you look so good in blue
/brit/
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The Flaming Lips is GOAT
first for skitzo
got 100% of an iq test
love listening to esoteric indie bands (The XX - Intro HQ)
OI OI OI OI OI
kots
y
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Where did you meet the trap?
any tyrell's sea salt and cider vinegar man in
LMAO
the so-called fibre
just asking for a mate i hope
Going to bed as the wife has slept alone for long enough. Not sleepy, but gotta do what you gotta do
racism is finished
dude weed lmao
grim
business idea: single mothers are illegal and also american gun laws but without american gun culture
more of a burts man myself
genuinely get angry when fucking trans cunts put themselves at female on tinder. you're not female, don't try to trick me cause it'll end with you and me trading fists at the maccas carpark you rat cunt.
I literally read more African news than American news because they're just so funny
might go for a drive later on
y-yes
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Grim
50Mbps should be about 6MB/s
it's called maccies you mong
Ran into the ex last night, ended up sleeping with her
oops
Millie I just don't get why you're so optimistic
Roger Bannister has died lads
My local gym is where he first ran his 4 minute mile
RIP
haven't seen those here
like tyrell's thickness
think im going to go tescos and get some tinnies
okay mate lets meet at 'maccies' and settle this
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it's called donny's you runt
bender
>grown women in crop tops
this triggers the skitzo
milly or millie? im talking to a milly
shit it's Maddie woops
did you ever talk to JoJo?
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no........... not roger bannister............ cant believe it................ he was so young..............................
YOU CAN TALK HOT ON THE INNA NET BOI
its illegal to me male
i wish, you?
had about 4 wanks to her photos though jesus christ that last one
bent ref
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oxfrod bender
>tfw had i stayed in oxon for a few months i could have seen you in person. at said gym
*cuffs you round the head, knocking your schoolcap to the ground*
show some respect, boy
Motherly love
Motherly love
Forget about
The brotherly and other-ly love
Motherly love
Is just the thing for you
You know your Mothers' gonna love ya
Till ya don't know what to do
Disconnect all your devices, reset your router and run it again
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fuck off
listening to a "lo-fi jangly psycho rock" album
its fucking good
called ((( by Gatsby In A Daze if you wanna check it out
caesar's legion is unironically better than the NCR
>absolute boy
who even says this?
it's absolute lad
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knife wielding paki
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morning
would you lads
yeah we talked for a bit and traded instas
she's a fucking headcase but at least I got 2 more followers
no
just not worth it
>cop
FOYFOYFOY
she definitely would be
give her the d
ugly thot
didn't realise that Berserk was off hiatus already
an unfortunate choice of emoji
what about now?
bartender
get me a whiskey
on the rocks
'cause im a cawp
you a cawp?
didnt think so
make it a double too
cause im a cawp
she ignored me ffs
yeah might dm her next time she's posting mental shite on her story
get killed by in my sleep? absolutely
fixed
even pubs have photographers now
grim
get really anxious about something i posted on bebo like 12 years ago
all the runts still sleeping, yanks and leafs still sleeping, couple of aussies still about
love this time of day on brit uber compy
1 2 wog
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alri lads gonna go into the other room for a quick cry break you lads want me to take your plates?
do NOT bully Summer lest I make you taste the steel of my blade
bbc.co.uk
doing a cheeky roar
>cop
>ass
foy
yank won't like this
rec me manga
callum
was wondering where the missus got to ahahaha x
been the bull, been the cuck
*picks up your plates while heave-crying and looking at you directly in the eyes*
aaaA-bwwaa-aaahh-aaaaHHH-bwaaaaa
oioioioi
go to sleep
been the bull, been the cuck, send the bill
theories
1. someone does say "absolute boy", probably grime weirdos.
2. it's a variation on absolute lad
3. "boy" is the term of affection, and "the absolute" is applied for emphasis
4. they say "boy" because it's young and haha corbyn is old.
then you slather it all over with the fact Corbyn is a boring old cyclist, so it's funny to act like he's the absolute lad downing 50 pints and doing a backflip.
about to go on a heeming spree
better watch out before i knock you the fuck out
what time is the oscars on? gmt
watching John Oliver's video on the italian election
Isn't this now illegal in the uk?
had a realisation that I will never be happy