And people say Americans have no culture!
>Oh, say! can you see by the mart's early light
What so proudly we shart at the walmart's last closing;
Whose large shits and small shits, through the perilous sharting,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly sharting?
And the mart's re d glare, the diarrhea bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our sharting was still there:
Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the fat and the home of the inbred?
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Its 2016 you can't expect someone to walk around a shop for 20 minutes without leaking a little high fructose corn syrup
How's that refugee situation going
Pretty good meme desu
They were the worst from the Island - UK... Prostiturtes, crooks, criminals all deported to the USofAIDS
HAAAAAAAA SALTY AMERISHART
Oh, say! can you shart, in the aisle of wall mart
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Lol this is funny meme
seriously why do americans do this?
United states of excretia
shart in the mart
REFUGEES
Why does everyone think all Amerifags are fat?
Have you even been outside your cucked Europe?
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cuz you are fat and tarded.
well known fact
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AMERICUNTS BTFO
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LEAKING BROWN RANCH IN THE AUTOMOTIVE BRANCH
NO ANAL RELENTER IN THE HOME & GARDENING CENTER
BROWN INSURGENCY IN THE PHARMACY
VERY SMELLY IN THE DELI
POP A SQUAT IN THE PARKING LOT
CONSTIPATION DEFEATOR NEAR THE WALMART GREETER
VIOLENT SHARTS NEAR THE SHOPPING CARTS
FECAL EJECTION IN THE ELECTRONICS SECTION
BROWN STAIN IN THE CHECKOUT LANE
ASS EXPLOSION NEAR THE SCENTED LOTION
BROWN MILE IN THE FROZEN AISLE
SAUSAGE NO BUN IN AISLE 1
DOODOO IN AISLE 2
ANUS IS FREE IN AISLE 3
TURD ON THE FLOOR IN AISLE 4
ASS COMES ALIVE IN AISLE 5
PICK-UP-SHITS IN AISLE 6
SPHINCTER GOES TO 11 IN AISLE 7
DEFECATE IN AISLE 8
THE WHOLE PLACE IS MINE AT AISLE 9
SMELLS LIKE A MEXICAN IN AISLE 1O
BACTERIA HEAVEN IN AISLE 11
SHIT YOURSELF IN AISLE 12
FINNISH CUISINE IN AISLE 13
PUSSY
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>when you get insulted by a eurocuck
Because you are all fat and cripplingly obese, burgerbro
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Because obesity rate in America is over 35%. You are literally the fattest country on the planet.
I remember a post on /fit/ awhile back explaining my people shitting their pants is common in walmarts. The anons theory was that fat blocking pills don't allow the body to properly digest fat and grease. Because of the fat pills dumb fat people continue to eat greasy food thinking they won't be affected by it. So instead of the food being properly digested it flows right through the intestines. This causes the shit to be runny and leaky. Hence why people don't notice that they have shit themselves.
>other 65%
wut
As a 50th generation Anglo I can say without fear of contradiction that some Americans do this
Ireland, stop trying to be Australia/Canada. It will never happen.
Now excuse me while I clean my pants
How is that economy doing
>makes fun of every single country daily
>1 meme is made about them
>OMG LSIDE THREAD 0/10 DUMB MEME WE IZ MOST RELEVANT YOU ARE NOT WHITE
why cant americans handle bants?
>1 extra roll of toilet paper given to this ID
>I make joke!
>choosing to ignore that America produces the greatest athletes in the world
truly fascinating culture
Not as bad as yours, do i need to remind you of how much debt your country is in?
stop trying to force this dumb meme
We already have the fat and tard memes made about us. I'm fine with that because there is truth in it. All the forced shart meme pics came exclusively from peopleofwallmart.com.
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>America produces the greatest athletes in the world
For some reason, 95% are black.
America also produces the most nobel prize leaureates. And for some reason 95% of them are Jewish.
Hmmm. Have Americans EVERY produced something of value of their own accord?
still sixth in the world
how does it feel that a little island smaller then any of your states can be so rich even after a """"Devastating"""" blow like brexit?
