Be american

>be american
>fuck your teacher
>make her pregnant
>get 6 million dollars as reward

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3752127/Former-California-high-school-student-21-fathered-baby-teacher-age-16-awarded-6-million-payout.html

dude total playa xDDD

Explain this new fancy way to boost your population which doesn't even need open borders.

Nice.

Nice

NICE....

More like
>Be the school
>Turn a blind eye to a teacher breaking the law

Thats why he's getting the settlement.

How much of that does he have to pay in child support?

>lawyer will get half
>other half will go to women when she sues for child support

Nice

Not that's what I call

They share custody so in reality she could ask for child support from the settlement.

Thicc

I was fucking my teacher when I was in high school. I fucking wish there were payouts of that size in Norway. If I had sued I'd be lucky to get a $5000 compensation.

I would have easily gone back to high school and sucked his dick all over again for $6 million.

Nice

>sucked his dick all over again

>fuck your teacher
>Get 6million $
life ain't fair lmao.
i hope we all get nuked and turned to ash

Guarantee she's a coal burner. These over-sexed no impulse control sluts usually are.

>6 million payout

Fuck.
I should have fucked my physics teacher who seemed so dick hungry for me.

This is my dream.

I wasn't expecting that.
I guess the joke worked because you were Norwegian and not Swedish.

This also is my response.

Dumb MRAs will celebrate this ludicrousness as "justice" because "feminist double standard" gets taken down, rather than taking the "black pill" and realising this story only shows that women are 99% unfit to be independent of their fathers and husbands in the workplace and that the courts and entire philosophy underpinning the governments of the west is one of absurdity.

Dysfunction begets dysfunction.

>sucked his dick all over again

6 million

> I hope we all get nuked and turned to ash

does a school even have 6 millions? or do they close and don't pay for it

Mighty fine use there. Made me chuckle. Carry on burger.

>be hormonal teenager
>female authority figure (we shouldn't have those) aggressively comes onto you
>my body is ready.jpg
>crazy bitch deliberately gets pregnant without your knowledge
>your high school life is derailed
>you're dragged through the courts
>everyone looks at you funny
>you're stuck with a child and obligations to it before you've even finished high school
>retarded burger cuck laws will probably force you to pay this child's scumfuck mother for the rest of her life
>you will never be able to be a proper father to your first child and experience its formative years
>your child will be raised in a dysfunctional household with a confirmed unhinged bitch who preys on children
>your child's mother will be in her 40s and fat and ugly before you're 30.
>good luck trying to find a wife when you have to tell all your potential wives about your weird and perverted "primary family"
>if you do convince a woman who isn't twice your age to marry you, by the time you can have children your first child will be near adulthood and loom over your relationship

To be fair, I can see how this kid could have had his life flipped upside down by this.
Free money won't do anything good though, only undoing feminism and reinstituting every patriarchical measure possible short of sharia law will prevent this from happening to others.

nice

Nice.

Woah, nice

that... was liquid banter

Calm down on all those buzzwords potato nigger.

oh christ I lmao'd

Where does the $6 million come from? Teachers don't have that kind of money.

>fucking a crazy without a condom
That's US education for you.

SHITT

Probably from the state (tax payers)

Taxpayers.
Because the school district didn't investigate their female employee's sex life and kick her out because of it, something that would cost them $12 million instead because muh liberated wymin making her own choices.

>Had a baby at age 16 with his teacher in 2013
>Is now 21
How does this math work?

The amount of asshurt women commenting that a sexual assault victim who is male finally sees a major pay out from the school that allowed it to happen is astounding.

So damn close, but no cigar.

...

>muh $6 million

god bless america

nice

>"MUH PATRIARCHY, MUH MUHSOGGYKNEE, MUH FEMINISM"

This shit is fucking priceless.

this,

*six gorillian

>Canadia IS that stupid
Damn.

Nice
and here I am - a 30 y.o. virgin.
I could've fucked dozens of milf teachers and get rich at the same time.

>not molested by a moderately attractive teacher as a kid
>didn't get off to the taboo of banging an authority figure
>don't get $6 million
fucking JEALOUS

he is actually hardcore suicidal

Common Core math

Is there a problem?

Fuck my shit up!