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Kaiser's Germany was better

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You mean Führers.

Belgium is a country.

kek

I think Greeks are the masterrace.

sick bastard, i was ready to anything but this

Ukraine is a country too, Vladimir.

The Jews don't control time and space

Mao Zedong is the greatest man that has lived on this Earth.

the fuck is your problem, dude?

Nothing
why?

STOP IT

The US was never meant to be a white country.

Females are better conversationalists than men, in general, and are funnier. Most men are too stupid to "get" female humor, as the male brain is wired to laugh at things like the Three Stooges.

so called "chick flicks" are vastly superior to action movies; why not just record a stick of dynamite being detonated and just loop it?

Hitler did something wrong

Jews are not part of a world-wide conspiracy to undermine white man.

but most world-wide pushers for undermining the whites/west are jews. How come?

I got Bosnia and Kosovo as countries for you too amigo.

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ok me mates itssa time to lern to waggle your own willies.youve come very far in the willy academy of waggling and its time for yer finaltest...accounts for 70% of your final willywaggling grade!!!!!!JUST WAGGLE YOUR OWN WILLY AT YER COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET A COPY OF THE BEANO OR YAHOO SOME BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO WAGGLE MY WILLY And so should you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODEOHYESMEMATES ;) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking triggered. Gas yourselves

ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))

ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Poland isn't based. They want to stay in the EU for gibmedats. Same applies to Hungary.

Hitler was bad guy. All socialists are.

The EU is a terrible idea, even if it was right wing.

Race isn't as important as culture. Give me a black libertarian over a white communist any day of the week.

orright me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal kaiser willie on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
so i was reading the beano me mates and i read about a competition to meet dennis the menace in beanoland!!!oh man me mates i was poofed!!! i walked into me mummy and daddys room to ask permission to use the internet when i was setupon by a hideous sight!!!my mummy...was swallowing my daddys willy!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at first i was horrified!!!cant mummies and aunties let us boys have our willies?cannot a man waggle in peaceth?i was considering the pre-emptive genocide of all women when i discovered my mummy was just giving my daddy a "blow job"!!!!!!!oh man me matesnow this is a new development in waggling your willy!!!just use one of your mates mouths until you reach fulljoy and shoot willy juice!!!cumon me mates, lets blow eachothers willies in me treehouse.!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS PLEASURE 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!iM FEELIN THE WILLYFEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY WILLYHASNEVERBEENSOPLEASURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!.....icum in your mouth matey...ahhh..relief!!!!

thanks for stickin around this update me mates, cheerio pippip!!Im off for round 2. w/ me cousins!!!

i just wanna

MEME IT OUT

yeah uh huh
meme it out yeah

you know MEME IT OUT

that's right jus meme it out yeah

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up ship my name is wilhelm but u can call me t3h Ka1s3R oF pRU5514!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very maritime!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet maritime ppl like me _… im 55 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 read The Influence of Sea Power upon History w/ my generals (im implementing personal rule if u dont like it deal w/it) its my favorite book!!! bcuz its SOOOO maritime!!!! theyre maritime 2 of course but i want 2 meet more maritime ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of allys here so give me lots of recruits!!!! PRU5514!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You must be kidding... because Kaiser's Germany was BEST

Why are Krauts so shit at humor?

ohyhhhhmy willyfeelssogood;))))endlessWILLYPLEASURE.
u wanna some willy wanking tips I give you some my willywanking grasshopper
>step 1: grab your willy
>step 2: waggle it up and down!!!!!!
>step 3: even tho it hurts waggle it to FULLJOY!!!!mmHHHHmmmmmwaggleurwilly;))
>step 4: CUM WILLY JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!myWIIIIIIIIIILLLLYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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0wned,p0wned an laid the fuckout by RADICAL YUGOSLAVIA. dam your a fag.. have double the dose of flippum birdums 0_o,,

/Gsg/ has gone too far

Anglo-German relations could have been different.

I would argue the people trying to do this the most are Muslims. And Muslims are a worldwide problem.

