Brit/pol/ - WAKE ME UP (I can't wake up) Edition

>thread theme
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>Radio 1 founder to plead guilty to kiddie fiddling charges
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37154763

>Calais jungle population grows 50% in two months
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/21/spectacular-rise-calais-migrant-numbers-50-per-cent-2-months/

>Asylum judge shits on UK asylum system
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3751122/The-true-lunacy-broken-asylum-Judge-rejects-claims-despairs-tiny-actually-leave-Britain.html

>Team GB beat China to finish second in medal table
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/37085511

>IDS urges EU exit talks 'as soon as possible'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37146736

>'Political correctness' allowing Islamist extremism to flourish in British prisons, report warns
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/21/political-correctness-allowing-islamist-extremism-to-flourish-in/

>Momentum drops pledge to nonviolence from code of ethics
theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/19/momentum-drops-pledge-to-non-violence-from-code-of-ethics

>London’s Muslim Mayor: Donald Trump Is Helping Islamic State
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/21/londons-muslim-mayor-donald-trump-helping-islamic-state

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twitter.com/Ricoreckless17/status/766720598865248256
cnbc.com/2016/08/23/theresa-may-told-get-building-to-stop-brexit-slowdown.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/09/vladimir-putin-and-theresa-may-agree-to-improve-relations-betwee/
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independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-referendum-europe-immigration-refugee-crisis-un-borders-schengen-article-50-a7204776.html
theguardian.com/politics/2015/mar/23/tories-level-labour-gay-vote
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Thank for correcting the record!

1st for Karen

Have you seen this criminal?

Hey fellas Scottish ex pat here. Let's talk about Scotland. Let's face it we love it, we love our culture but the place is fucking awful. It's getting worse and worse each year. There was a gap of five years of me going over and holy fuck the place is full of blacks now. I remember the darkest people would be the paki shop owners and that's about it but fuckin hell they've really stepped it up with the Africans and shit. I mean Glasgow is becoming an even more metropolitan city with things like sushi restaurants and Mexican burrito take out spots but look around you when you walk down Sauchiehall or Buchanan street. Does it look anything like it did to you ten years ago? There's a serious issue there with these leftist loons and the fucking SNP. I am legitimately worried about us going full Germany. We moved to Florida but I sometimes feel like moving back to help bring back the proper white civilization that our country once was. Aye the weathers shite and most of the people are cunts but I have that strong feeling of national pride that makes me want to restore our nation. What are your thoughts lads?

Who at /work/ here?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-37163416

Seriously though, lads. Why didn't they mention the medal table that was posted on the European Parliament's Twitter?

>N E W L I N K S

Quintessentially British 8-year-old killed in grenade attack while visiting relatives in Sweden
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37161752

Socialist eurocuck threatens to obstruct Brexit negotiations should the UK government go ahead with planned corporation tax cuts
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/22/swedens-prime-minister-issues-brexit-threat-to-uk-over-planned-corporation-tax-cut/

Smelly Karen for sale.

They can barely bring themselves to mention the recent bombing in Turkey targeted Kurds. This is how the BBC works: they don't lie, they just stay silent or don't mention key aspects of a story.

looks comfy

what do you do exactly, framing, restorations?

Do it. Make Scotland Scottish again. Potato niggers and actual niggers are giving them a bad name. Everyone knows all true Scotsmen are Unionists and eurosceptics.

Just general restoration this week I'm working on some gilded frames.

GET THE FUCK IN HERE
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>MOOOOOO!

IT'S THE SOUND OF BRITISH CATTLE """"PEOPLE"""" WHO THINK THEY WILL EVER LEAVE THE EU.

>B-BUT OUR LEADERS SAID T-THEY WOULD!
PATHETIC.

SHART

Fucking chimps.

>(((diversity)))
>(((multiculturalism)))

What will be UK''s place in ww3?

>it's an 'american fails to understand anything that takes place outside of his country' episode

cnbc.com/2016/08/23/theresa-may-told-get-building-to-stop-brexit-slowdown.html

How BTFO would Labour be if May went on a full Joseph Chamberlain style infrastructure project following from the historically low interest rates?

What would Labour have to campaign on if under a Conservative government the country saw the biggest wave of new social housing since 1945? Rail nationalisation is entirely a middle class/London issue. If a family earning £18,000 a year were offered lower taxes AND the possibility of living in an affordable council house, Labour would never see a realistic chance of election in a decade.

Who here /gas and water socialist/?

