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you look so good in blue

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The Flaming Lips is GOAT

first for skitzo

got 100% of an iq test

love listening to esoteric indie bands (The XX - Intro HQ)

OI OI OI OI OI

kots

y

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Where did you meet the trap?

any tyrell's sea salt and cider vinegar man in

LMAO

the so-called fibre

just asking for a mate i hope

Going to bed as the wife has slept alone for long enough. Not sleepy, but gotta do what you gotta do

racism is finished

dude weed lmao

grim

business idea: single mothers are illegal and also american gun laws but without american gun culture

more of a burts man myself

genuinely get angry when fucking trans cunts put themselves at female on tinder. you're not female, don't try to trick me cause it'll end with you and me trading fists at the maccas carpark you rat cunt.

I literally read more African news than American news because they're just so funny

might go for a drive later on

y-yes

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Grim
50Mbps should be about 6MB/s

it's called maccies you mong

youtube.com/watch?v=aztY_fpjJeQ

Ran into the ex last night, ended up sleeping with her

oops

Millie I just don't get why you're so optimistic

Roger Bannister has died lads

My local gym is where he first ran his 4 minute mile

RIP

haven't seen those here
like tyrell's thickness

think im going to go tescos and get some tinnies

okay mate lets meet at 'maccies' and settle this

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it's called donny's you runt

bender

>grown women in crop tops
this triggers the skitzo

milly or millie? im talking to a milly

shit it's Maddie woops
did you ever talk to JoJo?

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no........... not roger bannister............ cant believe it................ he was so young..............................

YOU CAN TALK HOT ON THE INNA NET BOI

its illegal to me male

i wish, you?

had about 4 wanks to her photos though jesus christ that last one

bent ref

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oxfrod bender

>tfw had i stayed in oxon for a few months i could have seen you in person. at said gym

*cuffs you round the head, knocking your schoolcap to the ground*
show some respect, boy

Motherly love
Motherly love
Forget about
The brotherly and other-ly love
Motherly love
Is just the thing for you
You know your Mothers' gonna love ya
Till ya don't know what to do

Disconnect all your devices, reset your router and run it again

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fuck off

listening to a "lo-fi jangly psycho rock" album
its fucking good

called ((( by Gatsby In A Daze if you wanna check it out

caesar's legion is unironically better than the NCR

>absolute boy
who even says this?

it's absolute lad

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knife wielding paki

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morning

would you lads

yeah we talked for a bit and traded instas
she's a fucking headcase but at least I got 2 more followers

no
just not worth it

>cop
FOYFOYFOY

she definitely would be

give her the d

ugly thot

didn't realise that Berserk was off hiatus already

an unfortunate choice of emoji

what about now?

bartender
get me a whiskey
on the rocks

'cause im a cawp
you a cawp?
didnt think so

make it a double too
cause im a cawp

she ignored me ffs
yeah might dm her next time she's posting mental shite on her story

get killed by in my sleep? absolutely

fixed

even pubs have photographers now
grim

get really anxious about something i posted on bebo like 12 years ago

all the runts still sleeping, yanks and leafs still sleeping, couple of aussies still about
love this time of day on brit uber compy

1 2 wog

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alri lads gonna go into the other room for a quick cry break you lads want me to take your plates?

do NOT bully Summer lest I make you taste the steel of my blade

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doing a cheeky roar

>cop
>ass
foy

yank won't like this

rec me manga

callum

was wondering where the missus got to ahahaha x

been the bull, been the cuck

*picks up your plates while heave-crying and looking at you directly in the eyes*
aaaA-bwwaa-aaahh-aaaaHHH-bwaaaaa

oioioioi

go to sleep

been the bull, been the cuck, send the bill

theories
1. someone does say "absolute boy", probably grime weirdos.
2. it's a variation on absolute lad
3. "boy" is the term of affection, and "the absolute" is applied for emphasis
4. they say "boy" because it's young and haha corbyn is old.

then you slather it all over with the fact Corbyn is a boring old cyclist, so it's funny to act like he's the absolute lad downing 50 pints and doing a backflip.

about to go on a heeming spree

better watch out before i knock you the fuck out

what time is the oscars on? gmt

watching John Oliver's video on the italian election

Isn't this now illegal in the uk?

had a realisation that I will never be happy