Movies that did not exist

Movies that did not exist

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Everything was great up till that sappy ending

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>did not exist
Is that your roundabout way of asking for porn?

Wasn't there also a 2nd movie too?

>google
Oh my fuck there was

I forgot that happend

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I never saw it and was starting to think that the adds were some weird dream.
I'm not sure if I'm happy that I'm not crazy or horrified that it is real.

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I distinctly remember having a nightmare involving this monstrosity as a child.

oh shit this takes me back

I remember the animation for this being awful. Like, first year animation student tier, lots of awkward tween-looking pose to pose animation.

This one was actually pretty okay. The ending wasn't all that great.

This one was awkward as fuck

Fuck this movie with a rusted chainsaw

Why did they make a sequel? The first one wasn't even that good.

>the background is literally a stock photo of Neuschwanstein

These and their respective prequels were all 2006-2008
What the fuck was happening those years to cause this

This was the worst movie I ever got dragged to seeing. It's even worse if you're a murrican that's never heard of the uk show so all of it just seems like nonsense with Jimmy Fallon's voice lazily dubbed over.

CGI was becoming both cheaper and better looking while also being wildly successful in theaters.

I don't know if the blitz of shitty movies poisoned the well or if it's part of the general trend of people being more selective with movies, but either way these types of movies don't make back the pure profit like they used to.

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I had a copy of the tie-in game for GBA

I still wonder if my parents loved me

But I member it.

I actually remember playing and enjoying Hammy Goes Nuts for GBA when I was a kid.

And it was a fucking golf game made by Vicarious Visions for Christ sake.

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Can't speak for the GBA port, but as far as shitty movie-based games are concerned, the console version was pretty decent. For that matter, so was the movie.

>mfw nitrogen studios helped make this
yes, the same one that made sausage party

Reminder that they blew the budget for this on giving themselves fancy titles in the credits.

>mfw

Jesus, has there been anything good that involved Nitrogen.

Not Counting Thomas, that is.

I assure you, this existed. This musical number with Nazis and Klan members in uniform and on rollerskates also existed: youtube.com/watch?v=Zx3bnNQPgo0

was there rule 34 of the she-frankenstein?

Fuck, I forgot they made that movie. Then when the sequel came out I remembered it existed and wondered why it got a sequel. Then I forgot the sequel. Fuck, I forgot they made that movie, too.

I forget, is the 24 hour livestream still a thing?

Something I've noticed is that back then the most mediocre films got the best games usually and viceversa.

I had the Gamecube version of Finding Nemo and fucking hell was that shit just boring as fuck. Most of the game was swimming through rings like a fish Superman 64

I remember seeing a standee and trailer for this at the theater and then on the date it was supposed to come out it just.... didn't. And then it showed up on Redbox like a year later.

Hoodwinked 1 is from 2005

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You talkin' shit about over the edge?

Movie was good you fucking scum.

>Jesus, has there been anything good that involved Nitrogen.
Azideoazide Azide?
Is funny because this compound is mainly nitrogen...and it explodes.

Hold the fucking phone, did they actually make a Spyro movie?

Sylvia IS THAT YOU

they were gonna, but they didnt

>from the producer of Eragon
Thank goodness this got canned. That movie sucked. Only marginally less so than the books.

HA!

>that movie sucked
i agree

I remember it had the kind of marketing you'd expect of a kids' movie at the time; fast food toys and whatnot. It had a pretty short run in theaters though, and it was a colossal box office flop.

Real shame, too; I watched & enjoyed it in theaters, and recently I re-watched it and it still holds up pretty well.
>that experimental blend of CG elements with traditional animation
>that 70/30 Law approach to designs that makes sci-fi feel more like fantasy
>that tasteful warm color palette
>those kickass cybernetic parts that John Silver had
>those gorgeous setpieces
Really the only noticeably bad thing was B.E.N. and his obnoxious lines

Still not enough porn of the girl.

It's been dead for years

The stepmother was pretty sexy and thicc in this.

