Unemployed mechanical engineering graduate

>unemployed mechanical engineering graduate
how come no one wants me bros

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come home and you'll surely find work

Because you think university is entitlement to a job, and also fell for the STEM meme.
I bet you thought you were so smart in undergrad because you took a fluid dyn class. Laugh all day.

kek seriously though I wish I were a chink

It's hard dude my cousin had to do his masters and still it took him over a year after to find a job in mechanical engineering.

>Canada
>jobs

i wish i did computer science or something

gonna do a masters probably, keep the school life goin

Trudeau created a lot of jobs last year so were doing great now.

I receive at least one job offer per week from a German business networking site eventhough I didn't even finish my studies yet

have you tried being yourself brah? work with ladies for me so it should work with jobs, right?

White bois don't get jobs

What province you In?
Work for Quebec or Manitoba hydro companies.

ECE grad working for a transformer company here. There's lots of jobs in Canada...

ontario

I can make myself fluent in french within a year if possible

>just go 100,000 km away from home if you want a job, it's easy xD

>Because you think university is entitlement to a job
It is in your country, poofter kraut

>falling for the engineer meme

Took me 26 months to find my first job

no

Try find one overseas that sets you up with a job after your masters he had been studying in the Netherlands and a job lined up unfortunately he got his girlfriend pregnant on a trip back here then it took him a full year more to find his current job.

why do people reply to these threads in earnest

part time minimum wage """jobs"""

NETWORKING
WHERE ARE YOUR CONTACTS?

>unemployed
>mechanical engineering graduate
That's not possible in today's times, says Dr. Goldstein

Alot of those are by choice, though.

Literally every single w*man (as in literally 100%) with an engineering degree I've encountered has ended up voluntarily doing something different like "managing" or some other gimmick.

Realistically how many are women though like 5-10%?

Not everyone is a child or neighbor of a CEO. 80% of the people I remember from college who got jobs afterward already knew where they were going to work before freshman year

user, did you make sure to network with alumni? Call your university, and see if there any alumni meetings or something that can help you out.

Yeah, something like that

But women was just one example. Many others for example will choose to do an MBA afterwards.

Silence, normiescum

here come the hyperboles
coming up with excuses because you missed out on your chance in school when companies literally come to campus to ask people to come work for them.

>when companies literally come to campus to ask people to come work for them.
They come with 1 fucking position for every few dozen prospective students you tard

Yeah because they can;t find a job

>dude literally just talking to people will create jobs out of thin area just ignore the manufacturing industry being off shored since 1970, the oil industry in a state of collapse, non-existent economic growth for anything that isn't real estate and finance, and market flooded with immigrants

Wrong, they apply for an MBA in their final year *before* the job hunting period actually begins. Apprehensiveness about the job market might indeed be a factor, but the actual decision is made without any real job hunting efforts having been made.

>here come the hyperboles
>companies literally come to campus to ask people to come work for them
pot calling the kettle nigger

this is an NA thread, socialist shitholes need not apply

Didn't get into co-op?

You could write books about mechanical engineering and self publish on Amazon

As a babby-tier undergrad? Not really.

There's a reason that books are pretty much always authored by actual professors.

if you're /fit/, become an officer
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Hey babby tier books that sell only a few hundred copies gives you more money than not selling any books

>a few hundred copies
you're being generous here

>gives you more money than not selling any books
The return on investment (investment here being the amount of hours put in) is extremely low. And books make very little money even when they do sell well, because the editors keep practically everything. The only reason some professors bother writing them is that it can help them advance their career.

If you're that desperate for money, you might as well just get a McJob.

You need to speak mandarin for half the engineering jobs here in los angeles

If you’re an engineer managing engineers, would that not fall under the engineering sector?

I mean engineering is not always running simulations, design or building shit, is also dealing with project engineering, quality, procurement, etc.

>graduate EE
>can't find job for 7 months
>want to kill myself
>randomly meet woman i somehow know through family at my aunts wake
>gets me job at utility company as engineer
>now making 70k a year starting designing transformers

Life finds a way user, I was close to suicide and now I'm flexin on niggas

No, no, self publishing. In traditional publishing (ie, books by professionals or professors) there's an editor. You write a short book yourself, you upload to Amazon, charge $3 and sell it

And why are you talking about muh return on investment. Isn't mechanical engineering what you do for free in classes for the last 2 years anyway? Just make up a few sample engineering problems common in classes, and then show how to solve them

Your story is just another example of how cronyism and nepotism have come to dominate western society.

If Ivanka and Jared can be senior advisors to President, anyone can :3

It was always like this, it's just that now GDP growth is in the shitter because demographics have peaked, and what remaining economic growth left is just financial speculation

>Isn't mechanical engineering what you do for free in classes for the last 2 years anyway?
On paper, what you do in your degree is training, which is worth it because those two years supposedly allow you to get those "easy guaranteed well-paid engineering jobs" everybody fantasizes about.

Of course, if you get no job afterwards, then it's a whole different story, and your return on investment is extremely bad.

i never said it wasnt, i literally got this position because of her

>It was always like this
Really? Because this whole "engineering has guaranteed jobs" gimmick must have come from somewhere. I feel like it must have been the case way back in the 50's or something, otherwise I can't imagine why on Earth that terrible, terrible meme ever came into being.

What I mean by that is people always got jobs via connections but because the economy was growing so much anybody in general could get a job too, but as economic growth stops what little remains will go to the well connected

I dunno man, I always hear stories about STEM is best too

I'm a professional NEET, so if I were you, I'd use my mechanical engineering skills as best I can, as an unemployed engineer
> Make YouTube videos about common engineering problems and how to solve them
> Write short 3000-word $1 books on common engineering problems and how to solve them

Oh, and don't forget Patreon

In the 50's? you could become a teacher without a highschool degree in the 50s. Jobs was easier to get in the past.
If you want jobs that are not service/computers/finance/admin work as an engineer, leave ontario.

anybody whos vaguely good at maths does it i swear i know so many people doing it
even my dad tried to get me to do it

serves you right for being white, if you're not white then it serves you right for being a white lover

I think I might start doing this.

Should I rip content off my courses?

Unfortunately for engineers in Canada and Australia our economies fell for the FIRE meme(finance, insurance, real estate)

Because were part of an exploited proletariat, friend

Yes, that's basically what I do for language courses
Just change the numbers a bit

hopefully IT's a bit better and i don't have to move too far to escape the Chinese. My lectures for my 2 hardest subjects speak fucking broken english.

Join the Army. Dunno how it works in Canada but you might even become an officer.