I bet Trump can't even Open a Pickle Jar

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Only the Mayor of Townsville can.

Fuck I think you're right
I'm a #cruzmissile now

what is this meme

Hillary shoved pickles up her cunt on the Jimmy Kimmel show, so we need a bunch of threads about pickles.

Of course not, he's a filthy new york socialist. Socialist, both of the left and right variety being complete weaklings.

My insurance company told me I needed to take a physical for life/health insurance reasons. I sent them pic related. For some reason I still have to take the physical. BIGOTED MUCH?!?!?!

>Born too late to experience colonialism and true Monarchy
>Born too early to experience intergalactic capitalism
>Born just in time to witness when opening a pickle jar is a major political issue

Hillary could fit the whole jar up her old stretched out cunt.

I had this picture on my computer and it was shared with nobody. Apparently it was mishandling of classified information. I tried to cite Hillary's mishandling of classified information and that she actually sent it to people and it could have been compromised, judge called me a misogynist and told me I better get friends in higher places in the future.

sentenced me to a year in prison

That isn't true. She shoved cucumbers up her cunt and they came out pickles. Get your facts right.

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Dafug is this?

looks like fukushima

what a time to be alive

>pickles

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Filthy goyim.

Kek

Uh... you have a problem with salty cucumbers?

It's vinegar husbands he doesn't like.

Hillary can open a pickle jar, but does she grow her own cucumbers and pickle them herself?