Croatia 2016 = best country

This is Croatia 2016, and some of you guys used to call us nonwhite and a shithole, meanwhile we are 1st world and these are out accomplishmentst so far and there be plenty more in the future:

>money and high purchasing power
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>people ride bikes to work
>importing cars from Portugal
>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
>low unemployment
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
>young people stay longer with their families instead of moving out early
>army uses homemade tanks
>people wear trendy clothes
>most people have smartphones

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>importing cars from Portugal
What does a Portuguese car even look like? Like what brand are they? We don't have any on the US market.

Also how are your tanks? Are they T-72 or Leopard 2 ripoffs or are they actually an original design?

>1st world
>doesnt even have sharia no-go zones

>>money and high purchasing power
>>low unemployment

>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050

Just went there for vacation, it was great but your German tourists act like literal niggers, always screaming in German and being rude dicks.

you forget house ownership family

no need to be jealous of us germancuck.. nobody forced you to be """multicultural"""

>What does a Portuguese car even look like?

Seat its a great looking car but lacks agility, some Polish parts that we import are generally used to improve acceleration

pic rel is out tank

Croatia is awesome, would voluntarily drown in/10.

>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
damn how many toilets have you got?

On a serious note, keep up the good work Croatia. I Like you
Btw girl is cute. CUTE.

Also does Konzum actually mean store or is it just a slogan?

>Polish technology
>Portuguese cars
>Strategic partnership with Argentina
Thanks for the giggle senpai.

>no need to be jealous of us germancuck
Why do you even assume I am German? I might be one of those countless Balkancucks that came here to look for work, as there is none in your own country.

it means ""consume"".. its jew owned market chain

>nobody forced you to be """multicultural"""

i thought seat was spanish

>I might be one of those countless Balkancucks
yeah, but they only cuck you family.. once they earn enough (or get pensions) they come back and spend in Croatia

polish techology is for tuning portugals car>Seat its a great looking car but lacks agility, some Polish parts that we import are generally used to improve acceleration

I realized that when I googled and found out that he also owns your water and Ice cream.

...

I know they behave like leeches, no need to remind me.

>>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
I like this. Croatinas are bros. I know lots 2 gen cros in here. Good fellas.

anything that's of any value is owned by foreign groups.

we're just trolling in here, Croatia is actually shit (except for our coast)

I fucked a croatian girl once. Your women are bloody beautiful OP, especially the ones here in Aus.

faggot.

I actually really like Croatia. I had a friend in highschool who redpilled me on it.

Random factoid about Croatia: it literally is the creator of the necktie. The necktie and the dalmatian are the two global gifts.

Portuguese cars suck dick tho

>>exporting to Serbia
as much i wish this wasnt the case
sadly its true
we even have a chain of your IDEA stores all over serbia

>low unemployment

do we live in the same fucking country ?

>we even have a chain of your IDEA stores all over serbia

wat dat

underrated post

>do we live in the same fucking country ?

mrš komunjaro lažljiva

so fucking true. Same here

Mall of split has the best McDonald's I've ever ate at.

>go with a few hundred euro to croatia
>fuck their woman
>go back to turkmany

t. German Turk

export qt gf please

Stop making this thread, you dumb fucking autist.

some sort of supermarket chain some croatian guy owns I THINK
or well we call those stores croatian stores might not be the case tbf

Cro Cop is a steroid cheat

okay, I love a man who jokes on his own account.

And I'm also a guy, buddy.

>1st world
>low unemployment

What did he mean by this?

>IDEA
Never heard of it.

but it's fun to read autism sometimes. Every country have them

it's probably indigenous meat. As much as companies dont want to admit it, but it really depends what the animals eat before you slaughter them.

Croatia exports halal meat to rich arab countries (and they are very picky about that)

>be Czech
>drown in Croatia

Ah just found out they are owned by something called Agrokor
this thing seems to own a lot of shit there

>mrš komunjaro lažljiva
i was laughing at your OP until i read this

didnt that happen long time ago? or did another one drown again?

yes! sending

Yelling back and forth commie and nazi...
Croatia never gets old.

Dalmatia best Croatia, jebem zam sve matori na svaki camen u tvoj supa!

Great story bro.
Listen you eastern european scum. I'll be driving with my bike through eastern europe for about 5 weeks next year, around August.
Can anyone recommend some cool places to go? Hiking/Climbing is not a problem.

Yeah, I recognize that name. They basically own everything here.

I spent 2 weeks in Croatia. Nice people, beautiful landscape.

My only criticism is the miasma of socialism remains with respect to management of infrastructure, business, and corruption.

That said, that was the main problem I noticed in Hungary, Slovakia, and Chezch too.

Agrokor also owns Konzum, ledo, and Jana. Their headquarters are in Zagreb.

It happens every summer.

I went to vacation in Croatia when I was a teenager in the mid-2000's because my family was dirt poor and couldn't afford to holiday in Western Europe.

I remember being very positively surprised. Beautiful coastline and pleasant people. Would travel again. Probably even better there now.

