't. Carol has nothing to do with that baby.

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Well that settles it, blonde with blue eyes. There's just nowhere else that baby could get those traits.
Nowhere.