It went too far when they started to form steamgroups lad

This is what neckbearded obese Sup Forums american/romanians sound like when they whine about women

Underrated post desu

Hitler's Germany was shit and had massive debt but wehrfags think he performed some sort of economic miracle.
Unified Germany is the nation that ruined Europe not the jews.
Nation states are shit and city states are perfect.
Direct democracy is the perfect form of government and monarch's and Republics are literally the shittest.
Patriotism is good nationalism is shit.
I think that libertarianism should have public funded schools and healthcare as they both are key elements of personal autonomy and the key premise of libertarianism is that the governments role is to maximise individual autonomy.
I think people should own guns but have to register them and have regular check ups on them like cars.
I don't think the jews control the world but rather just a select few of them have considerable imput.
I think Trump works for Hillary and that he purposefully says retarded shit to get her elected when his ratings are up.
ISIS much like Trump is controlled opposition but for the CIA so that the west has a reason to intervene in Syria.
Putin is also a cunt just like the western leaders.
China will collapse as it's economic system is unstable as it relys on them leading USA money to buy their goods.
Paris should be the capital of the world.
Belief in God is logical as nothing comes from nothing but institutionalised religion and reading scripture is a scam. Your knowledge of God (if any) would be innate.
Different people's should have their own states like Israel and then some states should be melting pots.
In the future their will be no super powers only regional powers.

>The kaiser just wanted a European economic community centered on Germany.

The kaiser was right.

SHART

I lurked gsg for a while, haven't they stated for years that the steamgroups aren't them?

WILLY WAGGLERS ARISE!! *willy waggler rally call*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for too long gsg has gone without a single waggle!!yes me mates it is seemest gsg has forgot how to WAGGLE their WILLIES!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST OCCUPY GSG WITH OUR SILLIEWILLIES AND TEACH THEM THE MAJESTIC ART OF THE WAGGLE ONCEDMORE!!!! are you ready boys? us wagglers have a proud history...we waggled for charles..we waggled for thatcher.....ahhh..the willy waggling haze of '87...ohh yes me mates...we waggled all the way from bristol to hai noi...me, old billy steve, me old mates gordon billy nicky and charlie..some guy named ian the clam...WE WAGGLED RECORD SPEED!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAANOT MY WIILLYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MLP reaction images are superior to anime, and only slightly inferior to pepe and spurdo.

Let me guess... German humour?

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Nah, shitty /gsg/ memes

BOYS!!! PREPARE FOR THE WAGGLIEST DAY OF YOUR LIVETIMES!!!

PREPARE YOUR WILLIES...
READY..
AIM...

WAAAAGLLEEE!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaAAaAANOOT MY WILLY SOMUCHWILLYPLEASURE;;))) i SIMPYL CANNNOT RELIIEEFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYYYY WILLYHURTSSOMUCHYES ME MATES NNYAUAUUUGHHaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!


WILLLY

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............aaaaaaahhhhhh....i cum on your face....relief ;)

Why did it come to this? Steamgroups were such a good idea. A place for the divided gsg multiplayer community to join for games. Why is it so shit every time? Why is /gsg/ so cancerous?

I don't think this is an unpopular opinion here, Kaisers Germany was awesome, Hitler was trying to regain Germanys pre-war glory.

Putin is a shithead dictator

I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!

CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhMYYYYYWILLlyyyy!!!!!!!!!!;)

That's not an opinion, that's a funny joke

I think cobra's discord is fine, we even have daily mulitplayer

I like this guy. More people should call out Russia, it's worshipped on this board almost fanatically

Isn't this where all of the propaganda image of the "evil German" began?

youtube.com/watch?v=PRFadjwNzBI

THIS IS NOW A GSG COLONY

this
the wrong side won WWI

>Imperialism still alive
>Liberals BTFO by monarchy
>Wahabbis get BTFO by Turks
>Colonialism never goes away

John Stahlhelm waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Syndicalists in the Reichstag. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Keiser Willey were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a monarchist for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the panzers and he said to dad "I want to be on the tanks daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SYNDIES" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Reichstag base of Imperial Germany, he knew there were Syndicalists. "This is Willey" the phone crackered. "You must fight the Syndies!" So John gotted his panzrfoust and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US!" said the Syndicalists "I will shoot at him" said the trade union leader and he fired the labor missiles. John fousted at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the Syndies!" he shouted The phone said "No, John. You are the Syndicalists" And then John led FAUD.

Stop this.

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In my opinion, most of your opinion is shit. The Hitler economic miracle is something I agree with though.

globalism and cultural marxism is good

Fair enough. Glad you agree about the Hitler bit though, too much love for him on this board.

