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Drunk Britbongs are shitting up every swimming pool in europe
>Instances of “logging” have also been known to occur in resorts all over Europe and in Turkey. According to Daily Mail,”Pools at Holiday Village Turkey in Sarigerme, Turkey have been closed up to nine times in the last few weeks due to floating feces.”
Say it with me: STOOL IN POOL!
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Pathetic.
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>literally shitting up turkish baths
biological warfare lads
>India shitposters mad about POO IN LOO.
>Discredit america with SHART IN MART.
>America, being the dick that america is, decides not to go down alone, created STOOL IN POOL!.
Just for your shitposting, I'm gonna shit on india even harder. Because NATO that's why.
Dammit Indians proxying now?
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this is a slide thread
Get fukt EU.
A FUCKING SHART
>Britshits
Britain have undergone huge demographic changes in the last decade.
Odds are that this trend is just brits whom are of Indian decent.
It's just banter. Get over it.
DESIGNATED SHITTING POOLS
>just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
STOOL IN POOL
Stool in Pool
that perfectly describes every brit who could pick out a fellow anglophone no matter how hard i try to hide
cheeky fuckin perverts
I get that reference
Enough with this meme. British pools are very clean. Our overbearing nanny state insists we keep the concentration of fecal matter below 80%
nice try sharter
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Nice try sharter, but youre failed in changing a focus of the butthurt.
Western decline indeed.
It's no big deal.
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STOOL CAN'T TAKE THE BANTZ
britain has certainly undergone a demographic change. the pool-shitters are a class of young millenial pseudo-crusts who drink 40oz malt liquor and fuck their own gauged earlobes with the bottle
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>mfw (((they))) end up bringing down Sup Forums using a series of poo related memes
You better watch yourself or it'll be your pools next. :^)
DESIGNATED STOOLING POOLS
Whats with britians colonies and not being able to poo in loo?
>STOOL IN POOL
>SHART IN MART
>POO IN LOO
Any others?
Disgusting. The brits are really sinking to new lows.
STOOL IN POOL
STOOL IN POOL
Torpedo Harris DO IT AGAIN!
T.Triggered
Yes!! Anglos btfo
Surely the Indians are victims of this bizarre Anglo behaviour??
>You sharted your panties, ameribro
>No, its Brits, they poo in teh pool
>Mister, but how it denies the fact that you sharted in your panties
>it doesn't mean nothing, look at the Brits!!!
TOPKEK
Murricans faces cognitive dissonance and try to deny reality.
PISS ON SWISS
Top kek. Russians are unironically mad about this like they have a personal stake in these poo memes.
This is hilarious!
Keep it up my countrymen! STOOL IN THAT POOL!
what's with this retarded poop meme that's surfacing again? did i miss something?
>Hotel staff declared a "code brown" over all properties
KEK
STOOL IN POOL
SHART IN MART
POO IN THE LOO
Pooping culture 2016
Underage Sup Forumstards like our memes but don't like politics so they would rather talk about poo instead of discuss current events.
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Amerifats shitting themselves in public
How long until every country but india can't post without getting a shart/stool reply
SHIT AT THE BRIT
Shitting in some Turkish swimming pool is better than shitting myself in a fuckin walmart and having literally no shame in it.
Feces is 100% natural, get over it.
This board is basically /r/thedonald but instead of talking about politics, we post scat pictures and cuck porn. Bravo, Sup Forums.
I APOLOGISE FOR NOTHING
God gave me the right to stool in the pool whenever I like, it's our freedoms, you other countries wouldn't understand what real freedom feels like
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Ahaha, mad? Do you realy think that I'm the one who mad here, lol?
>CAPTAIN, WE NEED TO COUNTER SHART MEME BEFORE ITS TOO LATE, OUR DAMAGE CONTROL ALMOST ENDED. LETS HIT THE BRITS!!!
A Bingo on the Flamingo. Kenya edition
No, there are curry niggers everywhere these days. Like most shitskins, they want to move to better places but want to make those new places "just like home" in this case, Indians want shit everywhere. They are a people of shit. They love shit. To an Indian, shit is life.
We ask them. We beg them, please "POO IN LOO", but they say "no". They want to shit anywhere they like. 7 to 8 watery shits everywhere, no limits.
So what is their retort, their defense against our pleas? They talk about shit. They talk about everyone else shitting. They want the world eclipsed in shit.
Log in the bog.
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Indians refuse to POO IN LOO because the British colonists didn't either. #trufax
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Poo memes are serious business in the motherland.
>Sup Forums has quite literally turned into a shit-flinging contest
Not even mad. I fucking love this board.
No, it's stool in pool.
Seeing as stools are being left in European pools.
Get the saying right or don't say it.
I for one am proud! I say they keep stooling in pools.
DO IT MY BROTHERS!
This threads are hilarious i. Literally laughing ou loud eventohpugh its 1 am
Wait, why are they shitting in pools?
We only shart in mart because it's the ultimate form of freedom, indians won't poo in loo because it's beta as hell but why would you stool in pool? That's just gross, you're sharing the pool with other people Brittbongs.
