Pitch the Harley Quinn spinoff movie

Pitch the Harley Quinn spinoff movie

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OK picture this:

>nothing ever gets made because promises mean shit

a not shit performance and not shit writing

Oscarbait about the love triangle between ivy joker and harley.
In the end its the status quo of harley with joker and ivy constantly trying to move her away with varying levels of temporary sucess.

Harley VS MUD-FACE:Ultimate Edition Version 1
version 2 will be released on dvd/blue-ray

After breaking out of Belle-Reve at the end of suicide squad with the Joker, the couple go on a rampage of Gotham City. Batman occupied recruiting members of the Justice League leaves Gotham unprotected. The Joker is murdered by Mud-Face. Mud-Face and Harley have an epic fight. The Joker wasn't actually dead. Poison Ivy has an origin story. Tie-In with Suicide Squad 2. Tie in with the Justice LEague, various scenes of Bat-man in Atlantis, space, etc.
Tie In with Man of Steel 2.
Film is 3 hours long

...hol up.

Okay hear me out.

A 2 hour long nude scene.

Better known as Nikers.

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn relocate to Bludhaven, where they seduce Right-wing together.

>It's just two hours of Harley naked on the sofa, bingewatching Netflix shows and making comments about it every so often.
>Sometimes you see her walk into an off-screen kitchen for something to eat or drink
>One part of the movie is just half an hour of her chatting with Ivy on the phone

how the fuck would the joker even get a batsuit?

An extended adaptation of all the Harley-centric episodes of BTAS.

Flesh out her background with stuff taken out from Mad Love. Throw in some comical Joker/Harley moments like in Harlequinade. Add some Ivy and Harley shenanigans. Bring back the negative elements of her Joker relationship that got cut from Suicide Squad. Have the final act be angry ans misunderstood Harley tearing through the city like in Harley's Day Off.

It ends with her in the hospital/Arkham realizing Joker is trash and teases a Poison Ivy ending to get that pandering money.

Post credits is Harley getting a gift from Joker to start the honeymoon cycle over ala Mad Love.

Sounds like this kinky Webcam shows

Harley quinn, batman, the joker, WW, superman, cyborg, the flash, and The fish whisperer all in 1 action packed 3 hour long movie

>Pitch the Harley Quinn spinoff movie
Do I have to be sober?

>The fish whisperer

I honestly do think if they do the harley quinn film something like this they will have a smash sucess critics will love it for sure they will at least get an academy nomination and its a good film so it wont be a dud with audiences.

Plus if it has only a few action scenes they can probably get it filmed and released pretty quickly.

Explore her abusive relationship and ask some serious questions about how she gave up her life and career to put her life in danger for a man who effectively hates her. Basically, I want her fans to ask themselves why.

>the fish whisperer
They always underestimate the king of the seas.

His kingdom is where I send my pee

Harley gets gangbanged for two hours.

>his kingdom is over 70% of the entire planet
I'm sure your pee never even touches fish whisperer

I would actually watch this.

I love watching softcore solo porn when I'm hungover

Deadpool but for quirky girls.

>The fish whisperer

I laughed, yet I feel bad.

Intense 2 hour anak scene

I take cruises just so that I can pee out in the middle of the Atlantic

Harley has a an adventure fighting terrorists at the zoo, it all ends in at a nearby water park. Huntress apears in her Jim Lee short shorts outfit

Fat girls who shop at Hot Topic have a LOT of disposable income. Even if it sucks, we'll be selling XXL t-shirts by the crate.

120 minutes of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy just hanging out together in their underwear doing girly shit with strong lesbian overtones.

Also fucking.

Harley Finds a box...
Then She Gets In The Box.

Explore Joker and Harley's relationship
Make it abusive but in a subtle way so as to not turn off the new fans of it
Then go into gotham city sirens introduce poison ivy and catwoman

Have them try to steal something or stop some cheap misogynistic villain

print money

But that'd be a MGS mivie

Birds of Prey vs. The Gotham City Sirens.

Ultimate chick flick superhero movie.

Batgirl
Black Canary
Huntress
Katana

vs

Harley Quinn
Poison Ivy
Catwoman
Livewire

The plot involves the sirens stealing shit for one of Ivy's plans and the birds attempting to stop them.

They all must ultimately join forces when Livewire goes off her rocker and attempts to do something something

>Livewire

user there's a reason is called Gotham City Sirens

WB have green lit the project, and Harley Quinn is the most popular thing to come out of a film that will finish with $750 million in box office. Sure, its not happening

God who cares?

