>be gary "sucks on a fat" johnson

>spend 30k on memes
>no one can name a single johnson meme
>not even complete flops or forced failures
>wait no
>there was that "here comes dat gary johnson" unicycle meme
>"that'll be $30,000.00 plus tip"

Lolbertarians unironically want this retard to be in charge of the greatest country on earth.

spending 30,000$....

*shakes his pretty boy anime face head with slight grin*
Huh
*looks up with deep penetrating anime teen boy eyes*
really makes you think about things doesn't it?

why do you do the things you do

I unironically got some of that money by greenposting in Sup Forums threads

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I also remember "why pick the right nut or left nut when you can have the Johnson." Guess that makes it $15,000/meme.

Wow, it was an actual photoshoot. I never saw this. How embarrassing.

Well that was a waste of money.

Gary Johnson is not libertarian, how the fuck did he win the nomination in his party Petersen would have been a much better candidate?

Are you ready to feel the Johnson meme?

the free market will make him win if he truly deserves it

Only based candidates get memes.

There was one where it said "Why have two nuts when you can have the full Johnson"

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Tell us more user

>"why pick the right nut or left nut when you can have the Johnson."

>captcga:stop 420

>johncuck spends 30k on making memes
>trump supporters make memes for trump for free

>US """politics"""
>Not a circus
what the fuck

just end this shit

>greatest country on earth.

Do amerifats still believe this?

He's copying what some Australian politician did but he did an actual photoshoot instead of a photoshop.

>Hudson Hongo
SAVAGE

Better than your country, Mohammed.

name one better, Muhammad

>no one can name a single johnson meme
DUDE WEED LMAO
It's his entire campaign

Switzerland

I don't think so Jamal.

>30k for memes

hope they were dank

paid memes cannot be dank, Kek does not abide that

>can't turn right on red
>must name your child something approved by the gov't
>have to bag your own groceries at stores
>better than america

hahaha nice try faggot

first post, worst post.

The Free Market will fix it.

#RideTheJohnson
#JohnsonsOutForGaryJohnson

I unironically like this one

>$30,000
/pol does it for free

>mfw I can't believe they thought dat boi was a good meme.

the invisible hand of the free market wants trump to win

yeah but not for a shit candidate like Gary "YUUUUUGE" Johnson

Somalia

not all of us

>#hillary2016

I don't know anything about Somalia except for pirates so yeah i guess you got me there. pirates are infinitely better than the US

kek

that's one limp johnson

Gary Johnson more like Gay Johnson

sad honestly

SAVAGE

>>must name your child something approved by the gov't
>people actually care about their culture
>amerisharts find this bad

>>>can't turn right on red
superior system

>>have to bag your own groceries at stores
we ain't lazy

>>better than america
countries within europe are objectively better than america

>poo in flag

*slams my arm against your throat*
Back the fuck off???!!!

>sharters have begun seeing poo everywhere
lad... it's time to take a break

>spending 30 grand on dick jokes

>There goes another victim of the meme adiction

>professional memes

>Money well spent!
Gary, probably.

Ted Cruz has more meme strength than Johnson. Kek.

>Pic related.

>Gamef48t

What did kek mean by this?

>ameridiot """"""""""""politics"""""""""""""

Both of your countries are liberal shitholes, buddies.

>THE DELEGATES DONALD. OR ELSE JFK GETS IT.

>spawns the best meme of this campaign
>loses
Checkmate, internet marketers.

Easily.

Here's another """""""""""meme"""""""""" from the facebook page

is he running for president of the US or president of fedora tipper club?

so cringy
and 0 creativity whatsoever

It wasn't even a shoot, it's a shop. There's a stock photo with the same juggling unicycle without Gary.

wow he's just like us young millenials

Half of the """""""""""""""""memes""""""""""""""""""" are just twitter screencaps lmao

i mean look at this.

Johnson/Van Houten 2016

>when third world countries try to front on the land of the free

Millhouse is more of a meme than this faggot.

What is this, Jews backing Jews?

>Shitposted a few years ago about being 80k$ in debt for a meme creator degree in an American college and only getting paid 40k$/year creating top memes
>It's actually a job in America

Joke country

U MAD BRO?

Super PAC's arent directed by the candidate. It's boosters spending their money how they see fit. Nothing wrong with that.

>LYIN' TED
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH

...good times

She will always be my one true waifu

this one is bretty good

>checked
>checked again
Yep, they're matching. Also /thread.

Trump doesn't need to pay for memes, because he is one. He's a living, glorious meme. Gary's a loser.

no way

Why is there Aquafresh under his name? Is he a an upside-down toothpaste?

This one is pretty good. I won't lie.

>mfw gary becomes president trough ironic memes

i ked'd

>plus tip

kek

This reminds me of M$ trying to cool.

>there was that "here comes dat gary johnson" unicycle meme

That was someone from Sup Forums making fun of his embarrassing lack of memes.

pic related is the closest I can find , it's like the fetus of a meme destined for abortion

Where does one even procure dank memes? Is there a meme store?

They could have just hired me for 1/10th of the price and I would have shilled this board so fucking hard something would have gotten through

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Meanwhile trump didn't spend shit and the memes are literally overflowing

>gary would have paid for this

>$30,000 meme

>tfw the $30,000 wasted is the meme
I can think of 30,000 reasons why Gary should not run.

>Poor and hungry? Throw away the crusts from your bread
BRILLIANT

too bad your limeyvote doesnt count

Not as bad as the six million (oy vey!) Hillary has spent Correcting the Record™.

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>this is real

Has Gary Johnson become the new Jeb?

cheese and butter are expensive.

You're so fucking gay