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If You Get Matching Digits, Kek Has Responded.
Lord Kek?
Will Britain ever be great again?
Please Answer!
Lord Kek!
I'm getting impatient.
Answer me!
Lord Kek!
Who is the Canadian Trump?
Will we get a happening in the next week
Lord Kek, please bless us with a happening!
kek, will i get hired at the job i just applied for? will i succeed?
>55
Excellent! $$$$$$$ Thank you kek, i will set up a shrine for you very soon.
Kek want his followers to become active in life.
To post for dubs is to abuse KEKS will. To abuse his will is to be forsaken by KEK himself.
To be forsaken by KEK is to be a heretic worthy only of death.
Let me make it
I'll use my powers for good
I want to lick her anus.
And also apparently make a lot of ca$hi$h. Pretty pumped! People may laugh at me for believing in Kek, yet all my wildest dreams have come true since i took up the faith! Very nice, better than dinner at Dorsia's!
I will?
I'm afraid not, son.
Based kek are you ever going to give us ww3 this year?
Dubs - maybe
Trips - yes
But I want. Please help me kek.
Remove kebab
MAY KEK SMILE UPON YOU
Great and Powerful Kek, will I get above a 3.0 this year?
Well there be a happening before the november election?
* will there be a happening
I need to go away from here, it's making me retarded
If Kek is Egyptian, wouldn't that make him black?
Also mods are at war with Kek, sorry OP you may get b&
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Bless us with happenings this week
Surely they cannot hope to win against an unstoppable force?
Will there be a cleansing soon?
Highest and Mightiest our dear Lord KEK! I pray for a swift and unholy end to the days of the Jews. They have been a scourge plaguing humanity for too long, poisoning our minds, confusing our women, and mutilating our manhood. Please Kek, remove the Jew parasite from the world! Humanity will flourish, life on earth will be harmonious, beautiful, full of prosperity, discovery and innovation. In the name of KEK we pray!
i want a bunch of dead Muslims. that is all. preferably a failed suicide bombing.
i just want her to love me back.
re roll
9/11 2 pls kek
o fug :DDD
Kek doesnt play that lovey dovey shit. GFY!
Kekpedia
>he thinks he can re roll
Last post before I leave here as Kek commanded me to do, but stop writing like a retard.
kek (pbuh) is the one true god
Your dubs prove that point
Kek will I succeed in my masters program?
We need that wall, kek.
Red means stop. 23-27
Gentlemen, congratulations
Lord Kek, will Hillary Clinton shart her pants on live television during the debate?
Will Hillary be imprisoned before the elections?
Thank you, kek
Lord kek, will George Soros die soon?
happening before November to ensure a Trump victory
Another crusade pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
dubs out for harambe
Kek let me finish my job!!!
Lord Kek, will Hillary defecate in her pants?
Singles: No
Doubles: Yes
Newfag pls leave
Kek is not real, he failed on august 14th
We seek the power of voodoo to send Hillary into a coughing fit during the debates.
oh all knowing and gentle kek, will there be a happening on this day?
Will I did yesterday ?
Kek, give me the power
I request people to stop this dumb kek meme
Lord Kek, bringer of happenings and God of Chaos, does the german government know about something big that will happen and is this the reason they want us to prepare for the worst?
YES
Wrong calculation. No one learned from 12/21/12.
May we see a new era of peace, progress and unity come to fruition within our lifetime.
As Kek wills
Berlin will it fall before end of the year kek
LORD KEK
WILL THE BASED LEADERS OF THE WORLD RISE UP AGAINST DEGENERACY SUCH AS ISLAM AND FEMINISM
checkem boiz
Societal collapse, when?
ok, lets test it
is Kek real? lets see what dubs have to say
KEK
WILL MY GF MARRY ME AND HELP ME FIGHT DEGENERACY!
Please respond Kek, if greeks are white
LORD KEK
WILL I FINALLY EARN £1648 EVERY WEEK FROM HOME LIKE THE INTERNET AD SAID I WOULD?
Singles = she will cheat on you and make you care for her black child, dubs says she will be the one