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Turko-Futurism edition

WHY IS HE NOT STARTING LADS

What are some soy things people on Sup Forums say?
I'll start
>Pic very much related

Thoughts?

Did the man kick the ball?

Did the other men run after the ball and did they kick the ball too?

Did the ball go between the posts or did the ball go the other way again?

hope my soccer nigger does the thing today

Raheem

bad

what a fucking team

rested probs

business idea: befriend the oxford bender and use him as an excuse to pet his cat

good

absolute legend

can't believe we were never dominated by his superior gallic cock

would have been beautiful

dont follow football but i kind of want to

who is currently playing?

>Pic very much related
You didn't include a picture idiot

>Did the man kick the ball?
>Did the other men run after the ball and did they kick the ball too?
>Did the ball go between the posts or did the ball go the other way again?

was amazing with them in champ man

Jayquan

No it's something soyboys say

What does this have to do with British culture?

captcha taking the piss

The Poleaboos vs the Islingtonlads

'tismo mick at it again lads

>no ivan campo
dropped
flashscores.co.uk

best italian general

wanking is a rorke pasttime

literally any random attractive girl could get 100k subs doing ASMR

has to do with british history you little twat

football is peak british culture you fucking spazmoid

Deep stuff

sut ydych chi'n dathlu diwrnod y sant david?

really handy little website. cheers

Help me lads

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Makes me sick seeing some of the men who put so much effort into their videos barely pushing 40k, whereas every random bint who gets in front of the camera racks that up in a week even if it's completely unremarkable.

dave

Do British people like soccer as much as Brazil? We do not even care about soccer.

cat needs a shit but won't go out because of the snow

>what does the premier league have to do with british culture

lqlltylwtlwlqllgllqllq yqlqlqlalwalwl

what? you don't like american pop songs?

asphyxiation by her arse

sucked off to death

We literally invented it mate

by having you sitting on me you fatty fatty boom boom CUNT

sit on me face

the cat shit in house because he know in the garden the snow

you don't have a litter box?

hope my soccer franchise wins the REALLY IMPORTANT big game, game of the century, game of the season, game of the week because its just so important we win
theres always next year and the year after and so on ad infinitum but that doesn't matter because this game is just sooooo important

>foreigners kicking a ball while being shouted at by foreign managers wearing shirts featuring logos of foreign companies is british culture

>keke
haha just like my frog!

250ml of tropicana smooth orange juice down the gabber

i've seen this painting irl in vienna

>not with juicy bits
Fucking pleb

Yeah like the cat is shitting in the house

Half time boos

Bloody hell how rich are you

wish it would stop snowing out and the snow would melt. need to go buy food

*tells you to cancel trident and put the money into emergent technology*

>not copella orange juice
oh my dayyyyyzzzz

juicy bits are the best

speedrunning should be an olympic sport

i'd 3-0 to be an arsenal fan right now

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haha so fanny

not very
saved up money over a year, bought a cheap flight there, went with the gf, went to lots of museums and galleries and palaces, had a lot of sex and nice food

I want to be England gentlemen. What is first step?

>"number 1 part 3 was a challenge question, i didn't expect many to get it right...although, it's always nice to be challenged!"
t-thank y-you for the challenge professor toilberg...MY GPA. AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

will never not find midget warwick's midget senpai not funny

think ive got serious health problems

Gonna wear and shirt and tie to a wedding but no suit jacket haha

pakistani passport

actually howled at this

yo ludders, watching sues videos they are ASMR

The bin

work in a hospital and when it snows like this the hospital send out their 4x4 vehicles to pick up all the doctors and nurses from their homes.

100% is overkill desu

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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having far too many dreams (pretty much all the time) involving my (3 years) late dog where we're back playing and enjoying each other's company before waking up and realising she's gone and the specific moment she died and how that all went down and the subsequent misery in the following period after

feelsbadman.jpg

>footie isn't british culture becuase them men playing aren't white!!!!!

How many will city score in the 2nd half?

it's bailey jay
the others are all speedrunners

imagine being such a selfish cunt you reproduce as a dwarf and willingly inflict that life on other people
absolutely grim

>watching Yank stream of the men kicking ball
>advert for home oxygen tank comes on at half time

can't wait to perv on the qt in my maths lecture

He's completely given up, hasn't he?

heating on full blast and im still freezing.

I do wish more trannies would look like bailey jay

i meant 100% runs are overkill any% is just fine

Is it true England will become a part of middle east in 2050?

>Watching a documentary about North Korea
>These socialist peasants in a dystopian communist regime seem to have more going on socially in their lives than me

Grim

does she wear tights

why is this allowed

blame autists

i also partake in such an activity.

sunshine 120 star run is entertaining

*kneels down and dips my fingers in the slain runt's blood and draws war marks on my face*
*suddenly looks directly at you and you flinch in surprise*
Runt hunt.
*vanishes into the blizzard with a sweep of my cloak, leaving you in awe*

why are men such utter runtbags