Keep it up, Croabro!

So, I have a vacation house on the island of Ugljan, I go and visit Zadar 2-3 times while on my 3 week vacation.

Fine number of girls from the UK and the US in Zadar. Each one hot AF.

WTF, why do people lie that the strongest anglo countries have ugly women?

well they own half the shit here now
its funny how our commercials say "But Serbian" and show IDEA markets.

Do you have Muslims in Croatia? If no, don't let them fucking in. Keep them out. Keep white. Keep Christian.

There are some brown people in eastern europe, they are extremely friendly. So if they invite you somewhere be sure not to decline as it will be a surprisingly great experience! Good luck!

Most of the Muslims are in bosinia and Serbia.

>I went to vacation in Croatia when I was a teenager in the mid-2000's because my family was dirt poor and couldn't afford to holiday in Western Europe.

Same here. I was actually there in 1988 before the Soviet Union came crashing down. One of the weirdest experiences I had. I was 6 years old. I remember playing table tennis with some 7 year old Croatian girl. We communicated without using the same language, but it still worked fine. Hang out for the whole week to go swimming with friends, get icecream and play table tennis. Should have gone back there to find her in the late 1990s... but I didn't.

Hating Muslims is the only thing that Croats and Serbs can agree on.

buy actually

E aj objasnite sta je Zivi Zid.

Should we be thankful or mad that you are preventing us joining the EU?

On one hand more money (aid), on other hand, gay curriculum in schools, plus save the x,y,z...

There are 40k muslims but they are balkan muslims and they are pretty chill. I know few and they are not like those sharia faggots that live in france.

but we hate eachother too much for it to matter

No, we mostly don't.

If you see one on the streets people mostly avoid them. Older christian people usually give them the evil looks.

My parents openly say they should be killed on the spot. desu, I don't enjoy them talking like that, but hey!

Just stick to the coastline and go all the way to the Albanian border. You probably don't want to go any further than that as far as southeastern Europe goes.

Country full of whores.
Also gib back all occupied territories.

>Do you have Muslims in Croatia?
we have bosniaks.. and I think our politicians pander to them (want to get rich arab countries to invest in croatia too)

at least that was my takeaway after watching Erdogan visit and our president speech

> even our president looks fuckable
BEST COUNTRY!!

This is the Croatian Jew that owns all of it.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivica_Todorić

It's like I'm seeing a Lithuanian hobo-serf praising how great 2016 Lithuania is.

Calm the fuck down.

Happy for you bros.

I had a croat in my class in high school but all he did was hang out with bosniaks and albanians and lift. Pretty sure he was on roids.

bruh, you're a faggot. I could talk and even have drinks with a serb with no problem.

I like our relationship to be like "I don't give a fuck about you, you don't give a fuck about me"

There are some extremely nice roads to drive in greece, but I guess they will hate my guts now. Do you have any nice "must go" places in your country? Like a nice mountain, waterfall, buildings?

shame she got fat

Only in a vacuum. You'll get over it once it becomes clear that with respect to Muslims, Europeans can join together to fight back or die.

You guys chimped out hard during ww2

Concentration camps for kids?

oh i wouldnt have a problem drinking with one of you either
but we're made to hate eachother
we kept killing eachother
and both sides are in the right
so wouldnt advice a croat to stop by in serbia

i was in toulouse, plus i visited paris once, it was fucking INSANE, blacks everywhere, fucking GHETTOS where you cant walk at day, let alone night.

so, some fucking immigrant, the french friend called him metissez i believe starts harassing this french girl, so me and another croat go and kick his ass AND THE POLICE ARRESTS US.

FUCK, i was mad.

THICC

Ozbiljna stranka

t. Sinčić

This fuckers

probs is mostly like how Mexico gives VWs to pretty much the whole latin america, they just have the assembly for different companies in Portugal just like we have the VW assembly here in Mexico and in some months Audi too

Basically I love all ex-YU people. But Croatia has a serious issue with hating Serbs...

My graphic card died today :(

>Argentinianfags
>Croatfags

Logic reached

Albania is beautiful, explore that too. Make sure you have all your kidneys when you return though

germans are gods

Meh, back in the TBC WoW days, I had a couple of serbian "buddies" here in Zagreb. We had fun tbqh.

But, for some reason I would be kinda scared to visit Belgrade.

Should I be?

i dont think it bothers them much
youtube.com/watch?v=mpICLrYK6sc

WTf Hrvaska Tell me of your special relationship with the argies?

Maradona was part croat.

HE OWNS EVERYTHING

at least we dont have to photoshop her face so she doesnt emberass us with her look (unlike Merkel and Clinton)

maybe your time would be better spent pandering to muslims so they dont kill you and feed you your own genitalia (pic related)

>Albania
Why do they call themselves muslims when all of them are raging alcoholics?

if thats true, why there are so many young people leaving to work in west eu countries?

Maradona was your greatest croat import.

No. Pls kys. Look at Germany and the Nordic countries.

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