Lol
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It's true, it's why you sharts don't use toilets either.
What have we done.
Where is India when you need it?
Poo the shart in the pool
PADDY POO PRIDE WORLDWIDE
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How do we solve the epidemic of britbongs being unable to control their bowel movements as soon as they are submerged in water?
How did this begin and can the britbongs ever become pool-trained??
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My face rn
Lol. I knew Brits were poo hooligans
>why are they shitting in pools?
To ruin European fun and stop them from going in the pool.
Also because of this movie.
Its just a prank bro
It is quite funny that an Amerishart got so angry at the bantz he sought out to deflect to someone else.
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>be american
>ordering pizza online for 2nd breakfast
>suddenly feel my bowels moving
>must be the triple mcdonalds burger meal i had for breakfast
>go on with my business
>bowels moving again and feel the need to shart
>yell for mom to come help me off the bed and into the car
>rush to moms car, sit in the back seat like a good boy
>start driving to the local walmart 50 yards down the road
>trying my best not to disappoint the founding fathers and shart outside of the mart
>it hurts so bad but the men of america mustn't shirk their duty and give in to tyranny and oppression
>we finally arrive and park in the designated shart carpark for quick visits in and out of the mart (payed for by Obamacare)
>rent a shart prevention mobility scooter designed to get you into the mart without sharting along the way
>nearly through the doors, i can see my favourite aisle from outside
>suddenly the walmart closes because of a gunman shooting the place up
>police arrive and see me outside of the door
>draw my gun to defend myself from government oppression and tyrannical police state
>they shoot me and the shock causes me to shart outside of the mart
>im in shock, this is not what the founding fathers would have wanted for america
>mom tells me im no longer her son and im s disgrace to the free people of the USA
>police cuff and beat me to death for 1 count of shart outside mart
This shitting meme is honestly pretty fucking funny, but its total cancer. These threads should be deleted and people at least warned.
Ruskies cant handle banter about a different country.
Don't you feel bonded though?
Britts, Burgers and Poo's united in our love of shitting whenever we feel like it?
I feel like we are all bro's now, it's nice.
>Pooligans
Fuck you
For a long time I thought that the whole american shart in mart thing was made up. Well that was before I spoke with two american friends of mine about this phenomenon, they could not believe I was making a thing out of this and apparently this is deeply rooted in american culture. " If you gotta go you gotta go and you can always clean up later, no big deal "they said. They also told me that displaying poo on your pants, or a burgerstain if you will, is the true mark of a patriot and hard worker. By showing off your burgerstain you let everybody know that you are too busy living the american dream and grabbing life by the horns than to worry about silly loos and where to poo. Americans wear their burgerstains with pride, much like how a war veteran wears a medal on his chest. One of the american friends I was discussing this with even went on to admit that he once forced a burgerstain while on a date to impress the girl and they are married today.
I'm just laughing too much right now.
I knew polish people cleaning toilets was a hoax.You know why? Cause brits have no toilets whatsoever.They shit at pools.
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>Shart in the mart is a rare occurrence
>Street shitting is the rule
>Pool logging is deliberate.
Making bongs the worst of all.
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME WHEN MY GUT WAS FEELING FUNNY
I SHOULD JUST CARRY ON INSTEAD
I WAS FEELING KINDA A DUMB WITH A STREAK ACROSS MY BUM
WHILE STOCKING UP ON SPRITE AND STALE BREAD
WELL, THE SHARTS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
PUT MY HAND ON MY ASS AND I HIT THE MART RUNNING
DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO USE THE JOHN
MY PANTS GET FULL AND MY BOWL GETS NONE
SO MUCH TO POO, SO MUCH TO PEE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH DOING IT AISLE THREE?
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO
SO PUT YOUR BROWN STAINS ON SHOW
I don't see the problem. When I go swimming we are only evacuated every couple of hours because of someone playing this prank. Its not a big deal and there are showers nearby.
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It is not fair! I deserve a POO POO related insult too!
Did we ever pretend we were not Sup Forums 2.0?
I mean we are politically oriented, but were are still Sup Forums, and I'm glad Sup Forums hasn't forgotten this in all years I've been on it
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME WHEN MY GUT WAS FEELING FUNNY
I SHOULD JUST CARRY ON INSTEAD
I WAS FEELING KINDA A DUMB WITH A STREAK ACROSS MY BUM
WHILE STOCKING UP ON SPRITE AND STALE BREAD
WELL, THE SHARTS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
PUT MY HAND ON MY ASS AND I HIT THE MART RUNNING
DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO USE THE JOHN
MY PANTS GET FULL AND MY BOWL GETS NONE
SO MUCH TO POO, SO MUCH TO PEE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH DOING IT AISLE THREE?
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO
SO PUT YOUR BROWN STAINS ON SHOW
Problem?
>inbetweeners
I didn't know they made a second movie, damn. People always act like British comedy is dry and weak but Inbetweeners is one of the funniest shows I've ever seen.