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turbo island edition

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it actually says "turbo islam"

FIRST

"little boy" "fat man" "enola gay" wtf who came up with these shit names

sue

Going on vacation to pen island

My dick charge a late night fee
Yo dick got tha HIV
My dick big as pumpkin
Yo dick look like Macaulay Culkin

the jews because nukes doesn't real

what's that word for when you over-qualify a word or phrase

youtu.be/ZVOIgPrDH7E?t=16m43s

...

tautology?

el ogros dos americanos...

dunno

bump

Equivocate?

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Is this the real thread?

el goblino de la boobie

>keep your head up, legs closed, eyes open

no not that one

i love this guy, he's the kind of shit i watch for hours on end when i'm hungover
forgottenweapons is hungover kino as welll

flag where

good baps but why is she flailing around

je ne t'aime plus mon amour

just drove half way across the city in the snow to buy a couple of 20 bags
havnt smoked in like 4 months
gonna fuck me over

im on fone fuk of di

marlboro reds are very strong

dunno then, let us know if you find out

can't lie i like a lass with huge boobs

what would you have called them then, genius

oooh that's a fancy word
check on the brain on this skinny fella

she needs to just do porn and be done with it

my negro
i watch forgotten weapons to fall asleep and steve whenever he puts a video out

will do boss

good lad
can't beat a being stoned in on a snowy day

NOW PLAYING:
Joe Jackson - Breaking Us In Two

My manifesto:

>-DESTROY the PBS (personal bollock scrotum)
>-GET RID OF (my) bollocks completely unless you're severely physically or mentally disabled (in which case get rid of yours too)
>-put out cigarettes on my sack and pour alcohol down my jap and PUT RESTRICTIONS around the blood supply to my scrote
>-national ballbusting service will be MANDATORY for all 16 year olds up until the age of 24
>-MAJORITY of my scrotum will be SCRAPPED and just made available for FREE to the top 1% of students
>-independent panel will be formed to ensure the abolishment of my tender sack
>-railways will be re-nationalised and tickets will be made CHEAPER and trains will be driven over my gonads
>-we will pursue a HARD BASHING on OUR TERMS of my danglers
>-a STRICT points-based immigration system will be brought in, stricter punishments for my bollocks
>-reinstatement of the death penalty in severe cases of testicles requiring punishment
>-nut cuts for working people below the 30k threshold and small businesses making below 500k net profit pa
>-tax increases on the mega rich and big companies and TOUGH ball bashings
>-BANNING of on-body in-tact scrotal sacks
>-BRITISH PEOPLE first when it comes to bollockular annihilation
>-MASSIVE incendiaries for British sperm manufacturing organs
>-STRICT regulation of male reproductive parts and TOUGH punishments for any and all ball sacks
>-COMPLETE restructuring of the British scrotum

daily dose

Thanks dude

>met a cute girl last night
>mfw i pulled down her skirt to find a dick
best night of my life, hit the fucking jackpot

willy's poking out of me jocks

Why haven't (You) yet escaped the clutches of monsieur Toilberg?

Didn't happen

superfluity
teehee ;)

yeah that definitely happened

clyp.it/k14tzp2j

change is in the air lads

waiting for mommy to bring home dinner

phwoar get a load of the fat arse the one on the right's got

related?

if you're gonna lie at least do it convincingly
try harder. it's more fun that way

LOVING the snow

kinda looks like a wheeler from return to oz

marlboro reds are the best cigs, but they're expensive as fuck
they proper twat the back of your throat when you inhale, which i really like

what the fuck is this shit? haven't you ever heard of vocaroo?

gay sod

Can't sleep gonna do an anime

g-girl?

was taking a photo and a tramp asked me for a ciggy said yeh sure mate without realising i had left me baccy at home
told him and apolagised for getting his hopes up
gave him 4 quid and a fat bud of weed

this but with a favela

which anime

>Takagi-san

GOOD choice, I imagine you wish you were Nishikata

which one lad?

what is this noncery

getting ready to do a poo lads

do you think your parents worry about you?

the ethiopian is a nonce
think less of him now

reminder drumpf watches this on tv for 18 hours a day

Bakuon

Suck my dick ho
You don't wanna try me
Get ya' ass robbed fuckin' with this pretty bitch
Hoes on my dick
Westside bitch
Suck my fuckin' dick bitch I'm rich like a trick

i can see why

he watches himself !?

y-yes

This pie chart proves that USA is #1 and everybody else sucks! Suck it rest of the world.

ah, just realised why youre in the literal third world

wuya was peng

YEAH I'M 6IX9INE WITH THE NINE ON THE REGULAR

what do ethiopians think about rastas?

when sue was about 16-20 she was more plain than she is now but she was still fit and better in a way because she looked more attainable

playing: Skyrim

FUCKING PRE-TEEN PUSSY ON THE REGULAR

bomb bomb plane

i've heard tec-9s jam a lot

so was eris

How's the study going lads?

More of a Kimiko man myself tbf, NEED my own shen gong wu though

GONG YI TAN PI

>cigarettes
youtu.be/0XHYPso7TXs

any lads here keep a diary

kept one for 2 nad a half years from early 2014 to mid 2016 but stopped because my life got too boring

listening to some rory gallagher

you using a perk/levelling mod? quite like them

I want to cream her holes.

tits or gtfo

Damn, your'e the last person that I thought would have nonce tendencies. FFS, lad.

listening to pink floyd's "the division bell"

not a bad album desu. get's too much flak

Kino literally

NIGGAS RUNNIN OUT THEY MOUTH BUT THEY NEVER POP OUT

I GOT THE DROP ON YOUR SPOT SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

Hello ASIO yes I'm reporting an user for having a concerning level of interest in firearms

wish I could see you irl so I could call you a dumb nigger to your face

they need to make a fantasy RPG with chivalry-esque combat