Our nogs are sorry excuses for niggers 2bh, they would get gunned down in murica in a day.

Isolationist.

>more gubment housing

No.

I wonder what would happen if we brought in a control group of chemically castrated gang nigs from the US and introduced them selectively to problem boroughs in London

Opposite of the Jews

How about we stop bringing in 640,000 immigrants a year first before building more houses.

>tfw the person you are on the inside looks nothing like what is projected on the outside
How did I end up looking like this?
A fat, unshapely, awkward, low-T creep with a shit hairline?
Does anyone else in these threads feel like that?

Hungover lads. Feel like I'm going to die. Nearly had a fight last night desu. Hitchens was right about inbibing wicked poisons.

That's an important part of the plan. We need more housing to deal with the current problem, but we need to lower immigration to prevent the problem expanding.

The body of our housing market is sick. We need to stop the illness from spreading while also applying a cure.

They would probably commit suicide from all the banter.

>eat right and exercise
>test boosters
>shave head completely

Problem solved.

Adopt a closed door policy, only immigration allowed via strict VISA applications.

>shave head completely
I suffer from a scalp problem. It's like the worst kind of dandruff on the market. It's so bad it forms in horrible big red patches on my skin, and it bleeds. It never heals, and the shit the doc gave me for it does nothing.

Oh God, what the fuck went wrong?

Karenposters not welcome.

Were your parents mutants or something?

My hair is falling out. Ive got bad teeth. I've never had a gf. I'm a fat fucking useless slug. I haven't left the house in years and I'm going to kill myself when my parents die.

I've utterly failed at life. And the biggest humilation is that people who are actually uglier than you have got gfs and successful lives.

Sounds good to me.

Anti-globalist axis with Putin and Trump.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/09/vladimir-putin-and-theresa-may-agree-to-improve-relations-betwee/

I don't trust the government to do more than 1 thing at once when it comes to immigration 2bh

Because they are such massive cucks they would probably use one policy as a smokescreen for another.

>Trump/Putin/May Tri-force

I don't think I'm ready for this.

Remember to keep your head down, your eyes closed and your jaw slack in the event of a nuclear weapon detonating nearby. This will prevent the shockwave from shattering all of your teeth and it will also prevent the heat from melting your eyeballs. Thus you will be able to see and chew while you die a painful death from burns, radiation poisoning or wounds incurred by the force of the blast

Pls no karencaust.

youtu.be/rvYuoWyk8iU

We've already signed the death warrant of the EU.

Ok.

True but I think we will start to see a shift in policy now. Whilst May was part of the government that failed us on immigration, now that she is in control and with immigration being at the forefront of british politics for the past couple of years, change will come if she hopes to keep the tories in power.

Test boosters dont work (well some of them)

Testosterone: How To Optimize Your T-Levels Through Nutrition & Lifestyle!

youtube.com/watch?v=qJjD2FDMjKY

Give him a break, there is a 43% chance that he isn't even white.

what are the controls lad?

>doesn't mention wanking

Hasn't frequent wanking been linked to lower T levels or am I memeing?

Thanks lad.

My intution says she will drag her feet with lots of headline measures and deportations that don't add up to much, then hold the issues of the EU and immigration over the next election to secure the vote.

I agree though May really has no choice but to lower immigration. She seems less of a cuck than Big Dave at least.

>tfw eu federalisation is 100% bound to happen in the next 50-100 years
>tfw we got out just in the nick of time
We saved our country lads
We did it

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a and d to move side to side
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I just dont think he covered it. I also heard that taking hot showers lowers T because your testes developed outside your body to stay cool and taking a hot show kills sperm. Could be shit.

Porn watching definitely, I don't know about wanking though.

The point of the video is to raise Test you need Low body% fat, 8 hours of sleep, workout, eat fats, cut alcohol, low stress

>moral life = more test = higher sex drive = more aggression = more manliness = more strength

PETER WAS RIGHT.

Blue passports when?!

>you will never have a moral monobrow like are peter
Also I read somewhere catching the sun raises testosterone, so excerise outside?

2020 lad

It'll be shuffled through quietly shortly after we officially leave

Vitamin D supplements will help with that.

>no wanking and no whiskey

AHHHHHHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=B1D6Tfpo1RQ

Why is Starkey so savage?

The truth can be savage.

Starkey... had a hard life.

Isn't that fat wobbling cunt in the audience that Starkey annihilates the same whinging, constipated-looking gnome that had a go at Farage prior to the general election last year??