I saw this one
It wasn't that bad, it was about forest animals trying to steal garbage and the racoon took the turtles place as ruler but was trying to steal from them for a bear

Can I post my countries garbage here?
Fun fact I met one of the directors, he isn't exactly proud of this

Evan Rachel Wood, Chris Evans, Luke Wilson, Mark Hamill, James Garner and quite a few awards... but did any of you actually see it?

this movie was actually pretty good

I remember seeing this. It was really dull.

It had a great premise but the animation made it feel like everyone was underwater.
Also I think Man of Steel just about straight-up stole the third act verbatim with the terraforming machine.

>there's 5 sequels to this so far and 2 more still incoming apparently

>5 sequels, 2 coming soon

Could one say that it's the rarest of them all?

Alpha and Omega
Alpha and Omega 2: A Howl-iday Adventure
Alpha and Omega 3: The Great Wolf Games
Alpha and Omega: The Legend of Saw Tooth Cave
Alpha and Omega: Family Vacation
Alpha and Omega: Dino Dogs
Alpha and Omega: The Big Fureeze
Alpha and Omega: Journey to Bear Kingdom

>porn of extremely obscure characters

That's my fetish.

Yes, me getting off is a very rare occasion.

Two Baldwins for the price of one?!

Who the fuck keeps buying these

I know they're cheap and they reuse animation but still

mexicans

no, really

I just remember the song and the harsh as fuck death scene.

Your majesty, where is Dino time?

That girl looks like she was copied straight from a troll in central park

I saw this dubbed in my local cinemas. Now I don't remember much except that it got dark in a couple of moments, but even the songs got dubbed, and they actually did a pretty good job with that.

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this shit was dope.

I can't believe I made myself sit through that mess of a film.

being a mexican, why do i have a terrible feeling in my gut this is all too true?

This is my second most favorite Disney film ever. Its a real shame it didn't do to well but then again at the same time glad. Otherwise we would have gotten a shitty sequel like Atlantis.

Elmer Fudd had kids?!

>when you realize Po and the shark have the same color scheme down to the green eyes

>70/30 Law approach to designs
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Elmiya Duff is just Elmer Fudd with a wig

Gone

Is this Ghost Busters?

I was watching this movie when princess Diana died
it's the one and only time I have seen EVERY British TV channel shut down for 5 minutes to report on this

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I cant not think of planet Roswell from the Buzz Lightyear cartoon

A planet of 1950s greys ignorant of alien life

This was quite a fun movie and pairs well with Escape from Planet Earth for rainy sunday viewing.

Apparently the issues they ran into was test screenings didn't like Jim Hawkins design and many felt it would hurt in the long run, however Ron Clements didn't want to change the design
Another issue with test audiences was the colors were to drab seeing mostly browns and oranges in the trailers which made many loss interest in the film and some testers would out right forget the trailer after just watching it.

It was how the film made it's universe 70% traditional 1700's tech and looks and 30% sci-fi space future tech and looks.

I can't blame you it's a very common parody in media

Thank you user, I'd completely forgotten this movie when you showed the poster and all the good times came back to me. That shit was GOAT.

Do you happen to have a rip, or a link to one?

If only their faces wasn't so FUCKING DISGUSTING

God i love that movie.

>test audiences
Have test audiences ever not ruined everything?

Apparently the original UK version was pretty decent but the american version butchered it to hell.

The original show in the 70s was pretty subversive as Eric Thompson kept inserting double entendre drug and sex references. The BBC didn't notice as, from a certain point of view, it was just a sweet story about magical creatures and not some hippy's hallucination.
It's all in the delivery and most US shows can't move past calling "a spade a spade and that's all it is".

That ones great. Because it gives us the story of one of the distributors trying to eat themselves into a diabetic coma in the screening room.

Zootopia

Where?

>that theme song

Thanks faggot now I can't get it out my head

Someone post the hand

The fact that the girl's head went from so narrow to so wide was a major failing of character design.

gotta watch this movie

MEXICAN kids?!

>What the fuck was happening those years to cause this
Shrek was still popular back then and made "fairy tales parodies" popular.

The Little Foot of modern times

Yes, but have test audiences ever NOT ruined something?