Livewire is perfect merchandising badgirl bait for women.

>Not Catwoman
user pls

They're ALL perfect merchandising badgirl bait for women tard.

Then why do you single out Livewire?.

Batgirl - nerdy chick
Black Canary - Rocker chick
Huntress - slutty chick
Katana - girl power badass chick

Harley Quinn - Punk/rebel slut
Ivy - nerdy slut
catwoman - classy slut
livewiere - rocker slut

it writes itself merchandising wise.

Why do you assume I'm the same person? Also that user prob singled out livewire beause s/he wa respnding to the other user who singled out livewiere becacuse she's not from Gotham.

Yeah, but I want it to end in a colossal fuckup in both direction, with the end scene being a contrast of batgirl and quinn going to bruce and j respectively with their tails between their legs.

If I was Jared Leto, I wouldnt be comfortable having a bigger role in a Harley Quinn movie than in a Batman movie

If I was Jared Leto, I'd be already uncomfortable with being lied to.

Rich in money, poor in sense

Nah, they both gotta win somehow.

That's why they have to team up.

Harley, Catwoman and Poison Ivy roadtrip movie while being chased by some DC assassin group who cares which

Throw in sprinkles of Bats and Joker.

Maybe Harley is trying to be more independent and thought of a plan herself or she has some mission from Joker.
Ivy is just following her out of affection or maybe she has her own goals.
Catwoman follows out of greed or is forcibly roped into the conflict.

Anyways, they are being chased theres some flashbacks for the new characters.


Yes theres a macguffin they need to get that the assassins dont want them to get. Theres twists and turns but the 3 girls unite together!

I mean fuck it use Batman villains in EVERYTHING except the Batman movies!

This.

This right here. This type of thinking is the problem. This is why we can't have nice things.

FUCK YOU

and yours is where we send our farts and poop.
except it´s not even YOUR kingdom

Call it Gotham City Sirens, borrow elements from movies like Adventures in Babysitting in that Harley and Ivy escape Arkham for a night out on the town. Have them cross the mob in some fashion where they end up stealing something the mob desperately wants back sending hired villians after them. Bring in Black Canary as a new hero trying to make a name for herself in gotham try to bring em back to arkham, have Katanna sent by waller to bring back Harley, and have The Huntress come in to take whatever Harley and Ivy stole so she can use it against the Mob. At the end of the movie Black Canary, Huntress and Katanna ar contacted by Oracle to have them work for her as the Birds of Prey.

Batgirl beats Harley, setting up a Batgirl movie.

Easy.

Alternatively:

>Joker being chased by cops/capes in car
>Wipes Harleys make up off, stabs in stomach, ditches in road
>Cops stop to help Harley, thinking she is a hostage
>Joker gets away
>Harley gets put in Arkham next to Ivy
>They become friends, talking
>They break out
>Thelma and Louise roadtrip except with lesbian makeouts, crime, cape fights
>Journey across the country to get back at joker
>Harley instantly flips to being Jokers puppet again
>Joker shoots Ivy
>Harley freaks, stabs joker
>Rides into the sunset carrying Ivy

>Ivy/Harley faggotry
>Harley caring for Ivy over J
>Thelma and Louise
>Harley wanting to get back at Joker
FUCK OFF

So wait, you're mad at the idea that they don't fuck up massively and go running to their male love interests?

Sweet. Shame it'll never happen

No, I'm mad at whenever we have a villain crew , they have to end up being good guys by facing an even bigger threat, either by teaming up with the good guys, or on their own. I want villains doing villainy things.

The reverse with batgirl was just an afterthought, to have a mirror scene, since harley will end up going back to joker after her girl-time anyway.

I mean I can understand that for the most part, but considering the roster for the sirens, there's a whole shit load of morally grey in there, which just means "we'll help if it threatens ourselves too".
You want villains doing villainy things, you go to shit like the Legion of Doom.

nah, Harley cares for Mistah J over Ivy, thats why she lets Joker shoot her in the first place, hell she still runs back to him after he stabs her in the stomach and flips her into the freeway

she just ALSO cares for Ivy

I think it would be better if she just like pushed Joker out the way and tries to help Harley, and Joker is so shocked he doesnt to anything till Harley has already peaced out, at which point Batman gets Joker while hes distracted with anger

the point of Harley has ALWAYS been battered wife syndrome, and that shit may account for A FUCK OF A LOT, but even brainwashing+stockholm on top of one sided if genuine love isnt forever

she would still have went with him if he hadnt shot her friend, and will probably still go back to him later if she doesnt get significant help (which she wont, as DC exists in an exaggerated parody of the american justice and mental health system)

plus it gives you Harley trying to get back with Joker after he sees her as failing him completely by going against him even once and completely doesnt trust her, which is a good b plot string

was this from a deleted scene in SS?