>muh sexism
>as a woman

It's always bloody me me me

Starkey, IIRC, had a working-class upbringing and was a grammar school boy before going on to Cambridge; he's one of the breed of fiendishly clever grammar school chaps who are opposed by leftists who almost always went to private schools.

rekt that fat cunt

If USA and Russia are on the same side there's no war to be had.

The whole rest of the world wouldn't be able to take them.

Lads is it even possible for the UL to get out of debt at this point?

Man women are fucking terrible aren't they?

bbc.co.uk/news/business-37156178

BBC getting BTFO in the comments. Glorious.

He's a working class lad who's gay and worked his way up from nothing to be a right wing reactionary historian, THIS CONFUSES THE LEFTIE

You can wank just not before a workout. Look in the comment section of the video. Someone breaks nofap down as bro science

>I'M A WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SEXISSSSSSSSSSSST REEEEEE

This is all you get out of them.

youtube.com/watch?v=5cG2EPoRW-M
>5:35
>Starkey savaging that fucking fat chav

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-referendum-europe-immigration-refugee-crisis-un-borders-schengen-article-50-a7204776.html

Really makes me think

Women aren't terrible as a whole, it's just that they are when it comes to politics. They have their own positives and negatives just like men do. Men tend to lean right and women tend to lean left. The reasons for why this is are debateably biological in nature.
Government systems are a mans creation, they have been for thousands of years and they've come in many forms. It's only recently that women have been given a major role in politics and it's incredibly clear it has been a mistake.

>UN

Also, one thing that I have noticed is that there are a lot of gay Conservative/far right leaning public figures in Britain.
This seems to be unique to the UK.

How can a man be so based?

So when are we gatecrashing Juncker's house since he doesn't care about borders? What an utter cunt.

As Starkey puts it, good female politicians can be just as good as men but it's very rare. Margret Thatcher for example.

On the whole, women are susceptible to feels over reals, and to have them in charge of law making is a fucking disaster.

Fucking hell the leftists complaining about the British empire medal table would have gone berserk if they saw John Cleese doing the goose step today

It's unique to the UK because the UK is unique to Europe.

The same amount of gays voted Conservative as voted Labour at the last election.

theguardian.com/politics/2015/mar/23/tories-level-labour-gay-vote

Our Jews vote mostly conservative, more women vote conservative. Hell, I think even more ethnic minorities vote conservative.

I don't know if being British is more based or that our left is an absolute shambles.

It's unique to Britain because Britain's far-right/conservative politics are not toxic, homo-bashing.

When I say "more" I mean more compared to other countries in case anyone got confused.

>what's worse than the nazis are those who think it's ok for hitler to have a place in comedy
>reclaim comedy for the 6 million

Our left is seen as foreign, alien and very extreme. British politics and thinking doesn't do radical and extreme.

Your post is blessed by the froglord

>post your face when traditional, respectable old men such as Starkey, Hitchens, Are Neil and Portillo all go the way of the dinosaurs and all we're left with on the BBC is leftist trash like Laurie Penny, Labour MP's, and other such cunts

There's some hope that among our population there remains a hero to save us.

DukePPUk here, famous Reddit moderator, AMA!

>theguardian.com/politics/2015/mar/23/tories-level-labour-gay-vote

I love how they worded this to make it seem like Farage was calling the protesters 'Scum' simply because they're gay when in reality he called them that because they chased him out the pub while he was having a nice time with his family

Devious cunts

Hopefully the BBC becomes irrelevant like the rest of television will be when that happens.

> The Swedish Prime Minister Stefan Loefven has threatened to make the Brexit process “more difficult” unless the British government scrap planned corporation tax cuts which would see EU member states’ competitiveness eroded.

All we've heard from those cunts is threats about how much we need the EU to survive. Now they're shitting themselves of all their businesses moving to Britain because we're not socialist yahoos. Couldn't make it up.

LGBT movements are filled with the most deplorable, disgusting and evil people I've ever seen.

They don't care who you are or what you believe, if you don't think as they do they will trample you into dirt.

Poor Swedes, clearly they don't grasp "diplomacy" as well as we do.

youtube.com/watch?v=37iHSwA1SwE

Lads, is there a British 'far-right' political party that isn't full of idiots and isn't a complete joke?

This is a terrifying thought.

There aren't enough young people who talk sense like they do. I sure as hell dread the day the older generation of wisdom passes away.

I hope the Repub party becomes like that in the next 4 years. It'll help fix tis country up right.