Third World Thread

ITT: You're only allowed to post if your country...
>has people starving to death
>has had at least two coups in the past 100 years
>has people shitting on the street because no sewage system
>has never contributed anything technologically / philosophically meaningful to the world and would leave no impact if it just sunk in the water

Hello, fellow third worlders.

What is stopping us from becoming superpower? Is it the oppression from the USA? Do you think this new leftist populist party roaming around will be the one that will save us?

First.

You're not welcome in this thread, Canada.

Give it 10 more years and you'll have enough of us to be considered.

bump.
Keep talking i'll just be here listening.

I thought I remember hearing that the Brazillian government was providing free English lessons for prostitues for the years before the olympics.

hello there Brasil

Sup my dudes, anyone asked for shitiest Mediterranean nation

checkin' in bros

but didn't you invent the airplane?

>wright brothers beat you to it
doesn't matter to me, you were accomplishing it on your own anyway.

Brazil is more like 2nd world.

Not posting, because my nation is the greatest nation upon earth

Kill Yourself Stupid Leaf

You Dont Have To Capitalize Every Word In Your Sentence

Fun fact: In the German language, you have to capitalize every noun.

Eeyup

I have Duolingo too

>people starving to death
check
>at least two coups in a century
check
>shitting on the street because immigrants lel
checkity check
>no impact if just sunk in water
cheeeeeeck, in fact Germanball would rush in a boat to dive for denbts

Hey Joao, how's life after the Olympics?

Hi!

We made bonk during the crisis

Didn't know arabic had upper cases.

>people starving to death
In the mountains and countryside. check

>at least two coups in a century
nothing here.

>has people shitting on the street because no sewage system
Is a sport in Moldovia

>has never contributed anything technologically / philosophically meaningful to the world and would leave no impact if it just sunk in the water
We actually did a lot of stuff. But only before 1933, then 14 years of military/fascist rule and 60 years of North Korean style of communism ruined us. Guess we qualify for it, because will never invent anything again.
So how are you fellow poorfags?

>Muh 47.73% whites

>0% Muslims

>has people starving to death
Check
>has had at least two coups in the past 100 years
Nigga we'd had 4 at least
>has people shitting on the street because no sewage system
Yep
>has never contributed anything technologically / philosophically meaningful to the world and would leave no impact if it just sunk in the water
Well shit.

>Is it the oppression from the USA?
That's right! It's us that's stopping you from becoming a Superpower.
Stop blaming your problems on others.

what the fuck is duolingo?

kek

>nothing here.
>Not Antonescu and Ceausescu

Are you even Romanian?

>Lives in a country where white people are a minority

Hello, friends.

Ceausescu didn't come in power trough a coup, neither was he removed by one.

Antonescu yeah, you could call it that. He helped Carol the 2nd to take over.... then he betrayed him.... More like political moves then outright coups in my opinion.

>0% Muslims

Where are all the Chilebros?

Genes. Third worlds have too little neanderthal gene. Simple as that.

How genetically similar are modern day egyptians to ancient ones? if they are you could claim some stuff

WE

>Brazilian "people"

>lives in a homossexual-Cuckliphate

What happened to your middle stripe,Colombia?

>other 3rd worlders don't have top 5 suicide rates
Why live?

>What is stopping us from becoming superpower?

you keep your own benefits over the ones which benefit your nation, aka. corruption in the politics, street gangs etc.

look at Germany for example, in both world wars 2 they discarded their own good for the "greater good", and they plowed through many European countries.
(for the good or worse you have to decide for yourself)

I live in the south, so it's basically a third world country

It's hard to kill yourself when something else kills you first.

Numbers and source, shitskin.

>kid gets more ass than me by dry humping a dog

It's all about the spirit. You'll be fine unless you never forget your stars and bars.

Oh man, we'll be first world in like 2 years because of your second clause.

Easy, Study the reasons for Detroit's decay, South Africa's decay, and Haiti's decay (white flight, corruption and black dominance), and you will understand the basic reasons why.