We take the money and blow it all on coke, then cancel the film. Literally the best possible outcome for all involved.

The fact that they are morally grey (as if. maybe catwoman. If you read sirens, ivy and harley are full villains.) doesn't mean they have to go white. They can also go black, on occasion. A bloody catfight orgy is more entertaining than a team up.

It's a 2 and a half hour drama starring med-school Harley as she survives school, a bad home life, and the stressors of living in Gotham. We watch her rise to adversity, and finally right the ship of her life as she becomes a fully developed, independent woman.

Last minute of the film is just a long walk to the Joker's cell for their first session. No music.

Here's my idea: fucking cancel it.

nah, end of sirens shows it best. she'll do anything for him if he's there. the rebel phase is just as long as they're away.

Where's his neck? Did this guy become Batman?

You guys are thinking too small. I want Harley's wacky adventures in space! Lanterns and other cosmic characters play some part I guess

So basically this issue?

Nah. It's a cheerful sexy comedy as gymnast harley gets into uni and fucks her way into grades.
Final scene is the same.

>Ivy - nerdy slut
Sup Forums has a very weird view on Ivy that isn't even considered on 99% of her appereances, just because you want to make her an insecure cuck dork for Harley.

eh i see it more as he tried to make her into a thing that was his, so that she has nothing but him, is nothing but a reflection of him (because he is super narcissistic and self centered about everything except batman, so creating a woman in his image would be like the ultimate masturbatory self congratulation), but threw her away one too many times till she found something else in the gutter she liked

and caring about something, someone other than the joker (not herself, just someone other than the joker) would be a new thing for harley and probably open up all sorts of now very painful memories of being harleen

she would still go back to him, still do anything for him, still love him just as much, but he wouldnt see it like that because as soon as she likes/respects/loves ANYTHING but him, shes ruined and not perfect anymore, so no matter how hard she tries he wouldnt put her back at his side, just keep her around to fuck with even harder

because thats how abusers treat people

You miss the fun thing about Harley. He didn't try to break her. He was just his usual, manipulating lying self. As Batman said, he used his stories numerous times.

She just fell for him.

nah in the SS movie he broke her. torture and shit, apparently prostitutes her out whenever he feels like it.

DCEU movies aint DC comics

that said he probably didnt have try, as brainwashing and fucking people up is probably automatic for any Joker incarnation (as per just giving everoyne whicher story Joker thinks is funniest/fits the moment/will get him what he wants), and Harleen DID actually like Joker, and probably still does on some level

>DCEU movies aint comics
Of course, that's what's wrong in them. But in a "how would you make your film if you could, Sup Forums" I can follow my own aesthetics.

I thought that was about giving her a kid, since Enchantress shows her wish of having a normal family life with 2 kids with him. Except when I thought about it, since she got the same chemical bath he did, wouldn't she be sterile too?

The funny thing about Harley is that SHE actually likes Joker, but he doesn't like her DESPITE having got together

because its funny

I miss when joker was funny

(Hey Mistah Jay, wanna rev up your Harley? No. He doesn't. Unless its funny. Or Batman is watching.)

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>rev up your Harley
Batman TAS had some great Harley Quinn moments

>joker fingerfucking harley during a robbery while she's on her period, just to be able to say to batman "wooops! Looks like you caught me red handed!"

Then everyone made Harley jokes. Arkham City has a fuck wanting "a ride on the Harley" during your first time in the Steel Mill.

Por que no los dos?
And I have read Sirens, they weren't THAT villainous.

>they weren't that villainous
Ivy was. And Harley at the final chapters was too, definitely.

>why not both
Because catfight > team up. Why have both when one is superior?

...

Harley doing some le random thing and finds a little kid
Little kid is some sort of Task Force X human experiment and Harley decides to save the kid or somethin.

Combination of Mad Love and Gotham City Sirens, but instead of the ending where she betrays everybody for the Joker, she seems like she's betraying everybody but double crosses the Joker at the last second.

...

Joker and Harley should just break up. So they wouldnt have to cram Joker or Batman in there

Bizarro copy that!