This is almost exclusively a southern US problem though
It's going to affect bongs in 5-10 years, and your plumbing isn't designed to cope.
Amerifats, recorded in toilets too. Cuz probably
they don't know that they have to
poo in the loo.
you have a lower average iq than america just like every other nation in this thread
>Continent sized nation
>tiny island
Doesn't change anything about your obesity rate, just like a drooling retard cannot claim not to be retarded just because he can ride a Bike
How did this meme spring up so quickly?
>5th largest economy in the world
>65% of the medals you got despite having 20% of the population
>you filled your olympic team up with niggers
>our team was like 95% white
America is a country of immigrants, at least our immigrants offer value to the country Hans.
>a drooling retard cannot claim not to be retarded just because he can ride a Bike
That's unfair, Americans do know how to ride a bike...if you put 4 wheels and an electric motor on it :^)
>I love niggers: the post
so by your logic, do you mean the native indians?
Walmart is so fucking disgusting. This is literally 99.9% of their shoppers, the rest haven't shit themselves yet (but will soon). Literally makes me lose hope for humanity.
what is trump going to do to stop this?
It was desperately need, wasn't it?
Americans have been shit talking everyone else for years.
It's a slide thread when there are over 10 topics with this forced meme, go back to Israel, kikel.
To the girl in the upper left corner defense.
Her anal is leaking cuzz of analpenetration.
Thats how all faggots ends up.
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>having food to begin with
Let us know when you get there, Poojeet.
>USA = shart in the mart
>India = poo in the loo
>China = sheet in the street
When will Europe find it's own shitting meme.
DESIGNATED
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>so by your logic
You don't seem to know how logic works.
Is it possible you were home-schooled in America and are now on vacation "Whothefuckcares: the country"?
HAHAHA! FUCKING SHARTERS
I don't understand, do Americans like to shit themselves in supermarkets? Why? Do they not like to use public toilets?
so americans have anal leakage because they've taken so much bbc?
all these "pro america" posters are absolutely retarded and should stop
you people are an embarrassment
almost as bad as the pants-shitters
Reply to this post to sign the petition to rename the U.S. to
>United Stains of Shartmerica
DO IT FAGGOTS
Tell me about the americans.
Why do they shart in the mart?
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>America is a country of immigrants, at least our immigrants offer value to the country Hans.
Yes, every other country envies your nigger and jew cultural enrichment
But to be quite honest, how hard is it to shit in toilet instead? Does walmart not have one?
ITT: Butthurt Amerisharts can't handle the banter.
public toilets are looked down upon as socialism.
There are a couple reasons...
#1 their diet. these fat fucks eat nothing but greasy fast food. their greasy diet causes diarrhea, which they think is just a fart (which turns into shit, a shart if you will)
#2 a surprising amount of Americans are literally retarded. It is absolutely amazing. They have no awareness of anything going on around them, they have the brain capacity of an ape, if that.
POO
population doesn't decide how many athletes you can field
>America is one person
I think its a pretty dank meme desu, I've never sharted my pantaloons personally though.
>walmart
>closing
???
Just like we envy your cultural enrichment by Arabs.
ITT: Americans being total asswipes, raising a big stink and trying to flush this thread
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THIS IS THE SHARTENING
>visit yurop
>eat shitty yuro food
>take a shit
>toilet won't flush it away
>panic
>just let the shit build up in the bowl during my stay, thankfully I was only there for 3 days
Fix your shitty plumbing, Europe.
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>Just like we envy your cultural enrichment by Arabs.
I have terrible news for you, you deluded fuck.
>toilet won't flush it away
lmao this obese burgertard's fat ass broke the toilet
Huh, Americans are more likely to be obese than white.
Why need toilets when you can shart in mart
GET GREAT AGAIN DEUTSCHLAND!
UNITE WITH US AGAIN
DEFEAT THE USAIDS.
Creating violence since it was established.
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not true, mexicans and brits are fatter than ghe americans
I think it's just these morbidly obese fucks cant feel the shit from their ass because they're so fat.
our team is filled with niggers too.
Like 30% of the americans
i love this meme