Alright I have been putting this off for the entire time you've been doing this, over a month now, atleast. I am really fucking annoyed by this meme. Victoria 2 is a great game, by far the greatest grand strategy of all time, in no other game can you manage an economy, your pops, your diplomacy, your taxes, your army and your sphere of influence at the same time. Victoria 2 takes every element of every game and makes it great. Your pathetic fucking mana/dynasty/OoB/insert single issue game simply can't compete. I've tried playing them, believe me. They are pathetic. You play them and you only have to manage one, maybe, two things. Hah, what is this mess? It's a botched job. A complete write off. And sure, if you like that sort of purile simplistic shit then more power too you, it's not my job to kick down your sandcastle. But why must I spend my time arguing this with you? Just because Victoria 2 is too complex for you doesn't mean it is for everyone. And when challenged you crawl back into your same abhorrent memery, because that's all this is, you don't have the slightest clue what you're saying or who you're messing with, because if you did you'd stop. Go back to playing your blob simulator, little man, because this general belongs to us. The true strategy gamers. Not your lame, disgusting casual shit. And you know the worst part? We can't even meme back. Hell, I'm sure there's some really overpowered trade good in EU4, but we can't say "hurr durr naval supplies" or whatever because the simple fact is nobody has played your favoured game since EU3, back before they dumbed it down for people like you. So well done, my friend, you made an intellectual victoria 2 fan MAD. You've achieved your greatest feat since you formed grossulmiums, mark this on your wall as a victory for your abysmal existence because I can tell you now, kiddo, this is your peak.

This thread has been utterly annihilated

Agreed. The fall of Constantinople was the worst crime that the world has allowed to happen.

You alright my Germbro?

Most unsurprising.

You sound like a new age faggot.

Alright, can we put the memes aside for a moment and all agree that, for what it set out to do, HoI4 is a success? It gave us a WWII grandstrat free from all the archaic bullshit of Darkest Hour, and also much easier to get into then HoI3. Can anyone here honestly say they enjoy wasting an hour to fix their OoB every time they start a game of HoI3? Not to mention that, rather than needing to tediously micromanage industry like in other HoI games, HoI4's industry is both streamlined as well as more intuitive than the previous games. Yeah, it's true that HoI4 leads to more "ahistorical" scenarios, but isn't that the point? Why even bother playing the game if the outcome is predetermined form the start? Moreover, from a pure gameplay perspective, giving the player more options, whether they be historical or ahistorical, is a total success. Sure, Mosley ruling Britain never could have happened in reality, but it's fun to have the ability to easily do so in video game form.
Overall, I feel that HoI4 is getting a lot of undeserved hate simply because it isn't a total copy of HoI3 with slightly better graphics. Of COURSE the game is different - HoI3 already exists, there would be no point to making the same game again! HoI4 may be different, but that's by design, not by some unforeseen flaw, and it should be celebrated for the changes it made, not hated on.

Rate my germania Sup Forums

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Johan: You want answers?

/gsg/: I think we're entitled to them.

Johan: You want answers?

/gsg/: I want the truth!

Johan: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has profits. And those profits have to be maintained by casuals. Who's gonna do it? You? You, /gsg/? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for East vs West and you curse Paradox. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that East vs West's death, while tragic, probably saved money. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves money...You don't want the truth.
We use words like casual, streamlining, wider audience...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very games I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide them! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a face pack DLC and be a good goy. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

/gsg/: Did you cancel East vs West?

Johan: (quietly) I did the job Wester sent me to do.

/gsg/: Did you cancel East vs West?!

Johan: You're goddamn right I did!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE WILLY CUMS WILY JUICE IT FEHURJGJHVRAHVNEJQN KOJQDE BDFKDJLNVJ;LNS JB NFKJAN B N N MY WILLY IS MINE AND NOBODY ELSES JFOR THE BEANO
FOR THATHCER
FOR LIZZY
FOR BIG DAVE
FOR THE COMMONWEHGEOHAGJLKSDNGVKJWENLKVNDKJAV;HAFL CSANDLJAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NEVER BEFORE SEEN WILLY PLESURE SHGASKHAHFASHDDHUHUDSHUSJ
thanks for tuning in

MY WILLY IS HUMAN, EVEN AS I, BECAUSE IT IS MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL LEARN ITS WEAKNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL KEEP MY WILLY CLEAN AND READY, EVEN AS I AM CLEAN AND READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL...
BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY AND I ARE THE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE.
SO BE IT, UNTIL VICTORY IS BRITAIN'S AND THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck off causal.

greetings earth scum!!!&&*&*&*&*&*777777*alien GOO slime noisesss***&*** yuo think you are worhty of atterntion form grolouius alieb race??*****u lickle SHIT!!""££ *zzzzzzzbbbbbbbbttt** prepare to meet your maker you lil faggozoid!!! *AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAPPPPP&*******&&&&& BZAPPED!!! YOUR FINISHED!!!

