Their society is 3 days away from going back to the middle ages (they barely have energy half the week). Their law enforcement has become a glorified warband. People are beating each other up for food everywhere.
I'm coming there armed, through the borders and with 5 thousand dollars (emergency bribe). My goal is to survive democratic socialism and film everything, then send it do Discovery Channel for them to publish it as a documentary series.
Either that or I'll buy a house far away from the capital and turn it into my personal cult where people will have to worship Qek in exchange of dollars.
Imagine the potential. If a billionaire went to Venezuela, he could buy half the country and make it great again.
Put your mind to work. We can re-create feudalism, even.
There's nothing we can't do.
James Gutierrez
If you have weapons in Venezuela right now, seems like there'd be slot of gun for hire type work. If i was a rich venezuelan, id want security. Would be dangerous. If you have the balls. There is money to be made.
Ayden Murphy
Kill yourself and feed your hues
Nathaniel Cox
I can actually rescue you.
Are you holed up inside your house or something?
I want an adventure.
Ryan Roberts
RARE A R E
Anthony Rodriguez
Just dont go to maracaibo pls i have family there
Jordan Diaz
Maybe he'd be willing to donate you some toilet paper?
Lincoln Gonzalez
Necesitas harina pan maricon?
Evan Wilson
WHITE Sup ForumsONY IN LITTLE VENICE?
Cooper Jackson
>BR middle class NEET sperg goes to the most violent country in the world and gets beheaded Kek.
To be fair, I would indeed pay to see that.
Nicholas Thompson
>mfw the hue is just running away from Lula 2018
Andrew James
Ojala gane Trump en serio y te deporte a ti y a toda tu familia de mierda, pajuo
Joseph Thompson
keekekek enserio venezuela nesecita un cambio urgente
Jose Green
How do you feel being the last voices of a dying society?
Samuel Evans
This is Braddock, PA. It was destroyed because of niggers and Chinese steel. That property is cheap and every dollar you put in be wasted like Venezuela.
Daniel Sanders
Commies never learn RIP my brother
Aiden Sullivan
Feels sad man. I hope the internet stays up till the end.
>Forgets that the provenoil reservesinVenezuelaare recognized as the largest in the world
F
Nathaniel Harris
>I can actually rescue you.
>Are you holed up inside your house or something?
>I want an adventure.
Autism speaks. It's time to listen.
Carter Roberts
>provenoil Afghanistan is mountainous and likely has more rare earth mineral wealth than the entire planet. It is worthless right now and likely for a few lifetimes.
Zachary Hughes
>Proven vs. "likely"
Negro, please.
Angel Thomas
>war zone vs happenings Hispanic, please
Matthew Rodriguez
F
Sebastian Myers
>3 days away from going back to the middle ages read a fucking book, Venezuela is a pandemonium right now
Kevin Moore
Give us the inside scoop Venezbro. How bad is it right now?
Cameron Stewart
Just come get the oil faggot, but kill the commies in the process please.
Brandon Gutierrez
user i was thinking that too, but just to buy their old (1960s) and new (2010s) cars for a cheap price since here its a fucking furtune
David Hill
US is drowning in our own oil right now. You may have noticed that we don't really bother with you or other oil producing countries much anymore.
Noah James
6h lines to get (2) packets of corn flour or (2) pasta packets or (2) wheat flour packets (its fucking random so you can never know) no deodorant anywhere, no milk, no sugar, cant buy meat cause its expensive as fug, mangoes are already out of season, tp expensive, tight as fuck currency control (gov says $1 = 10vef when in reality its $1 = 1000vef)
>mfw
Camden Hill
Are you the guy we were telling to make your own deodorant months ago?
Cameron Stewart
China is the one who is geting your oil, but you already have chinese democracy/fredoom.
Jason Garcia
F
Caleb Peterson
We still sell like 50% of our daily production to the US in exchange for cold hard cash, otherwise we would fucking die instantly since china takes it basically for free (they send bus parts, car parts, etc but 0 money).
Nah
Isaac Barnes
You're trying to convince Brazil not to buy Venezuela but all you've done is convince me we should try to colonize this Braddock place.
Jack Roberts
What exactly stops you from, say, making your own tp or deodorant and selling it?
Cooper Peterson
All capitalist lies, Venezuela is doing just fine.
GLOBAL SOCIALISM WILL PREVAIL.
Daniel Campbell
i hear it's not as bad in the countryside. but in the cities it's bad.
John Ortiz
Yet U.S is fucking you and russia making lobby with the price of the oil, in case you or any other user dont know the crimea / ukranie situation is the cause of this (and socialism of course).
Wyatt Moore
Hey dude. Memes aside, is your country actually falling apart?
Evan Watson
t. georginho soros
Brayden Ramirez
Time? I work 8-5
Deodorant sounds easy but toilet paper doesnt.
They have to sustain dat petrodollar duh, still, anything is better than chavism or lulaism, you should know.
Read Feel free to ask anything specific
>TAKE THE POO
Austin Nelson
What is your life like?
Jose Reed
You didn't answer, really. Do you think your country will collapse soon?
Joshua Evans
socialism
i feel sad for you 2bh
Eli Reyes
...
Bentley Sullivan
They will have a referendum to take maduro out in a few months
Jacob Hall
Lets say i have 5.000 dolars and want to buy a some 1960s/1950s cars over there how much would someone ask for it? also you mentioned Lula how is his figure and dilma's over there?
