What the fuck is his problem? mary-sue thread

What the fuck is his problem? mary-sue thread

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Is he auctualy a mary sue in injustice i have not gotten that far yet.

If you mean in general then holy fuck your a retard

You want a Mary Sue?

Don't blame me. You asked for it.

Epiphany. Fucking. Graves.

Came here to post this bitch.

At least 99% of John's victories are Pyrrhic. Except for Injustice, but everyone who lasts more than 5 issues is one in that universe.

I won't waste drive space for a pic, but Steven.

>Outsmarts god
>Outsmarts the Devil or lords of hell
>Fucks a Lesbian

Yeah no he's TOTALLLLLYYYY not a mary-sue guys

Are you talking about Injustice Constantine or what?

Every Constantine ever

I really wish Sup Forums would learn the difference between a Mary Sue and a Byronic Hero.

>Outsmarts God
Never happened. In fact, whenever he goes up against Heaven, John ends up with the short end of the stick... just not dead.
>Outsmarts the Devils or Lords of Hell
I'll give you this, but the way he does it just so brilliant you can't help but go "Damn, that was awesome". Then again, this is the point to his character... and just what kind of person would be so sly and devilish (Pun intended) enough to pull the stops out when it comes to dealing with the forces of the damned.
>Fucks a lesbian
That was a one-off joke. Let it go.

>ultimately dies by getting shot by his niece
>Mary sue

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I've fucked a lesbian.
Actually the only woman I've ever fucked was a lesbian

I don't understand why people put Constantine in the Mary-sue catagory, every time i see one of these threads people always put him in these, have they never read hellblazer?

His feats taken out of context and misrepresented can seem mary sueish. Constantine himself has far too many flaws, is wrong far too often and usually only wins by ending up in a worse situation than he started. Hardly a mary sue

Maybe she turned into a lesbian after she fucked you, ever think about that?

No. She's Bi now.

Only Mary Sues in actual published fiction I remember are Alice in Resident Evil, Chris Pratt in Jurassic Park, and Ethan Hunt in the later Mission Impossibles. And two of those franchises are almost literally fan fiction.

And Rey in Episode VII

Base Cho

Mary Sue inplies John doesn't do anything wrong. John os the biggest piece of shit on earth, everything he does ye does for himself. If he were a Mary Sue, everyone would like him and he'd be a well adjusted human being without faults.

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Nah I just think she was a really flat cliched character. She has lots and lots of skills and all that but 2nd Act only starts off because she ran into the woods flailing because she rejects her destiny and she needs to back to Notooine so her dead beat parents can finally pick her up from Soccer Practice.

I hate her so fucking much.

But that's fucking dumb.

are you talking about how she beat Darth Jon Snow in a fight?

>Never happened. In fact, whenever he goes up against Heaven, John ends up with the short end of the stick... just not dead.
There was that one time he forced god to get the devil off his back so he would not take over hell himself.

But that does not make him a mary sue he had to sell his soul to the devil for real this time to do it.

Yeah,and he's the most hated person in hell which means he's getting shit on constantly.
Also,the lesbian's gf beat the shit out of him.

Yeah out of context feats is probably it.

Although most of the its clear even out of context he has come out of it with heavy costs the holy water bit is really the only major exception.

I want Sup Forums to go and stop making these shit threads on stuff they read on the wiki did anything come out of those /qa/ threads

Prattkeeper and Hunt weren't Sues. They got hurt, had to struggle and didn't end up saving the day. They were more akin to survivors than actual one-upmanship machines. Grady had the Raptors and barely controlled them - plus, he was already an animal trainer for the Navy. Ethan gets blown out to shit time after time and has to ad-hoc his way: you even see him give his techy the stink-eye when he suggests Ethan can memeshit his way through the mission.

Alice... oh God. 100 percent in agreement with you there.

>Holy Water Bit

what are you talking about that whole thing is what started making the First of the Fallen hate him

>What the fuck is his problem?
He's been magic Batman for 5 years now

>>Outsmarts god
Once or twice i guess
>Outsmarts the Devil or lords of hell
Pretty much the whole point of the series
>Fucks a Lesbian
And got a black eye for his trouble.

I know it caused lots of trouble for him but if you just look at the page you probably would not guess at just how much it ends up biting him in the arse.

If he is a mary sue why did he not save whatshisname from Chantinelle.

That prison arc Azzarello did was pretty sueish and Books of magic did have him save Zatanna on (exaggerated) rep alone.
NuJohn Constantine is a total mary sue tho

>Sting is now too old for playing Constantine in the movies
Shite

When you say outsmart God what do you necessarily mean? Like he fooled the almighty or did he fool an angel of the lord?

as much as I loved Azzarello's run i do have to admit the prison arc was pretty bullshit, although That one story where he gets trapped with the people in the bar during a blizzard is one of my top all time favorite stories involving John

Well more like blackmailed him
It barely counts though.

>Blackmail God
Was this an Ennis thing?

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