Mom comes home

>mom comes home
>tells me she got enough food for a "apokalypse"
>ask what she means with "apokalypse"

>tells me the news said that we should start collecting food and water for allarm situations.
>tfw i live in germany

can other krauts tell me if they know more about this?

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FUCKING WAR.
GET YOUR STAHLHELM READY HANS.

Es ist nur für den Fall einer großen Überflutung, etc. Es ist nicht für eine Apokalypse, weil es nur empfohlen wurde Wasser für 5 Tage und Essen für 10 Tage immer bereit zu halten.

shut up fag APOCALYPSE NOW

gott sei dank, ich war drauf und drann mir einen rucksack mit dem typischen "fass micht nicht an du sandmensch" zeug zu füllen.

Ich hab so einen Rucksack immer unter meinem Bett. Man weiß ja nie was passiert.

It's happening.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37155060

Talk to me German bros. what's the deal? Is your government just based and wants to protect its people while all our governments stay quiet?

It means that an Islamic attack is soon and they don't want to be held responsible.

Reconquista II: The Race War.

Didn't you get the memo?

Didn't Merkel tell your people to make sure to have 10 days worth of water just in case? Somethings going to happen.