Martial Arts

I'm a manlet with a inferiority complex and I wanna get into martial arts/self defense. What is the most red pilled for of Martial Arts?

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Martial arts are fucking retarded.

But if you're so inclined to stick on the edge, judo is probably the only sensible sport to get into. Learning how to grapple effectively will sure aid in self-defense while keeping the risk of getting knocked out and thus brain damage relatively low.

The prolonged consequences of concussions are severely underrated. Any high contact sport is dangerous in the regard. Including American football and icehockey.

Muay thai, kyokushin karate, judo/jujutsu and krav maga are the only good ones, everything else is a meme
Boxing is always good cause if you're gonna end up in a fight knowing how to throw a good punch is always reliable
Shit like kung fu, tae kwon do etc are great exercise and good for flexibility but not that great if you wanna learn how to actually fight

Fucks sake. Just buy a gun you little faggot.

SF :(

Tai Chi without a doubt. It may not make you punch harder or kick faster, but your chair as will be off the hook

Chakras*

muay thai, boxing, jiu jitsu, wrestling

MMA

Judo+Kyokushin Karate

Shame about those digits.

Anyway, krav maga.

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