/sino/ - 中文

Sino-Japanese rapprochement edition

The thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese-speaking world, culture, life, travel, economics, geopolitics, etc.

>Learning resources:
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9
mega.nz/#F!x4VG3DRL!lqecF4q2ywojGLE0O8cu4A

>Recommended TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Recommended Movies:
movie.douban.com/explore#!type=movie&tag=华语&sort=recommend&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels:
qidian.com/

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为什么德国同志那么讨厌中国呢?

any recommendations for an English/Spanish speaker for learning mandarin chinese?

dozo

What do you mean when you say “中國”

中国就是中国

>this counts as worksafe

like in what world would your boss find you looking at that and you not getting a promotion

rate

nonsensical post

Why are asians sssssooooooooo smart

3/10

你的评论才是胡说八道

>Ethiopian Jew

Negroids confirmed for lesser race

Did Peru watch this before his trip?
Is this what caused his peppee to burn?

The emperor is back.

Why does Taiwan hate Japanese? Japan helped Taiwan modernize

bad

rate

How do I convince Chinese girls to let me record them sucking my dick? I need to make some clips to put online to make money

first you will need to find a hooker to suck your dick with the explicit intent of recording her
then you can sell it

I want to get normie girls to do it too

hookers are normie girls who suck dick for money

Tang > Song > Han > Zhou > Ming > Qin >>>>>>>>>> PRC > Kuomintang China >>>>>>>>>> trash >>>>>>>>>> Yuan >>>>>>>>>> Qing

...

Everything >>>>>> Jin

My GF >>>> all

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peru? is she a hooker you slept with peru? what about Cindy peru, I thought you’d remain true to her and Korean girls peru

Where da Guangzhou womyn at

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Do you learn using traditional or simplified, /sino/?

>hanzi is beautif-

It's neater than my roman handwriting, which isn't much of a feat.

Simplified, but I can appreciate the aesthetic value of traditional.

殲擊機
or
歼击机

the choice is simple

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Peru needs to be careful with Korean women. Prozzie is a lonely sexpat because of his Korean ex-gf

别死了

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thread
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这里的评论家或多或少都是自闭症,干啥跟他们聊天呢?

Real thread music
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any real chinks here? is it true that some of you thinks that Russia occupied native chinese land\enforced you to sign Aigun treaty etc?

There is some Russian territory that used to be Chinese, but who gives a fuck. It's all frozen wasteland. Most 老百姓 don't care, and looks like the government don't care either.
You Russians are maybe the least lucky people in the world. All your ports are frozen.

who are you?

No importa quien sea, lo que importa es mi plan.

Me parece una hapa.

Nice taqiya, chink.

Taqqiya is Muslims.
In China it is called 能骗就骗 or 骗洋鬼子

no , ella es de Hunan.

La cogiste?

God, chinks are so dumb. So damn stupid.

>take a Mandarin class
>90% of the class is chink
>stupid teacher doesn't even bother teaching us the basics because practically everyone is a chink
>never taught the proper pinyin pronunciations
>get called on to read a passage
>stupid fucking chinks snicker when I pronounce "riben" like "ree-ben"

How the fuck was I supposed to know that RI is pronounced like "URR"?

One day, I will genocide the entire Chinese race. Mark my words.

?
We love Japan
Do you love Japan?

How communist is China?
Is Communist ideology still alive there? Do they Worship Marx and Lenin?

Sounds like you're the slow one here, no offense. You seem to choose the wrong class there. Classes for ABC's start with the basic assumption that they know the basics. Go for a pure laowai class.
China is socialist in the sense that a large part of the economy is publicly or government operated, and the economy as a whole is guided generally by the central government. But most people outside of academic or political circles know or care much about Papa Marx and Uncle Lenin.
I would say most Chinese normies are apolitical.
Dat mental colonization doe

si, una de las vaginas mas apretadas que he follado en mi vida. ella tambien me lamio las bolas.

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>Classes for ABC's start with the basic assumption that they know the basics. Go for a pure laowai class.

N***** that was a fucking college course.

Sounds good. Estoy rodeado por las chinas aqui pero la suerte mia esta tan mala.
Maybe you should complain, bro.

es una prostituta, pague como 400 HKD, alrededor de 50 dolares.

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Why does Xi always squint so gayly (homo)?

Post feet

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又臭又难看的脚

Moar

How do I say modeling (shit like Warhammer, not the one pretty women do) in Chinese

迷你型 I think

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谢谢你, 匿名

别客气啦

I wanna lick their stinky feet!

*shtinks up the thread*
Whoopsie!!! But I know y’all like it extra shmelly

>mfw this thread sucks

降低价格是一个有效的策略

Does it suck or do you simply lack taste

sauce

Dozo

发展加盟店是一个有效的策略。
推动网络营销是一个不错的策略。

Everyday in CCP parties

It easy to google but i'm kind today so here you go, open wide.
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Dozo

What was meant by this

中國的垂頭喪氣脂肪下巴金雞

垂頭喪氣的雞


中國便便對於中國廁所!

台湾隔离翻译技术(逆向工程)

check my

当您成为手机的奴隶时,您需要从一个中文字符爬到另一个中文字符多长时间?

多久成為奴隸到您的手機時,它把你從一個中國人性格的另一抓取?


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智障中國漢字赫茲
智障中国汉字赫兹

>i'm not racist but...

幻想未滿足的,突破。

幻想未满足的,突破。

It's basic mathematics. Of course there will always be 'greater or lesser'

Winston is totes racist, QED he left South Africa to escape the blacks he despises.

What should you do if you are in China and they try to "get" you? Would telling them "I'm no one" work? Perhaps there are ways to exploit their difficulty in telling apart the figurative and literal. If you are no one how can they see you?

I once tried telling a wh*Teoid that I dont speak English, that the language I was speaking just happens to sound like English. It was interesting

>to escape the blacks he despises
Well he wouldn't be wrong in doing so...

>Read translated Japanese Manga/light novels on a Chinese website
>The taiwanese translations almost always suck ass and often contains nonsensical words

What happened to education in Taiwan?

Yes. This trick would work on any English speaker.

Well South Africa is a bad place to be in general, no matter what the color.
台湾 isn't very smart.

"Chinese pottery" = "undefined"
“中國陶器”=“未定義”
“中國陶都”=“未定義”
“中国陶器”=“未定义”
“中国陶都” =“未定义”

what did he mean by this