They do nothing but divide us. We should be focusing on trump!
Brody White
>be hillary >have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in >says your health and health care is of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you go on late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally >literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner >you remind yourself to smile >tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health >TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good >you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear >the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt >opening the jar of pickles >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment >you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain >lid pops off like a charm >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
>For additional entertainment today, watch Trump’s supporters try to explain how his “softening” is actually no change at all. None. Totally the same as before, except for the fact it is totally different. Nothing happening here, folks. Just move along.
>altright gone wild >be bill clinton >be needed for another plane meeting OC pic related
Justin Rodriguez
>be hillary >have a speech about peepee the racism frog
Sebastian Parker
fucking hurry up and get him elected already
whats all the waiting for just have the election today
Gavin Turner
she literally went reeeeeeeeeeee when she was opening it
anyone else think it looks like bad optics in that bloated suit of hers and how she leaned all the way back on the chair after she opened the jar like she was exhausted ?
Joshua Murphy
I fulfilled the will of kek last night, have you done your part?
James Johnson
Watching the rally from last night right now, that mother with her sons ashes....
Jordan Ward
How fitting Jeb's taste in movies are as shit as he is a politician.
Zachary Fisher
...
Jordan Allen
When does Trump start playing dirty?
He's surely got enough on Hillary by now.
What about the emails? Benghazi? Saudi donations she received by the millions?
Americans, please reassure me here.
Samuel Price
Why doesn't Trump go to Vermont to hold a big rally where he talks about trade deals and how workers would benefit from a Trump presidency?
Juan Clark
>I have no family left. He was the only one I had.
Juan Johnson
that MAGA americaball is fucking c00l
Noah Ward
September is almost here friend.
Ian Allen
GEE WHIZ HILLARY, YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD
LEAVE MY PICKLES THE HELL ALONE
Brayden Powell
Cause it's a waste of time. Vermont is beyond saving.
Case in point: Bernie Sanders
Parker Torres
Jesus, the amount of shilling that happens on Sup Forums in the morning is incredible. CTR must just be clocking in.
Easton Jackson
TOP KEK
Parker Smith
Christie's return to the campaign trail when ?
Kevin Clark
Golly gee wilikers im a flaming cuckservative faggot
David Peterson
I don't get it. Is there some kind of subtle joke I'm missing, or is it the obvious unflattering image?
David Wright
When he's Trump's AG and his first case is Clinton.
Mason Hall
There will be no safe word for Hillary.
Isaiah Baker
It's just fucking hilarious.
Josiah Wilson
One of my favorite buys this year
I'm gonna get a based UKball too
Hunter Rodriguez
New (((Reuters))) poll with Clinton up 12 points ... Drumpfkins b-btfo
Elijah Phillips
I imagine most are shitposting college kids who have never worked a real job a day in their life.
Makes sense that they'd be making side money by shilling before morning classes.
Hell these losers are probably IN class shilling for shekels on a laptop instead of taking notes.
Wyatt Thomas
I didn't catch the rally in Texas Was there any trouble like these guys wanted?
Trump retweeted an immature picture that clearly was meant to be 'funny' to his group of immature troll followers, thus proving hes a just a moronic Troll
Parker Sanders
He's dropping in the polls. Again. It's over guys.
Donald,the great state of Texas is Cruz territory, are you lost, boy? Take your big city New York values and get the heck out of dodge, as we say down here in Texas, don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya, city slicker.
Jose Phillips
>m-muh EBT >m-muh welfare
Ayden Gomez
Top kek.
Why did no one ever see this before?
Well played.
Joseph Gray
So you're telling me Hillary doesn't show her face for a month and Trump doesn't fuck up for a month equates to him losing more? Bullshit.
Nicholas Hernandez
Blacks for Trump!
Juan Adams
>stolen valor in the background
Tyler Williams
SHART
Brandon Cook
>mfw Texas has cows made of butter
Kayden Flores
IN THE
Isaiah Sanchez
MART!!!!
Carson Adams
We dont even know where these pictures are from, for all we know this could be at Tim Hortons in Canada, stop with this bogus Americans poop their pants """meme"""
Evan James
I'm sorry Donald, I can't take it anymore!
Brody Evans
So this means something. I don't know what it means, but Hillary didn't win the Blue States. How much will the Bernout vote factor in?
Brandon Rogers
Wonder how many people will enter
Aaron Ross
...
Asher Martinez
These photos were taken in designated shitting aisles in various Wal-Marts around the United States.
Asher Young
...
Hunter Miller
CLINTON FOUNDATION GETTING BTFO ON CSPAN IN 10 MINUTES
i.e. trump could be at 60% in a sample but they apply a "negative factor"
so every 1% to trump becomes 0.75% and every point for Hillary becomes 1.25%
thats how you end up with 50% Hillary 45% Trump
Michael Parker
>ALLAHU AKBAR!!!! Thou shalt slay all followers of the supreme infidel, Donald J. Trump. >Prepare to die for your sins, traitor.
What do?
Ryder Williams
It's hilarious. I redpilled my black friend on Islam and he still thinks democrats are correct.
It has to be some kind of genetic mental conditioning, or some kind of bizarre herd mentality. I don't believe in "hiveminds" but blacks seem to be lacking in so much knowledge or depth that it might very well be true in their case. They're all so ignorant so often that each negro may as well be the same person in many cases.
Eli Williams
well aren't you a nasty troll
Colton Gonzalez
She'll be lucky to get half of the Bern victims
Evan Ramirez
Filtered one shill and the whole thread is filtered now. Stop replying to shills faggots.
Dominic Lopez
By who?
Based Judicial Watch?
Parker Johnson
Whatever happened to this artist?
He's probably the best drawfag Sup Forums has ever had.
Needs purple hair and a BLM shirt to be accurate, since it's #CrazyLeftists shitting themselves on cam fecause their sick fecal obsession.
Jace Cox
That's a Sikh, retard. They're bro tier.
Justin Gray
My favorite comic created by a Sup Forumslack was the Ted Cruz sacrificing his kids on a satanic alter, it was a parody of the butter cow lmao
Joseph Perry
someone from world magazine. going to expose hillary taking money from boko haram. while michelle was memeing bring back our girls hillary was taking in money.
Elijah Gray
Too late. I've finished it all. I hope Mr. Trump doesn't get angry.
What a dense son of a bitch, just because some Canadian asshole uploaded these pics to that PeopleOfWallMart website doesnt mean they were actually from Wal Mart
Parker Rogers
HELP ME DAHNALD
Hudson Rogers
>I like Chris Matthews FUCKEN DROPPED
Dylan Reed
Are you calling me a liar?!?, you fucking little bitch
2.1%? Trump can't get that back. This isn't like the last 6 times he fell below Clinton, or like the entire first 7 months of the campaign where he was behind Clinton. This time is just different.
Something something gary fuck it I can't even pretend to be a shill without wanting to rip my eyes out.
> Trump and Clinton have been within the margin of error to each other in 80% of polls for the last 3 months
Asher Martin
I was so hoping this was fake. What a genuine and real person! She definitely isn't pandering to normies.
Nicholas Russell
NEW FLORIDA POLL. TRUMP IS AHEAD HILLARY CLITORIS BTFO
