Hello, I'm here for the interview

>Hello, I'm here for the interview.

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No you're not.

Glad you are applying for the Dr.Seuss gift shop my good sir, you'll be a hit with the kiddies

Also, gib gold back portugal wtf

>"Sorry, you're white."

Very good. Because it ain't gonna suck itself.

>Congrats, you're hired. Your first task is to stand right there and feel if my new flamethrower works

>Hello, I'm here to expand the Moorish Caliphate

Take a seat right over xir

Have a seat right over here, and let's begin.

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We only hire earth people

If you think you can get this job, without kissing my cock.. Hahah, you are dead wrong.

Thank you for your interest, but the position has been filled. :^)

Right now I'm hiring a store front for the place I work at.
I live in the liberal shithole known as Vancouver I swear a good 90% of them look like this.

Foda-se, sempre que passo ao pé da FCSH vejo tipos/as/?s assim.

Also, you're hired: our toilets need some cleaning.

kek

lmfao

Welcome aboard!

Gay bar is next door

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DID YOU JUST
WHAT
I CAN' T EVEN!

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door the leather clubs two blocks down

Why?

Is that a flower top on... it?

WTF is that anyways? Is it a man? A woman? Something completely else?

OH FUCK

Call me a fucking cringe Lord for Doing this but WHAT THE FUCKKKK HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA OH MY GOD

yes yes. well, bye.

Sorry, we only hire fucking white males

>thank you for your application and your interest in our company
>there are unfortunately a lot of competitors for this job
>you really impressed me
>if you could leave your credentials here
>you will hear from us within the next month

keep them suffering as long as possible

youre hired! heres your office *opens front door*