Japan stereotypes at the olympics

>japans 2020 olypics opening ceremony starts
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>everything goes exactly as planned

Tokyo Olympic opening ceremony already leaked senpai:

youtube.com/watch?v=ieQ1rAIjzXc

DUNUNUNU NU NU NU NU
NU

>no terrorist attacks happen because its a homogeneous nation with no Islam

that sounds amazing,
whats the catch

>Shamefur dispray

What sport is this, and why is the bernie sanders ref prepping the bull?

>Hatsune Miku performance during the opening ceremony

High chance of getting robbed/killed/zika

opening ceremony is a bunch of samurai warriors committing seppuku on stage and then kamikaze airplanes crash into them. the crowd banzais in unison for about 10 minutes and then a really cute and sublime miyazaki anime specially made for the olympics is screened that is so beautiful it makes everyone weep. then a bunch of japs in suits walk onto the stage and bow deeply. ninjas and geishas escort them offstage as a yakuza and bosozoku melee breaks out in the crowd.

If they start with a epic taiko presentation I think I'll lose my shit.

Only musical thing worth hearing from Asia

The first thing they showed on the video was the backside of a schoolgirl at Shibuya.

They don't beat around the bush. Me gusta.

super mario abe waves goodbye as the curtains close.

>herro, you arre probabry wondering why i broughrt you here today...
>it is time for NIPPON POWRER!!!!
>secret samurai army slaughters all olympians
>japan invades korea, then china
>weaboos infiltrated UN and governments, preventing foreign intervention
>Sup Forums brigade formed, gets killed in autistic ways in battle
>grorious nippon

>Life size Gundam statue lights the Olympic Bonfire

I'd actually pay money to go watch that

>Japan 2020 Olympics.
>Budget is increased 8 times.
>Millions of new roads built.
>Opening ceremony is a military parade.
>USA athletes expelled after a nigger has sex with a whore. Nigger jailed for rape.
>Thousands of cultural icons get 30 sec segments.
>Suddenly a Japanese game show opens up with the winner getting to light the fire.
>Fire lights up revealing a 120m tall statue of a naked loli.
>Fireworks go off everywhere even in the crowds.
>Both Koreas boycott.
>China was going to boycott but Taiwan was entering so joined anyway.
>UK gets the most medals.

>during the opening ceremony the catgirl portal opens
>japanese X president donald trump have successfully made anime real

Opening Ceremony: 38 Gothic-loli-catgirls perform a highly choreographed/sexualized dance before being seized and subsequently raped by tentacles, while a bright pink, Hello Kitty stamped recreation of the enola gay drops a massive fireworks nuke on the stadium, causing the stage to split open, mechagodzilla emerging from the rift, while Ultraman flies in to fight him.

>Both Koreas boycott.
please make it happen

>die in autistic ways in battle
what the fuck does that even mean

>japans 2020 olypics opening ceremony starts
>shart in mart proceeds to drop a nuke

>Mario and Sonic compete in the olympics

>Attacks with katana.
>Haha too slow.
>Attempts to teleport behind them.
>Gets riddled with bullets.

I'm hoping for a lot of dancing anime holograms.

Asians live for stereotypes. Even if it's against them.

>using katanas in the fencing events

All stadiums are only half-full at best; all the Nips are either working or are shut-ins who don't give a fuck.

mfw there will still be niggers

>japanese female athletes forget to wear clothes thinking it is naked day but is actually the day before naked day so they get punished

>defending crazy gun control
Enjoy taking fundamental rights of the people for short term peace and long-term corruption in the upper level's of societies.

katana charge at chinese machine gun emplacements
some /k/ommando getting his dick stuck in the gear mechanism of a tank or plane
people in the treadhead general arguing over what tank is better while being shelled
use your imagination

>it aint me starts playing

They enjoy drawing children getting raped by octopi

Japans going to be flooded by chimps, rapes will skyrocket, and japan will once again hate on blacks, this time with the world watching.

PLEASE
>desperately hoping not American nigs
>it's probably going to be those ghetto monkeys

>UK gets the most medals

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'd rather have degenerates that keep to themselves than getting blown to shit by terrorist desu senpai.

Put out an official design for the Tokyo olympic logo that labels the Sea of Japan.

Gooks will go apeshit.

Also good luck with the darkies.

USA was expelled remember?

You cannot run from me desu jjokbari-senpai

>katana wielding contest
>Japanese team teleports into place
>*unsheathes katanas*
>ninjas appear
>nothin' personnel, kid
>crowd bursts into applause
>hella fre*king epic!

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That's wrestling, and not WWE type shit. It's from ancient Greece that they get naked and wrangle reach other until one person can't move and is in place

Re-create the Triumphal March from the movie Nanking: City Of Life And Death.
NIHON! NIHON! DAI! DAI! NIHON!

Schoolgirls in tanks fighting other schoolgirls in tanks become an actual event.

Nani sore? You like raw fish? I like mine crispy fried

Yes. This is what the people need. Also, shouldn't you be working?

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That would be rad as hell in my opinion but I'm a total degenerate.

youtube.com/watch?v=NuUQiLo7rJU

>ancient greece
That explains why its so fucking gay

>giant octopus in the swimming pool
>pulls Ledecky underwater for some tentacle fun
>chucks her back out after realizing that she isn't a teenager anymore

It better be Nomura's Miku.

>indian athletes are confused and angered by japanese designated shitting rooms

This should be the opening ceremony song.
youtu.be/2MrtMZDEr-M

GO
GO
GO
GALLO SEGEN

I'm hoping for happenings

>YOOOOOO
>GONK.. GONK... GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK

Go to a public bath, break rules, intimidate nips with superior american cock

>>Both Koreas boycott.
lost

Very high chances of Godzilla