Can't you just drive to Canada

>>has people starving to death+
Nope
>>has had at least two coups in the past 100 years
Yep
>>has people shitting on the street because no sewage system
Nope
>>has never contributed anything technologically / philosophically meaningful to the world and would leave no impact if it just sunk in the water
Yep

Thaat is us

Somalia checking in

>sweden
>3rd world

>What is stopping us from becoming superpower? Is it the oppression from the USA? Do you think this new leftist populist party roaming around will be the one that will save us?
It is simple, I would backstab a fellow country for my personal gain. this thing applies to all countries here and everybody inside them (except indios and cholos)

No wait, those were assassinations, not coups. The regime was actually elected so only one coup. The second last coup was in 1910, so 106 years ago.

Kek. Portugal is officially 1st world.
ISN'T IT FUNNY?

>has had at least two coups in the past 100 years
Hullo thar!

Has it ever not been?

We meme all the time on here but anyone with two brain cells knows Portugal/Spain/Italy is first world.

Maybe not the top tier of first world, but absolutely first world

>none of that here
huh
i guess we are second world?
because i know for a fact we arent first world and we arent as shitty as brazil (women and children can walk alone at night on the street withouth fear)

Ayy
An app to learn languages, it's breddy good

This ain't sweden anymore, it's somalia

>MY LAND SOMALIA BELONGS TO MY PEOPLE NOW

>has had at least two coups in the past 100 years
Only 1
>has never contributed anything technologically / philosophically meaningful to the world and would leave no impact if it just sunk in the water
We invented the vaccine against malaria, the pacemaker, the hakim valve, one of our scientists is among the fathers of the neurosciences, another is in charge of NASA's mission to jupiter.

But i guess we count for the rest too, how you doing niggas?

Ancient egyptians were black

Mate, are you questioning kek? Portugal is full of niggers and sandniggers, and nobody can read. Now fuck off, scum of the Earth, the lot of you, we're full.

t. Alberto Barbosa

Looks like a turkish thread to me

Fun fact: we sell all our coffee to america and then buy it again from american multinational companies

WE

keeeeeeeeek

But, aren't brazil a 2nd world country?

Greece, this is your time to shine.

Quality thread, am genuinely curious to see how this plays out

...

>identifying
a lot of people dont know they are actually gypos or niggers or just outright deny it

>his country doesnt have 11 year old thieves

ÉRAMOZ

Gtfo and shart in mart

why?

>has people starving to death
yes

>has had at least two coups in the past 100 years
Well we had 1st world war, 2nd world war and yugoslavian war fought 20 years ago

>has people shitting on the street because no sewage system
Haven't see this, but I'm certain there are villages like this

>has never contributed anything technologically / philosophically meaningful to the world and would leave no impact if it just sunk in the water
At least we had these, but mostly were most successful after emigrating to developed countries

REYES

reporting in

>ljudi umire bez hrane
di molim te?
jesi to izvuko iz guzice?

>venezuela

yes i like dogs aswell

>germany saving scat pics on his computer

KEK

not so fast friend

Mahmut is mad that he's not white.

Hungry man reporting in, can you give me some food btw

Y MIERDA

This is the line for the free gibz?

>mfw people crying in the comment section of google play because of the lack of a language course in arabic

Nah. You dont qualify because you have Russia fucking up your life all the time. You could be so much more...

Brazil will never become a superpower. To do so, they would either have to become a two-ocean power and gain Pacific coast, or would have to gain influence in the Caribbean to control the Gulf of Mexico and subsequently the mouth of the Mississippi river. The US will allow neither to happen, ever.

No. Why do North Americans use Walmart as a designated shitting place?

i was asking him where he found people starving to death here
its like he pulled it out of his ass

Santa cruz?

in reality turkey has almost twice and libya almost four times the landmass of sweden. nice map

La paz
> Autonomia carajo!

Be honest guys, how tall are you?

Wal Mart has the best prices, but it is lower quality. So it attracts poor people. Poor people tend to be fatter and less hygenic.

181 cm height
15 cm dick

Noice i'm going there next week.
Love la paz, hate el alto

About 1.75 m8, midget by pol standards but im a skyscraper here.

>81mn of 82mn in germany
>92mn of 205mn in brazil
>BRAZIL = WHITE!!!11!!!
brazillian education

>181
2m
>15
16.5
feels good

>81m of 82m
Hello achmed