Watermelon is a shit-tier fruit.
>eaten voraciously by pleb-chinks and nogs
>barely any flavor, basically just a melon made out of water
>grown only in dindu climates, absorbing nig-tier nutrients from nog soil
>requires huge commitment to eating due to the size
>seeds have to be spit out, wasting time that whites could be using to conquer the world
prove me wrong
>you can't
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>wasting time that whites could be using to conquer the world
hey user, guess what posting on Sup Forums is doing?
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this jewish propaganda shows a white child eating watermelon. innocent? think again!
>wild, uncontrolled facial expression
>ape-like hand gestures
>fear, paranoia intended to shift the individual towards blue-pill tendencies
why risk eating the jewish melon, user?
i wonder who is behind that poster
stone fruits are the best.
i'm not sure what i like more: peaches or plums. they're both so damn good. i'm leaning towards plums.
good goy! eat the low-nutrient niggermelon, feed it to your kids too!
prove yourself right
>you can't
I agree. It's horrible. Why even bother wasting time growing that shit? Just Drink some water and throw some seeds in your mouth and you have almost the same as eating watermelon.
This board really is the polar opposite of tumblr
Holy fuck the threads are shit recently
Should let us shitpost for a while to make the place entertaining
>Tumblr likes Watermelon
Now I hate it even more.
bullshit, i ate one week ago first time in my life and it was awesome in taste :>
9/10 for the stupid window that looks to be about to decapitate while it probably can't technically.
>>eaten voraciously by pleb-chinks and nogs
>all because shitty people eat a fruit that means its bad
I suppose you dont eat at all then? because they eat in general too.
>>barely any flavor, basically just a melon made out of water
you must get some shit tier watermellons then. when ripe they are literally pure sugar water.
also they have beta-carotene, which is good for you
Bitch it was one of the best Lockseeds in the show.
>SOIYA!
>SUIKA ARMS!
>ŌDAMA BIG BANG!
Apricots.
Peaches, bananas and blueberries are the only fruits worth buying, tbqh.
Artificial Watermelon flavor>>>>>>>>> Actual watermelon
Good treat for dogs
If you eat the admittedly bitter seeds you get a lot more nutrients.
>bananas
nigger detected
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So you're basically saying watermelons in the U.S are shit? because a proper watermelon is somewhere between mildly to hellishly sweet, so much that you should avoid eating a lot because of the ludicrous sugar content.
I did taste one in Germany though and it was fucking awful.
>requires huge commitment to eating due to the size
i'd like to see someone literally eat a full watermelon in one sitting, that thing contains between 5 to 12 liters of water. You could literally die of water poisoning.
it's possible that all our goyim watermelons here in the US just taste like shit because they're genetically engineered to grow quickly or whatever
>barely any flavor
you're eating shit-tier melons.... 0/10 OP problem solved
>i'd like to see someone literally eat a full watermelon in one sitting
I do it from time to time. Though it is not technically one sitting, my stomach is not big enough, i eat like half first than another half after 30-40 minutes. I ate half of the 6.5 kg watermelon hour ago.
it is shit, but so are cats, yet you seem fond of them, meaning your opinion is also shit
or in colder climate (though you do have the right climate for watermelons in tons of places)
It might be because i'm used to it, but the best watermelons i ever tasted are the ones here in Israel. The shittons of Germans, Americans and French that swarm the country every summer seem to be devouring them on a nearly daily basis, so i figure they like them as well
How do you sleep at night with all that sugar in your system, in a 6.5kg watermelon there's more than 300g of pure sugar
>Eating fruit
Don't tell me you cucks fell for the fruit meme? I bet you fatasses sit there and actually think you are healthy while you gorge a bag of grapes.
Let me redpill you on food anons, if you eat any fruit that you did not personally pick off a tree/bush, then you are eating the literal jew of the food table.
Our white bodies are designed to only eat fruit during a very limited timeframe.
Fruit is by nature extremely high in sugar, but more specifically fructose (High Fructose Corn Syrup comes from the FRUIT corn), which is a unique type of simple sugar that CAN ONLY BE TURNED INTO FAT IN YOUR BODY. Your body has 0 capability to use fructose in the same way it does other sugars. The only way for your body to use it is to turn it into fat and then use it later.
Have I got your attention yet? Good.
Now pay attention to the ridiculous prices outside of peak season. Ever noticed people complain about how "eating healthy is so expensive"? It is because the niggers are talking about buying fruit. Fruit is the most expensive major grocery item by weight (excluding other more niche meme foods like nuts).
Fruit also very much lacks nutrients.
