We Summon Kek!

Leave Your Requests In The Thread.

If You Get Matching Digits, Kek Has Responded.

Lord Kek?

Will Britain ever be great again?

Please Answer!

Lord Kek!

I'm getting impatient.

Answer me!

Lord Kek!

Who is the Canadian Trump?

Will we get a happening in the next week

Lord Kek, please bless us with a happening!

kek, will i get hired at the job i just applied for? will i succeed?

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Excellent! $$$$$$$ Thank you kek, i will set up a shrine for you very soon.

Kek want his followers to become active in life.

To post for dubs is to abuse KEKS will. To abuse his will is to be forsaken by KEK himself.

To be forsaken by KEK is to be a heretic worthy only of death.

Let me make it
I'll use my powers for good

I want to lick her anus.

And also apparently make a lot of ca$hi$h. Pretty pumped! People may laugh at me for believing in Kek, yet all my wildest dreams have come true since i took up the faith! Very nice, better than dinner at Dorsia's!

I will?

I'm afraid not, son.

Based kek are you ever going to give us ww3 this year?

Dubs - maybe
Trips - yes

But I want. Please help me kek.

Remove kebab

MAY KEK SMILE UPON YOU

Great and Powerful Kek, will I get above a 3.0 this year?

Well there be a happening before the november election?

* will there be a happening

I need to go away from here, it's making me retarded

If Kek is Egyptian, wouldn't that make him black?

Also mods are at war with Kek, sorry OP you may get b&

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Bless us with happenings this week

Surely they cannot hope to win against an unstoppable force?

Will there be a cleansing soon?

Highest and Mightiest our dear Lord KEK! I pray for a swift and unholy end to the days of the Jews. They have been a scourge plaguing humanity for too long, poisoning our minds, confusing our women, and mutilating our manhood. Please Kek, remove the Jew parasite from the world! Humanity will flourish, life on earth will be harmonious, beautiful, full of prosperity, discovery and innovation. In the name of KEK we pray!

i want a bunch of dead Muslims. that is all. preferably a failed suicide bombing.

i just want her to love me back.

re roll

9/11 2 pls kek

o fug :DDD

Kek doesnt play that lovey dovey shit. GFY!

Kekpedia

>he thinks he can re roll

Last post before I leave here as Kek commanded me to do, but stop writing like a retard.

kek (pbuh) is the one true god

Your dubs prove that point

Kek will I succeed in my masters program?

We need that wall, kek.

Red means stop. 23-27

Gentlemen, congratulations

Lord Kek, will Hillary Clinton shart her pants on live television during the debate?

Will Hillary be imprisoned before the elections?

Thank you, kek

Lord kek, will George Soros die soon?

happening before November to ensure a Trump victory

Another crusade pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

dubs out for harambe

Kek let me finish my job!!!

Lord Kek, will Hillary defecate in her pants?

Singles: No
Doubles: Yes

Newfag pls leave

Kek is not real, he failed on august 14th

We seek the power of voodoo to send Hillary into a coughing fit during the debates.

oh all knowing and gentle kek, will there be a happening on this day?

Will I did yesterday ?

Kek, give me the power

I request people to stop this dumb kek meme

Lord Kek, bringer of happenings and God of Chaos, does the german government know about something big that will happen and is this the reason they want us to prepare for the worst?

YES

Wrong calculation. No one learned from 12/21/12.

May we see a new era of peace, progress and unity come to fruition within our lifetime.

As Kek wills

Berlin will it fall before end of the year kek

LORD KEK

WILL THE BASED LEADERS OF THE WORLD RISE UP AGAINST DEGENERACY SUCH AS ISLAM AND FEMINISM

checkem boiz

Societal collapse, when?

ok, lets test it

is Kek real? lets see what dubs have to say

KEK

WILL MY GF MARRY ME AND HELP ME FIGHT DEGENERACY!

Please respond Kek, if greeks are white

LORD KEK

WILL I FINALLY EARN £1648 EVERY WEEK FROM HOME LIKE THE INTERNET AD SAID I WOULD?

Singles = she will cheat on you and make you care for her black child, dubs says she will be the one