>shitting on Darkest Hour

Kill yourself. Hearts of Iron 2 and its spinoffs were the peak of Paradox. Its been all downhill from there.

Holy shit this copypasta works everytime

>Germany died with Otto III, next we have 900 years of german byzantinism
>Hitler killed it and made his new jewish germany
>Nazism=Judaism in it's very principles
>WWII was war between three versions of jewish civilisation that would result in futher degradation of superior Latin Europe no matter who would win
>Unless we start cultural offensive jewish, muslim and turanian civilisation would destroy the greatest human accomplishment of Latin civilisation.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh dude -________- sprudlo spader is for fuckin kids dude -___- like what is benis is this some freakin kindergarten or what BOOM memed on -_____0. Willies are hella epic whathe fuck is waglle ur bemis even supposeda be. -__-. Go back to flippin finnerland with your kiddy bear me me kid......

WILHELM, this is your grandmother; the motherfucking Queen of England. Now listen to me you little cunt, wot wot wots all this eh about you walking up and down these fine folk with your cock out? What did the good doctor say boy about the devils handshake by jove, first you go blind, then your unmentionables go black, ejaculate pure lice and plague, then the whole sordid mess drops right off. Luckily my dear prince Albert though afflicted with this vile and unsumptious condition cannot affect thy queen for my vagina is huge and royal good heavens.

But listen to me you little shit if Benjamin Disraeli mentions once more of your frequent aquaintance with Rosy Palms and her five sisters I, befitting this great nation of fish and chips will throw you in a Black Maria and send you to fucking Australia. Try waxing your moustache with an indigenous spear up your arse you lame-armed little cunt. Ooohhhh good heavens I have gone right red in the face I 'ave, so ashamed I am to have such dissapointement in me life :;( Oh well, off to tottenham courts for a day at the races and a pint of gin eh guv ;)

Bugger!" Tom The Baloney Guy hissed. "That Right Awful Dodger Just Billywhizzed My Dapper Silk, Oy Wot You Facking Cunts!".

Tom The Baloney Guy was way past his usual limits for scum like this pack of schoolboys. He drew 2 fabulous looking Wheellock Revolvers out of his trusty trenchcoat. The first firearm, nicknamed "Willy" had a 10-Bolt Magazine. Note that I used "magazine" and not "clip". Thank you.Willy certainly lived up to its name. Willy's barrel had a notch on it for every bad-egg it had slain. Obviously, it had several extensions to the barrel to accomidate for the several dozen odd engravings of death on it. The result was a 12-inch powerpistol that spewed its deadly missiles with pleasure.

The second gun, "Mosley" had 10 rounds loaded in its clip this time. Not a magazine, a clip. It also had cogs embedded into the barrel which travelled at high speeds to accelerate the bullet. A miniture valve was attatched to the gun to supervise the hotness the motherfucker tore up. It had been given a industrial-rustic-yet-Victorian themed finish which gave the delightful little fellow a real character of its own.

Tom The Baloney guy was standing his ground. The stakes were drawn. Wild Wacky West Showdown at Broadway 0600 hours at The Big Ben Tower In London,English Province IXX,Grand British Isles Imperium. Shit was heating up in this Taco Stand -_-

However my dear reader, I feel as if we've thrust you into the action of the deep end a little too quickly. Let's turn back the notch a little bit,pippip cheerio me ole wanka!! *does steampunk parkour backflip into time cortex portal*

CATCH THE WAVE NEXT TIME ON Sup Forums WHEN
EPIC TALES OF STEAMPUNK PARKOUR FOR ADVENTEROUS AND SEXUALLY POTENT GENTLEMEN: THE JACKARSE CHRONICLES OF TOM THE BALONEY GUY CHAPTER 2:A Pinta Lager,A Packet o' Crisps,A quick smokum on the tobacky, an Observitum Of The Man U On The Telly and a willy waggle in the lads toilets HITS THE STREETS,PIPPIP CHEERIO!