>"But that one guy talked about muh polyphenols and antioxidants"
You get more of those cancer fighting nutrients from a 10 cents bag of green tea than you do a box of berries anons. Vegetables have every single nutrient fruit does and more x10.
"But then why does all the health people on t.v. says fruit iz gud???"
Because nigger, they are paid by (((fruit))) companies to shill their products. Notice how the only people you see eating fruit like that are also 24/7 workout fanatics? You have to literally work out all day every day to avoid getting fat off of fruit. Something that might really get your noggin spinning is that bears spend all summer eating nothing but fruit and some fish to gain those hundreds of pounds of fat they eat all winter. And those fuckers roam for months straight no rest.
I haven't fallen for the fruit meme, knowing that the diabetic amerilards of my city eat fruit bowls every morning thinking they're 'improving their health' but I do have a non-watermelon fruit as a snack once in a while
1:1:1 leafy greens, carbs, meat master race reporting in
>fruit corn
Corn is a grain.
Also, not all fruits are sugarballs. Pic related is a fruit.
>semantics
Yes, because I like semantics.
Fruit (the type people usually think of, anyway) truly IS nature's candy. But that's why I don't eat fruit nonstop. or even certain ones. Apples, and bananas a good staple fruit with how they at least have be idiots that outweigh the negatives. Citrus and tropical fruits i save for the doldrums of winter as a pick me up when the snow starts making me hate life. And grapes and berries and the like are a scam.
>CAPTCHA: select all the fruit
>be idiots that outweigh
BENEFITS that outweigh
A bushel of blackberries I'm still hungry after. I fill up halfway through an apple.
>seeds have to be spit out
Sorry mate, but they really don't. Little pussy boy can't handle a few seeds, how can you handle the discomfort of the coming race war?
>requires huge commitment to eating due to the size.
Ever heard of a refrigerator? Blending and drinking it?
>the FRUIT corn
I'm so sorry to everyone that my country is so retarded
I hate watermelon. I hate the horrible texture, I hate the seeds, I hate the flavor. I hate watermelon candy and gum slightly more - mostly because someone actually put effort into trying to make an artificial watermelon flavor. I can choke it down only in a fruit salad, but sometimes I will pick the watermelon pieces out and put them aside on principle.
kot?
kot kot
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1/10
It's delicious. It's valuable. Are you?
If I eat watermelon just before the gym I get massive brainfog
don't know why but it feels terrible
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I could continue on forever. Corn is a fruit lads.
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Best fruits:
1. Pineapple
2. Orange
3. Banana
Prove me wrong.
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dont stop posting kot
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Nectarine is GOAT
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apple > banana > kiwi > pear > carrots >>>>>>> the rest
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What's Sup Forums's opinion of fresh pineapple? Shit is so cash.
No canned shit allowed.
Honeydew melon > watermelon > cantaloupe
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>unskewed fruit nutrition facts are available fucking EVERYWHERE
>"HURR DURR REDPILL"
The problem is not lack of information. It's that nobody bothers to read it.
Some fruit are better than others, you just need to know what you're eating. Aside from antioxitdants, which most fruit have. apples for example are rich in fiber (especially the skin), oranges are a good source for potassium and vitamin C, etc.
You don't eat fruit "because it's healthy". You eat fruit because they're delicious, and compared to chugging a half liter bottle of cola or eating some snack bar, fruit cause a lot less damage- and come with small benefits.
If you guzzle full fruit bowls every day, yes, you're going to get fat as fuck, diabetic, and get terrible teeth. A lot of vegans are finding themselves gaining tons of weight not knowing why, exactly because of that.
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favorite kot, desu
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>those filenames
Good stuff, lad
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>That flag
>literally every time
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no more kot, desu
This a blini kot thread?
Canteloupe still better than watermelon. You're right that honeydew is best, but I preferred the garbage honeydew I got in the military to the shit I get in the grocery store that is sickeningly sweet.
How do I get less sweet honeydew again?
You are aware i'm agreeing with what you say, just in a reasonable, not chimping-out way, right?
Theee only fruit that is awesome!
I wish I knew, my favorite part of the melon is the white part near the rind, it's crunchy and not too sweet like the inner part, everyone else cuts it off though like a pleb
i lied desu, another one
кoт блини
pls no communism
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if you like watermelon then eat it, if you dont then dont eat it.
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>eating the the outer layer
Hell yeah dude, that's the best part. It's tart and refreshing.
My nigga.
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There is no such thing as shit tier fruit you larditard seppo. You need to cut out the Transfats from your diet and save your anus kiddo.
THINK OF YOUR ANUS
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