Brody Brooks
Just shoot them and steal the cars.
There is no good and evil there anymore.
It's just like Brazil.
Isaac Thompson
implying it's not going to be rigged.
Cooper Wood
Kek do you really think in a socialist country with 0 food people are going to sell a hue a car and bother to ship it across a continent? You'll just get your shit stolen user
Gavin Sullivan
If this fails, we wilk probably crumble under the socialism intensifying the starving or a small scale civil war.
With 5k you can get a 2010 chevy aveo in very good condition. A restored old car goes for 10 grand at least in very very good conditions.
Kek
Ryder Bell
Maduro is already firing everyone who will challenge him.
Leo Phillips
no dont film them faggot I don't want Venezuelan refugees
Christopher Parker
I was born in hueland but i am not a monkey.
Oliver Rodriguez
Do you think the referendum will work? Also why don't you just leave Venezuela, go to the US and claim asylum?
Easton Johnson
Corn cobs are good for wiping your ass.
That's how the pre industrial American farmers used to do it.
>remove kernels of corn >give cob to dog or pig to eat the remaining little bits of corn >wipe ass with completely bare cob
Good luck breh. I tried to send relief supplies but shipping was over $200. I have like $100 to spare, but not $300.
Jackson Davis
There something called brazilian venezuelan boarder, and people can be bribed.
Robert Sanchez
He can't claim asylum because his government is considered democratic and legitimate by the USA.
Noah Bell
you could accomplish this in detroit.
Brody Powell
Read about the American recently arrested there when he went to be with his fiancee while she was waiting for her visa.
Jonathan Brooks
Thanks for the answer man, i will look into it, good luck i hope things get better for you guys.
Cameron Brown
Why would i leave when the commies are about to get the boot? The perfect timing to leave was 2-3y ago
Besides i would lose any savings i had by transforming them to us$ using the black market (read )
Dhl is expensive i know
This is true, but depending on what youre planning the bribe is gonna be fat or thin
Owen Torres
We should make Venezuela some form of tourism enterprise.
We give the people guns, some food supply, emergency dollars and then send them to Venezuela like a real life survival game.
They'll have to break into buildings, scavenge empty super markets, fight with what remains of the state...
Damn it, the possibilities are so bright. Someone could be making a fortune out of this.
Thomas Scott
>RIP my brother >implying he won't crawl into our country through the border to eventually get back on his feet after begging to rich, married, "politically correct" middle-aged women in any of the big cities. >Or after deflecting to any of our prideful guerrilla groups.
F nevertheless.
Ryan Gonzalez
what happened to all the food you bought from my country?
Dylan Richardson
If you successfully do this OP and help redpill the masses on the failure of socialist policies, then you will be the patron saint of Sup Forums
God speed you magnificent bastard.
Carson Long
The Middle Ages: when people had electricity, but for only three days at a time.
Jackson Powell
yea name it a tv show called dangerous places on earth perhaps
Daniel Wright
People will just say its not true socialism user.
Joshua Hughes
F
Jacob Wright
>Implying trinidad can feed 30mill people
Jayden Turner
Fuuuuuck. Stay strong over there man. If shit really hits the fan, you must kill to survive.
Isaiah Ortiz
Cool flag dude
Ethan Rodriguez
Venezuelans are bros, shut up
Sebastian Hughes
has cannibalism caught on yet?
Joshua Bell
>pic related is how I imagine Venezuela right now
Is that any accurate?
Grayson Hill
F
Carson Price
i figured as much so who got the lion's share of that bunch also did ppl start planting beans and other crops/fruit even in planting pots etc since jobs are low atm
Zachary Perez
literally thanks obama
Jaxon Cook
No radiation, power armor, but kind of. More like the enclave took over before the the nukes.
Chase Jenkins
Nigga there's like half a dozen Venezuelans in this thread. Uncommon at best.
Tyler White
You wouldn't last 5 seconds
Matthew Mitchell
The fuck is up with St. Louis and Baltimore?
Parker Lopez
>so who got the lion's share of that bunch Probably the "vanguard of the proletariat" as is usually the case with socialism
Wyatt Wood
My Venezuelan girlfriend has been begging for anal more and more as her relatives' situation over there worsens. Don't do anything to ruin this you stupid hue monkey.
Cameron Green
Yes they are. It's just that you shouldn't just open the casket so early for him. He's still has a lot of fight ahead. A lot of opportunities. It's the whole european immigration situation for us. But at least we can rest assured our hungry friend won't behead us for toilet paper.
Alexander Sullivan
niggers
Asher Jones
kek
why is it always hue's that say shit like this?
Leo Nelson
Lots of niggers.
Ryan Morales
Rumors around about people eating stray cats but ive yet to see that myself
Accurate, but we would only dream of having power armors, vaults and pipboys, so we are kinda a 100℅ ghoul population
Urban agriculture yields are low as fuck, cant even feed caracas with veggies, dumb gov trying hard another failed plan
can you explain that in simpler terms like rich/poor police citizenry Ty if you do
Aaron Myers
Venezuelans =/= Venezuelan Government The people who voted for Chavez/Maduro would never come here
Dylan Fisher
My family's business is broken because nobody is buying us our decoratives canvas. Everybody is worrying about food and medicines. There are not much food in my house, just for 4 or 5 days more. We have no money and I'm thinking about commit a crime so we can eat and survive. I've lost ~15 kg in 4 months
