/brit/

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mummy said not to use too much bacon but instead i'm having FOUR slices for breakfast

we are
why do you take tweets by mentally ill 15 year old girls seriously?

great place to watch western civilization slowly crumble into the ocean

real answer

you still have time. just dont waste these years. because they're the best you'll have. allegedly.

My friends are under the impression that I am a massive virgin but in reality they're completely right in assuming that

Poopoo come out of bumbum

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now theres two fine braphogs