I read a story where a guy had magic acid (didn't affect him because he held the source blade) and he put it on his hand and branded his girl with his handprint that way. Was intense and made me understand the appeal, but in retrospect it's not compelling to my dick.
Kevin Gonzalez
>branding
OH YES
ADVERTISE
NO TRADEMARKS YOU'RE SUCH A BAD GIRL
Nicholas Brooks
Posting good SU cosplay? posting good SU cosplay.
Bentley King
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Nathaniel Scott
>Jasper gets healed >stays a bad guy, actively trying to defeat the Crystal Gems for revenge >when shit hits the fan and Homeworld invades, she shows up out of the blue to help the Crystal Gems because nobody, not even another Diamond, can cheat her out of her revenge
Gavin Ortiz
Damn That reminds me, I wanted to collect all "sporty" alternate outfit Jaspers so that I may look at them. Skintight material only please, nothing flowy or the least bit baggy
Brayden Wood
protect that smile
Alexander Ortiz
I'd freeze if I saw her irl, even before the show existed
Lots of these make for a good background. You can also just throw rendered art on them, like this.
Henry Cook
>no Vidalia to tell you how much she hates you
Chase Watson
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Jayden Ramirez
boobies
Landon Russell
>tfw no gf who kinda looks like sadie and lets me call her mommie
Brandon Clark
>onion shrine nice thanks buddy, I think I'll keep a few Have some cute illegal-in-Australia bodies
Brayden Cruz
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Blake Hernandez
Noice.
Ethan Wright
these noses are wicked sick makes me want to browse /cgl/ for WIPs again, but that place consistently makes me depressed for a good 4 days I've always appreciated fat girls that dress well. Never had no trouble with normal sized girls, but fashionable fatties always eluded me. Just makes me want 'em more.
Mason Gutierrez
If the hair isnt photoshoped then it is a bretty gud cosplay. wonder how long would it take to make or find a wig like that.
Brody Wilson
Is this the Armstrong thread? Does anyone have the song?
Christian Green
No.
Alexander Price
Wow, thanks.
Adrian Adams
porl is THICC
Dylan Cook
Probably not -too- long, just a lot of skill. I think they use curling irons on a synthetic wig, which causes them to bend/melt into shape. You have to be careful or you'll end up with chunks of molten nylon, though.
Joseph Howard
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Matthew Garcia
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Carson Gonzalez
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Andrew Turner
Now, I don't know about you guys but I found this extremely fucking cute
Colton Flores
Now, I don't know about you guys but I find jaspearl extremely fucking cute
Elijah Perry
>So gay cant even think straight.jpg but yeah its cute.
Jonathan Foster
Now, I don't know about you guys but I find Stevidot extremely fucking cute
Cameron Rogers
Yeah, okay friend, your opinion is totaly fine, there is nothing anyone would say about your preferences.
Bentley Walker
Now, I don't know about you guys but I find Zuke extremely fucking shit
Carson Bailey
>"humans sure do love to waste their time on insignificant things" You know that's what she'll think deep down when she finds out about gay pride
Robert Brown
Now, I don't know about you guys, but I find foot fetishes extremely fucking strange
Dominic Hernandez
>pearl not knowing what a rainbow is
I don't believe it
Blake Gutierrez
You got JUKED by THE ZUKE!
Jack Nguyen
Great taste
Anthony Thomas
Now, I don't know about you guys but I also find jaspearl extremely fucking cute
Connor Russell
One of the worst things about Lauren retiring from Twitter is no more Peridot updates. Just a ping or two between shows would be fantastic.
Hudson Morris
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Liam Jackson
i find Jasperidot to be extremely fucking cute.
Leo Lewis
Is it me or is Pearl really inconsistent with how intelligent she is? I mean she built an entire space ship and helped build the drill out of pieces in Greg's garage. But then there are things like not knowing the concept of a joke and not knowing how to open a can.
Liam Morris
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Jose Jackson
There were a few updates after the Kindergarten Kid, and iirc that was after she left. She's probably just going to update it after Peridot episodes, though.
Dominic James
I don't know about you guys but I find Pearl/S extremely fucking cute
Brandon Jones
That pink haired dyke needs to stay away from Jasper's girl.
Sebastian Walker
Modern can opening mechanisms are a fairly recent development.
Hunter Long
I like the name Gearl more, I find it extremely fucking cute
Matthew Williams
Gem autism.
Mason Roberts
Sounds too much like Grearl.
Kayden Russell
That'd be nice, but it would be fun to see what Peri did in her non-screen time. After today It's probably hiatus until 2020 to 'punish' us for having a Steven Nuke over the summer, so updating the social side would be a good way to tide us over.
Lucas Scott
It's almost like she's an alien from outer space and has sequestered herself from the dealings of humanity for the last 5000 years
Robert Walker
>Pearl's whole butt can fit in Jasper's hand Wew.
Jace Ross
You can't say it without sounding like you're dying though.
Brandon Stewart
>knows what suburbs are >doesn't know about phone numbers damn it Steven has a phone, even Peridot's hip to an extent
Elijah Bell
It's a shame pearl with outlive her
Tyler Martin
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Kevin Edwards
She even used a phone to talk to Steven when he was floating above the Temple, Even Garnet can use one, giving us probably the best line of the show. They suffer from selective dumbness.
Brayden Jones
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Jordan Scott
Steven will figure something out like he will do with Connie >inb4 perma-Stevonnie
She knows what a phone is. She just didn't know what a phone number was.
Connor Butler
Damn this thread is dead. Are there any other Europeans or Australians here?
Ian Smith
No, you're literally the only one dude.
Kevin Russell
Australia here
Easton Morris
Australia isn't real.
Oliver Collins
That kind of small detail is interesting as it shows how alien they are. It suggests that their technology is based on a different type of mathematical construct. If the Wailing Stones aren't addressed by numerical order then how did they figure out how to dial the one they wanted? Similarly how do they direct the Warp Pads if there's no galactic numbering system. If Greg can interface with the Stones then there has to be some sort of logical pattern to the noises it makes. I know it's only a kids show and this isn't anything the Crewniverse have put any thought into but from a sci-fi point of view it's kinda cool.
Zachary Morris
Stevidot is cute.CUTE!
Evan Russell
How are you surviving over there m8?
Elijah Nelson
Is that a can of the Berg?
Alexander Price
Yes.
Jordan Phillips
eurodrawfag lurkin
Carter Jackson
As a Dutchfag I would find it fitting if you made a Heineken edit of this.