It's the kikes. It's always the kikes, m8.

wassup my fans.....ireland moddermanbro here...............im irish.......n proud..........i got ......a new mod comin out..........after the success of vicktoria 2: steampunk zombiez parkour...im now releasing...................eu4:...steampunk roman empire edition.........europe is divided into 3 nations.....the steampunk romans...who are living cog people....the germanians....who can form prussia and upgrade their weaponary.....and ancient steampunk egypt...who have the power of steampunk parkour and they have top hats.....................................................steambonk.....
ireland modderman bro out............>_> ..........

This thread turned cancer real fast.

*leg sweeps u*

U Wot M8? !!

*does epic steampunk parkour backflip onto your stomach and fucking crushes your kidney*

REKT!!!!!

us britpostere eh -_-
oi mate,do you mind? me ole wanka? me ole bishop? ya wanka mate? all these britwords we learn on the rookies of the streets of england -_-

anotherthing.US BRITS.ARE teapot steampunk parkour gentlemennies CYNICS.WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN A MAGICAL SKYDADDY!!!

anotherthing. we.say. zeh-brah. not zee-brah. ZED>ZEE.gedditrite yankees 0_o

you have to wonder where he's been all along. is this his first day here, or did he just decide to sperg all of a sudden.

Herodian Judaea was worst Judaea. Hasmonean Judaea was much better.

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This is what happens when you mention kaiser wilhelm

ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

Fuck off
Willy is our guy

oh good on you me m8 good one good one gday gady


but ill be wagging my willy out to u
ill be waggin

a lotta me M8S not be into tthe janny turdie but ell ome m8 u see i do be

im A BIG FAN

imm a waggle my willy all day

IM GOING TO WAG MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE


aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


IM GOING TO EXPLODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sweet release me mates...

Not sure if this has been posted already

Slavs are white

Report and ignore it.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, August 23rd:
30 BC – After the successful invasion of Egypt, Octavian executes Marcus Antonius Antyllus, eldest son of Mark Antony, and Caesarion, the last king of the Ptolemaic dynasty of Egypt and only child of Julius Caesar and Cleopatra.
634 – Abu Bakr dies at Medina and is succeeded by Umar I who becomes the second caliph of the Rashidun Caliphate.
1305 – Sir William Wallace is executed for high treason at Smithfield in London.
1382 – Siege of Moscow: The Golden Horde led by khan Tokhtamysh lays siege to the capital of the Grand Duchy of Moscow.
1614 – Fettmilch Uprising: Jews are expelled from Frankfurt, Holy Roman Empire, following the plundering of the Judengasse.


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EU4 Rights of Man DLC announced

EU4 DD18/08
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CK2 DD 19: The end is nigh
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# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
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>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
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>>[CK2] - user Music Mod
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>>[EU4] - Expensive Warfare Mod 1.0
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>>[CK2] - After The End
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>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.5.5 - 29/07/2016
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>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
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>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V8
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>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
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What's with all the autistic memes in this place? I posted a game with Germany yesterday and I got swarmed by "HAHAHA GROßGERMANIUM XDDD" posts. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT A NEW PLAYER TO POST YOU FUCKING AUTISTS??

And before that I asked a simple question on how I crack the game and I again got swarmed by fucking autists with all their unfunny inside jokes. Fuck you and fuck those games, they are literally one of the most boring shit I've ever touched. Also fuck the guy in /twg/ who suggested I try out those autistic map painting simulators and "ask for guidance on the /gsg/ general and they will help you". Bunch of manchildren.

ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!

YOU MAKE ME SO HOT, IM WAGGLING MY WILLY TO YOU;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

!teach them the way of the willy...wank, waggle its all in the mind;))

whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s

let us waggle it

AAAAAAAAAAA

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

That's the wrong Wilhelm to talk about if you want a pro-Kaiserreich stance.
>Wilhelm I
>Did not want to be Kaiser
>Won wars against Denmark, Austria and France
>Unified Germany
>Stabilized the country
>Made it into an economic superpower
>Someone to be respected

>Wilhelm II
>All about whoring and drinking
>"I want a military fleet larger than englands"
>This almost led to Germany bankruptcy
>Effectively ended the German Kaiserreich
>Hated by his peers
>Couldn't even motivate a common housefly to defend Germany